Be me

>be me
>australian
>gettin frisky one night
>decide "fuck it" and hop on ye olde internet thingy to jerk it to some fine sheila
>it's taking a while to load the internet
>hit the dial up box with my boomerang
>success.jpg
>gettin a good 20kbs
>"fuck me mate it's quite speedy tonight"
>take an hour to download a picture of some sheila with some noice sized didgeridoos
>start pullin me pud
>2 minutes later
>its nuttin time
>bust a hell of a nut
>it drips down onto my face
>dont care, too euphoric
>next minute a spoidah crawls onto my lap without me knowing
>thinks my tallywhacker for a snake
>bites it
>Ohfuckthepain.jpg
>the shock of it makes me jump
>tfw ground harness was rusty
>it snaps and I fall into the sun
>mfw

Fucking australia

Quality post

Sounds like you've been having it rough, Bruce.

fuckin straya m8

I enjoyed this

*Tips Akubra*

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Lol le epic Straya does it again with his wacky stories! :D

Come on all, let's sit down and enjoy this riveting tale by our friends down under ;-D


Wowie Zowie look! He did it again! He posted the funny Australian memes and stereotypes! Kek! Guys Come on down! It's a riot over here! Lol!!! The great shitpost straya has made ANOTHER great post! Lol! I can't stop laughing

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>be me
>american
>get the hungies one day
>decide "fuck it" and get on the good ol raised chevy truck and go to the micky dees
>its taking a while for me to get up there
>smack the wife to stop watching oprih and help me get up there
>mission_accomplished.png
>got me a good roar as a turnt that truck up
>"oh my god bro this shit is a beast"
>take an hour going through all the mexican stations cuz I forgot to favorite the country stations on the radio
>start driving down the neighborhood to mickey dees
>50 minutes later
>I have arrived to mickey dees
>buy 20 mc chickens for myself and 1 for the wife
>the black lady that works there says "really?"
>I said yeah, and order 2 mcflurries and orange juice for the wife
>next minute an illegal starts washing my truck with a dirty cloth without me knowing
>thinks im gonna pay him for unwanted work
>tell him no
>build_wall.gif
>he gets mad and calls me 'estopidu reesasta'
>tfw he was a wizard that just said some magic words
>a gun magically appears in his hand
>get shot
>mfw

strewth ya mole

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Fuck off Chang. DUDE WEED LMAO IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR. Kill yourself maple syrup-covered poutine faggot motherfucker.

u are so mad right now lmao

stop posting this kekec

straya cunt

that aussie's fucking face makes me laugh every time

literally a race born for shitposting

the best thing is that the face came from an anti Australian image.

shut the fuck up Zizek

doesnt matter where it came from

This image triggers me and I don't know why.

I wonder.

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ahahahahahahhagaahahahahahaha

>be me
>australian leb
>get in to a fight one night
>decide "fuck it" and call all my cuzz to bash some lad
>it's taking a while for them to drive up
>"yalla cuz what the fuck is takin ya so long banging your ganga missus" to make them hurry up
>sucess.jpg
>gettin a good 20 boys to show up in their v-tec wrx's
>"fucking deadset cuz, I'll fucking neck ya"
>take an hour to stand around intimidatingly
>start getting in to a punch on
>2 minutes later
>fucking coppaz
>bust the fuck out of there
>spit and swear at their face
>dont care, too many cousins
>next minute end up in cronulla and see some white poofters
>fucking snakes cuz
>bash us
>ohfuckthepain.jpg
>shock of it makes me jump them next time I see them
>now white people are racist towards us
>mfw

Fucking australia