Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド / ニャンコの手版

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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first for /balt/

gay 乙

wtf i hate new zealand now

Great, you're gonna attract the footfag german

Any jap qts wanna be my gf

I live in Florida we can go to Disney and eat at whataburger

"横切った"はどこから来たんだ?
なんで過去形?

Why did you kill her? ;_;

Cute as fuck


沙羅が好きそうな画像だ

he can't be a furry too that's just too far

Rust in peace
(-人-)南無阿弥陀仏

Lol I hope he does start posting just so you can see

But does he love cat’s foot?

I can't close my mouth because my wisdom tooth makes my jaw hurt too much when I try

I need comfy picture

Go see a dentist

I think he likes many things

acrossがあったから!

did she actually die
I thought she just got stabbed a lot

どうぞ

>america
>healthcare
you seem to have me confused with someone who lives in a 1st world country

>Go see a dentist
>in America

>Cute as fuck
性交なみに可愛い

にくきゅう

「すごく可愛い」

なんだこいつ……

20か所ぐらい刺されたみたいだな。

>America is not 1st world country
When will this meme end

neko otu

>なんだこいつ……
What guy

I'm really sorry.
I hope Hillary Clinton can hurry up and win so you can get some insurance that covers dental

acrossは副詞・前置詞で「横切って」だから動詞が過去形になってないと横切ったにならないんじゃないかな

it's not even a meme anymore

でもまだ死んでないじゃない?

そこまで考えてなかった

>hillary clinton
t-thanks you too

I don't follow politics but i'd rather have trump win than clinton

We just need a way for republicans to drop dead but keep paying taxes. Then we can use that money and the money we save on their welfare checks for universal healthcare

Please don't start political discussion aka shitstorm

そんな刺されたらとっくに死んでると思ってた。
たしかに、まだ重体ではあるけど生きてるみたいだ。

生き残って”奇跡の生還”とかニュースになってほしいね。

It's honestly cute that you have an opinion about that

There's no shitstorm...

*yet

don't call me cute\( •̀ㅁ•́)/

Ok I'll stop

Being gay is being left wing by definition

>don't call me cute

pretty

I want a redneck skinhead to raw me while holding a gun to my head in the flatbed of his lifted ford F-50, with my face smashed against a "Make America Great Again!" bumper sticker stuck on the back windshield

Did he die?

I used to enjoy redneck threads on /hm/

die hard

we japanese must consider otaku, especially anime and idol otaku

many japanese look down on idol and anime otaku

this is for good reason, these people are often suffer from mental ill like autism

as you know, idol otaku stabbed idol 20 times and kill her yesterday

Idol and anime otaku are shame of japan, i believe they must be lock in prison for good of society

what do you think?

let us discuss

I'm depressing now
So I want to change my life

Work hard and save money
Go to US
Get shot

Rate my plan

thank you

There are easier and cheaper ways of killing yourself. Why don't you use the money you save to buy yourself something nice?

What do Japs think of the UK

Then, I want a pet

>UK
Ultra Kawaii

>I want a redneck skinhead to raw me while holding a gun to my head in the flatbed of his lifted ford F-50, with my face smashed against a "Make America Great Again!" bumper sticker stuck on the back windshield

What did he mean by this

You can't just lock someone for something they might do.

Harry potter
That's all

Soccer

Harry Potter is American

That's a good idea see. You're thinking straight again.

I just met an American girl on omegle.
She asked for kik and sent me a nude within the first 5 minutes...
She looks not bad and her voice is very cute.
Is she a normal American girl??

>soccer
Triggered

Pretty much

Lol if you're gonna get catfished that easily just post your nudes for me instead.

deep purple,rainbow,led zeppelin,iron maiden,def leppard,black sabbath,sex pistols,
harry potter,the lord of the rings,cream,the who,
oasis

But he is British……

>Harry Potter is American
I think the movies are but the author of the books is a brit.

Harry Potter is American!

Nah, he is British
Actor is British and character itself is British too

うん、生き残ってほしいよ
刺された理由は本当にバカげたすぎる

Why do these people want to take everything good America created from us?

Baka

Harry Potter is Japanese.

Harry Potter is Japanese*

Monty python is great.

The only thing America created is obesity

Man, you are not good at baiting

Were you even a country before Lord of the Rings was filmed there?

Fuck you we won every war ever with no help from no one.

>we won every war

vietnam

You forgot twilight

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

I see. Thanks.

>your nudes
Who the fuck want to see...are you homo or something?

Let's get one thing straight.
Hating America is yet another thing we invented.
So enjoy yet another one of our creations

I heard that Korean army helped you at Vietnam.

sharing is caring :)

(´∀`)hahaha

On a website created by an American to boot

I want to see nudes

I have yellow fever for Japanese men

I don't hate America at all or even like it
But, man, Harry potter is completely British

Invented by Japanese and run by Japanese

Grill?

...

佳奈美!いきなり俺の写真載せるな!

>be American
>invent guns
>get shot
>invent burgers
>get fat

I can be whatever you want me to

Then please be my Victorian gf

Old japanese man having a soak.

we japanese need ultra right conservative prime minister to make japan great again

we must remove all foreigner and especially english teacher, they are waste of tax money.

Japan only need japanese, no place for gaijin in japan

what do you think?

let us discuss

でもおまえの可愛いところをみんなに見てもらうよお( ´∀`)
家族との仲良しはいいな!