They did it. they fucking did it

apple is making a high end, upgradable Mac Pro. along with a pro display.

now you poorfags got NOTHING on apple. they already offered the best mobile hardware, now they are offering best PC hardware, with the option to upgrade it. god fucking bless America.

POOJEETS, LAGROIDS, CHINKPADS BTFO BTFO BTFO

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Phil Schiller: Apple Trashcan was a mistake

>Apple is currently hard at work on a “completely rethought” Mac Pro, with a modular design that can accommodate high-end CPUs and big honking hot-running GPUs, and which should make it easier for Apple to update with new components on a regular basis.

>should make it easier for Apple to update with new components on a regular basis.

>easier for Apple to update with new components

>FOR APPLE

Nothing new, applefags cucked again.

I'd be surprised if they pulled this off. MacOS is shit for professionals since 10.6 and the trash can killed a lotta goodwill. I'm still happy with my 2008 pro but there have to be some extreme changes if they want me to be interested in this.

This is Apple we're talking about. These guys could fuck up a cup of coffee.

so u mean its like they're going back to the design philosophy behind the mac pro that came out in 2010?

Well they fucking did it, wow.
Surprised they dumped the trashcan this quick, it'll get g4 cube notoriety pretty quick now.
Wonder when the price will drop...
Anyway, surprised they're doing the iMac thing, but at the same time not.
Now I'm just wondering how they'll pull off a redesigned pro.
I'm thinking a G5/cheese grater sorta deal, but a quarter the size, with a whole bunch of cubic modules you can slide out the side.
Possibly a double length but thinner module for the GPU.
I'd be surprised if they went entirely back to the Powermac G3 base, but who knows.
As for the iMac, I'm guessing that's a response to the surface desktop, I wonder if they'll pull a G4/Surface and put the guts in the base?
Just saw this a moment ago, rather old but I like it. A nice UFO G4

Keeek ryzen fags will get serious competition.

Even their workstations will have to bow down to the new Apple King.

english is too hard for pajeets to understand?

Yeah, and it will cost you at least 10x what a similarly specced PC would cost (same hardware, also upgradable). Such innovation.

Dropped.

Mom get off Sup Forums right now

RIP TRASHCAN

YOU'RE THE NEW CUBE

How much use do you get out of your 2008 these days? We're talking a pro machine from closer to the SGI days than the current day.
I know most stuff from back then can do today's tasks just fine, but most jobs require newer software that chokes the poor things.

>Upgrading PC parts is something new for Mac Autists in 2017
Holy fuck just take a good look in the mirror.

>next year
5 fucking years. Are they going to update the MacMini's in 2019?

>all parts will use apple's own proprietary designs not compatible with anything else

Calling it now

>LAGROIDS
What are you even talking about? A $50 phone?

>daringfireball.net/2017/04/the_mac_pro_lives
>These next-gen Mac Pros and pro displays “will not ship this year”. (I hope that means “next year”, but all Apple said was “not this year”.)

So it's not going to happen in 2017 and it's not even guaranteed to happen in 2018. This smells like a publicity stunt to drive more sales towards their still shitty, overpriced trashcan and nothing more.

Name one time when Apple executive promised something and then lied and didn't deliver.

Apple doesn't need to lie.


They'll deliver.

No, it just means apple is switching to the design philosophy of the rest of the industry and adopting a model of using cheap, low quality commodity parts rather than their own custom designs (but still selling the computers for the same 3x market price).

>Name one time when Apple executive promised something and then lied and didn't deliver.

As soon as these niggers lose their slave labor camps and get fucked for defrauding the entire American public of taxes, they'll be history, Apple will be bankrupt before these shit even comes out.

Remember to take out that AppleCare plan retards.

Can it run gentoo?

Copland
OpenDoc

What are you doing on this website grandpa?

Not an argument, retard.

Huh? What are you on about. Those things were never promised. Copeland was just an internal name for a project that was later merged into OSX. So it did come out. OpenDoc was delivered and specced out but it wasn't successful.


Like I said, name one thing that Apple leadership promised and didn't deliver on. Apple doesn't make many promises (it never made any) but this time they did.

This time they did.

Tim Cuck promised I would love what he had to show me at the start of an Apple event and I didn't. I hate everything by Apple, therefore, he lied.

>it just makes me feel special
fucking christ Joan

Congratulations OP, now you can pay EVEN MORE for someone to sell you overpriced hardware, put together at an overpriced rate, then jam packed with software of which 90% you will never use and 70% being unecessarily locked down.

Have fun spending all your money on this amazing package that will have to be upgraded in 3 years because "Your hardware is too old for our new OS-version. Click here to visit apple store and buy new hardware".

Congratulations OP, I applaud you from my 5 year old PC, which I assembled myself at a total price of about $4000, which for some incomprehensible reason still outperforms the newest macbook pros purchased this year.

I envy your bliss.

macfags BTFO

Apple haters are so fucking stupid. Literally the retard-tier morons.

I'm laughing at your misfortune, Pajeet.

Apple zealots are so fucking stupid. Literally the retard-tier morons.

I'm laughing at your misfortune, scatman.

What's the point of that pic? You think that upsets people? LMAO

Stay mad Pajeet! Remember to POO IN THE LOO!

>Pajeet!
>POO IN THE LOO!

Nice attemps at insults, I guess, Mactoddler :^)

Nice anti-apple image pack, poojet. Do you work in shifts there at Poogle?

I guess Apple's allowed to have one major product blunder every decade.

2000: Power Mac G4 Cube
2013: Mac Pro Trashcan

Well, it's disgrace for apple because those fags never want to admit they have flaws and make mistakes like everyone.
But at least the users won't suffer. Well, those ones who haven't bought le trashcan.

>apple once again copy's PC
>tards go apeshit over it and buy buy buy

youplayedyourself.jpg

being poor isn't an argument.

source?

>being poor isn't an argument

Oh the irony :^)

>criticize apple for being too expensive
>criticize apple for being too cheap
poojeets reading comprehension is so poor he can't even tell the bottom text doesn't even relate to apple. BWHAHHAHA STAY BTFO

inb4 new MacPros will feature Opterons, which is why they're coming out next year

>criticize apple for being too expensive
Check.

>criticize apple for being too cheap
Negative.

>poojeets reading comprehension is so poor
Yours? Check.

>he can't even tell the bottom text doesn't even relate to apple.
It's not meant to as it's a study describing poor people that buy boutique brands to feel more than they're worth, e.g. (You) :^)

>tfw you absolutely have no legitimate arguments whatsoever and resort to posting irrelevant images that further emphasize that you have no legitimate arguments whatsoever

you're disgusting and I can smell your stench from here poo(r)jeet.

The next MacPro will be all AMD. The reason is rebranding. The trash can featured re-branded firepro's that Apple could sell for 10x the cost of the GPU. They sold them as Pro GPU's, when in reality they lacked the drivers that make Pro cards, as the is no difference between the gaming, and workstation GPU's.

AMD will give them a custom cheap Ryzen, that Apple will rename the MacPro super processor or some shit, and charge $3999 for it.

>efficiency is irrelevant
t. retard

>being poor isn't an argument.
>cannot upgrade unless you stick to apple parts
>no option to get parts other than the only manufacturer's overpriced monopoly
>being poor isn't an argument.

You know, I've always wondered. How does it feel being incapable of spending your money wisely?

>No rebuttal?
Check.

>Ad hominem?
Check.

I can smell your Apple devices from here user :^)

I figured the green text in my previous post would go over your reading comprehension poojeet. ill dumb it down for you

>tfw you complain about no rebuttals, yet haven't made one yourself in the past 3 replies

>Apple actually making something more upgradable

I guess they convinced tim cuck that this would actually lead to more sales

No point in it unless they fix mac OS X, no Vulkan no modern openGL, broken openCL, it's useless. Such a waste when they have so much money to spare. OSX was quite nice during the powerpc days.

The poojet is on fire today, folks.

>Any semblance of an argument voraciously destroyed
Check.
>by one image macro, no less?
Check.
>has been left floundering ever since trying to blame his blindness on my reading comprehension
Check.

Where's yours? :^)

Took only about a million years

>no Vulkan
moltengl.com/moltenvk/ :^)

>upgradeable
>you just have to take it to a apple store and pay 3 times what a similar hardware upgrade would cost in a PC
kek

g4 cube was a masterpiece
how dare you put it in the same post as the trashcan macpro

t. g4 cube user until its death at 2011

I wonder if they will upgrade the Mac Mini as well, they're sooooo outdated right now.

>still too much of a fucktarded poojeet to realize the image macros text has nothing to do with apple in specific and is regarding general consumer spending

yeah I'm not even gonna waste my time breaking it down for you because your English reading comprehension is below acceptable levels for this board. stay BTFO

>and is regarding general consumer spending
>he cannot understand how it applies to trendies buying fashion accessories from apple

>stay BTFO
You too, I guess :^)

I know it's never going to happen Sup Forums, but let me dream.

The new Mac Pro motherboard will have a CPU slot compatible with Ryzen and Intel (you will just need an adapter), or maybe two CPU slots, one for Ryzen, another for Intel. It will have four m2 slots and 6 thunderbolt 3 ports. Everything will be upgradeable, except the motherboard.
Two slots for GPUs, Ryzen/Coffeelake compatible CPU slot, up to 128GB DDR4 RAM at 4000MHz. CPU is watercooled by default.

Please, make it happen.

I think what you're looking for is a PC, user. Dream on if you think Applel will ever offer that kind of upgradability.

hnnnnng that ass

New Mac Pro is AMD Naples, not Intel.

yeah you're right.
Is it even possible to make a motherboard compatible with Intel and AMD? It would be even more awesome if the OS supports both the CPU's at the same time.

>god fucking bless America

>there's only america, land of the free to eat lard, and india.
>no other countries

>when you literally remember one insult so you do your best to repeat it as often as possible

Having fun?

Yes, it is possible, but not practical. The board would need both slots, and both chipsets, and cost thousands of dollars.

are you tards getting excited about an upgradeable pc running osx?

>Put 2 GB ram module on a big plastic cartridge featuring apple logos
>Have it use some kind of backward ass propietary port as interface so you can't use normal modules
>Charge $9999.99 for it because WOW YOU CAN UPGRADES NOW

now you can pay for an approved apple tech to put in your new shit, all approved and made by apple of course.

Apple should just buy AMD.

Good for you

It's still better to just buy Corsair One systems

WTF then the laptop is $3000

What's preventing Apple from like, just buying stuff from big hardware companies and putting their sticker on it? The crowd would jump on it

Modular eh?

Maybe.

Imagine they bring back the old Mac Pro chassis, without even making any external changes. Objectivley the best PC case ever created. No chink shit with LEDs, no plastic shit, just very fucking expensive process aluminium.

HHNNNGGGGGGG

The Mac Pro.

The now-discontinued Xserve.

PROTIP: This is the death knell for the Mac Pro. It won't be as profitable as Apple's other products, and will be quietly shuttered after this last-ditch attempt fails to generate sufficient profits.

They did the same thing to X-serve, telling people to just use Mac Minis.

with dual 32 core naples CPU maybe, some m.2 drives and a fuckton pci 4.0 express lanes.

Whatever it is, it'll most likley use the highest end AMD processor possible. No idea about GPUS, but it may make sense to go with AMD if they ever make anything that can challenge Nvidia's highest end.

>Make a basic PC using normal standards
>Radical new modular design
Fucking iToddlers

Holy shit, that looks beautiful. Why wasn't this ever a thing?

techcrunch.com/2017/04/04/apple-pushes-the-reset-button-on-the-mac-pro/

>It’s worth noting that, when asked about a touch display here, in the context of efforts like Microsoft’s Surface Studio Schiller replies "No."
>touch display
>"No."

Are they really that adamant about not cannibalizing toyPad sales? Is it that much of a cash cow?

People like you who get hung up on brands need to fuck off to an island and recreate the jonestown massacre, you're a fucking cancer. Who gives a shit what brand you've sold your life to?

>radical
>new
>Mac

AHAHAHAHAHA

Shill to the MAX thread.

>best PC hardware
They've never had the best pc hardware nor will they ever.

>now they are offering best PC hardware, with the option to upgrade it. god fucking bless America.
The cheapest shit Foxconn in China put out, while enslaving thousands of people until they kill themselves?

This right here.


Apple slows all old products down so you have to buy the newest model.

>mfw most ports and sockets on mobo will be proprietary

Also no 3,5 jack on FP :^)

The only toy is that $3000 drawing pad by Microsoft.

it ain't even out yet you Mongol.

>foxconn
While apple put on some pressure and use them heavier than most

Do you know how much non apple shit comes out of that factory?

>Apple slows all old products down so you have to buy the newest model.

Pic related.

'outa apple'fag here.
what tha fak mean >upgradable ?

Kill yourself.