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All hail the queen edition

poo

no

crayon pop

carry on

quick question lads

do you think guys who are of similar looks, ratings wise, hang out together as friends or is it more randomised than it is for girls?

kpop desu lads

WEAR THE FOX WEAR THE BLUE

GOD WILLS IT!!!

rnot sure if i should try things with this girl I've been talking to

fear I might remain kv forever if I dont

Can we honestly stop acknowledging this guy?

good post

REMINDER QUEEN ELIZABETH IS A LIZARDWOMAN

eating 2 cajun chicken and halloumi sandwichs x

dont risk it mate. you have too much to lose.

He's harmless and winds-up thin-skinned faggots, so no.

that david mitchell guy is one hell of a hoot xD

>most lefties are conformist degenerates who use politics to rationalize their depraved behavior
>most righties are Sup Forums edgelords who adopt right wing views out of resent and jealousy of lefties
there's no winning desu

White women belong to black men
Asian women belong to white men
But what women belong to Asian me?

I think lads hang out with other lads of similar confidence levels and confidence is mainly derived from looks, so there's some correlation

>The UK will stay in the EU
>Britain will become more and more integrated into a federal EU
>Britain and the EU will become less and less white as more Muslims come into the EU and and Britain
>Muslims will become a major political power in the UK and the EU deciding elections
>More concessions will be given to Muslims
>Things like Blasphemy laws will return
>It will be a crime to "exercise your civil rights" if that would offend Muslims (already starting to happen)
>Sharia law will be integrated into EU law to be used amongst Muslims (already happening)
>A few hundred years down the line, white historians will tell of a history where Europe was always 60% muslim

man... i love peep show...

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NON POLEABOO EDITION

if you believe this dude... wow...

i think its the same shit 2bh

most people tend to hang out with people who are a lot like them in lots of ways. but the deviations from that are probably arise in similar numbers in men and women.

what a shit thread full of shit people

Daily remainder: Britain will be worse off by £4300 a year per household should we vote to leave the European Union.

Source: HM Treasury

WWI nurse uniforms were so cute

fuck off you idiot

Source: The Jews

Ah yes

put a helmet on her and you could send her to jerusalem

>hurr durr turkey is gonna join the EU and we're gonna be flooded by 6 gorillion turkroaches!

no we won't you fucking idiots, for a country to join the EU it needs unanimous agreement from every member state

It's already happening

Kill yourself my man

Good thing Britain will veto this then! Oh wait! Our government is rabidly in support of it.

>turn on tv the other day
>some american cooking show is on
>trying to find america's best new chef or something
>the cooking challenges involve penalties for some contestants chosen by the winner of something or rather
>one guy has to literally chisel his ingredients out of a massive slab of gyprock
>one girl has to prepare the entire dish from cutting/preparing to cooking while on a rotisserie where she is spun around continually
>they are trying to find americas new best chef

literally no fucking idea what was going ay

wrong thread idiots

>Stayers only arguments are based on money.

Do they not understand that there's more important things than money?

I guess not as the stay side is made up of the global banking elite and Jews.

>check my bank statement
>see this

why is lloyds so progressive and diverse lads?

>those hands
she must have a pretty big penis

How much was london bombed during ww2? Was it like you had to rebuild all of it or was it just some buildings here and there?

Kek, they're even pushing interracial marriage for gays

Are the Greeks? Are the Cypriots?

not anymore

ACTUAL NEW

>I don't gobble big fat knobs on the regular

All over cities were bombed not just London, fucking hell I hate London so much.

N E W

it wasn't too bad m8. especially compared to what happened to german cities

fuck off, you sad faggot

Please can we not discuss politics as much, I find it incredibly vexatious

kiss my brexit!

>There are people who are voting to stay in the EU in this thread

Rate me. Also, no I haven't pissed my pants

>vexatious

pissed pants / 10

camel toe/10

lol that bender pissed himself

literally rate what

also why'd you piss your pants

Who are you supporting in the next Korean general election lads?

What does that mean? A few buildings?

Pic unrelated

post your todger mate

Poleaboo has to go to the job centre tomorrow

Haven't applied to many jobs and indeed isn't working

OKAY LADS
WHY WOULD YOU PREFER BREXIT IF THAT WILL GET YOUR CUNT FLOODED WITH PAKIS AND POOINLOO

Kim Jong Un

>>vexatious

No joke one of the candidates at the last election told his supporters he can fly and they all believed him

Koreans are fucking retarded

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>do you think guys who are of similar looks, ratings wise, hang out together as friends or is it more randomised than it is for girls?

I wish but nah.

My friends are generally pretty successful with girls and, with the exception of one particularly ugly but extremely confident friend, are all pretty good looking.

>Another weekend of being the only flatmate not to bring a girl back

they think that electric fans can kill them.

*upvotes*

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delete this

that's a cover for suicide apparently

UKIP?

so desperate i might fuck a guy on craigslist desu lads

A German wants us to stay in the EU, ah yes very impressive

Fucking hell lads

Agreed to go to a breakdancing class to try and impress a girl and I'm fucking bricking it.

Starts in 3 hours and she said she's really excited about going with me. I fucking hate dancing and I've got two left feet.

What do I do?

break a leg

Wish I could find guys on Craigslist who wanted to cuddle ;(

>all the traps on korean craiglist are advertisements

:/

And yet there are transgender clubs here, so it's quite confusing to me

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She looks fit and it brings back the feels ;_;

debating the EU this year feels exactly like debating the indyref year before last. I'm convinced its the same question framed from our different perspectives.

Scotland isn't as left wing as it thinks (second largest party. England isn't as right wing as it thinks. UKIP's on the brink of taking labour seats especially if they lose the EUref and have a surge like snp .

We're all too similar to be going along with this historic border.

Why don't we kill the UK and just make our country called Britain
France and Germany don't need to be unions.

Says here that being a Vegan can increase your quality of life by 50%

>Are the Greeks?
>implying the big strong Germans won't tell them to not veto in exchange for lightening some of the denbts

Should I buy a Boxter 986 lads?

They're getting cheap these days, below 5k

Just tell her you can't dance if your life depends on it, and tell her to show you, and she'll think it's cute and enjoy impressing you with her skills and she'll love instructing you when she tries to teach you a couple of moves. It's not a bad thing, lad. Godspeed.

>korea
go fuck fiona she needs a good dicking

>Weeks until the Euros start

:(

plan for the next 4-6 months:

lose more body fat, put on some muscle
learn how to drive
get a new job
begin volunteering in the field that i want to work in
m-maybe use a dating site or something to get a gf..

that's sort of why i'm asking. all of my close friends are pretty good looking at minimum and i'm kinda like just there - idk whether i'm just lucky to be friends with them or I just lack confidence too often/don't dress myself up enough

then ask?

If you think they're nice, then why not? It will make the uninitiated impressed and you'll have a car you really like.

>fiona

nugu?

They only want to fug

>below £5k

u wot

where from? it'll definitely be a shitbox that'll need £10k+ of repairs if you buy it that cheap

Doesn't matter, they can still veto and Cyprus. In fact any member can.

Clueless cunt.

British TV is fucking terrible outside of select Channel 4 specials and BBC documentaries.

ITV and Channel 5 are the most dire.