/cum/-frog edition

Fuck off Mexican who tried to change it

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OH SHIT STOP THAT MADNESS

FROG ?

why is cum ded lol

Just woke up, whud up?

Good Morning :*
I made pancake and bacon for you, hope you'll like it :)

alright fuck you very much lol it's all cold and soggy now

I think the biggest lie is that if you do everything right, you'll eventually be content in life. To me, being content is just a state rationalizing learned helplessness. You have to realize this phony idea of being content otherwise you'll probably commit suicide.

Projecting like crazy here btw

ignorance brings happiness, at least that's what it seems like.
I ignore some stuff that I know is worse in the US and feel happy thinking about how life must be there and the time I've spend in the US. I see the other students who don't think about potential dangers and go to their "against racism" festivals and they seem happy ignoring the dangers of this mass immigration.

Howdy doody /cum/

nth for don't bully!

good morning my friends

Why so dead

is superpower 2 a good game

Everyone is at church

Would you?

ok lads I gotta vote and I need help choosing a candidate: This is for US senator from my state.

Should I vote for this one?

This one?

or this one?

Vote Republican family.

my mum is Canadian so I have a Canadian passport lol

>California

>01100101
That's just "e"

or my personal favourite, Massie. She will "end mind control slavery"

Fuck off we're full.

The internet was a bad decision

The one that communicates through binary seems like a good choice

>Commiefornia
Enjoy having less freedumbs than fucking Canadians, faggot.

m.townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2016/05/20/california-gun-control-measures-pretty-much-bans-rifles-imposes-background-checks-on-ammunition-n2166005

>background checks for ammo
>felony if you let your friend shoot your gun
>80% lowers illegal
>all semi auto rifles with detachable magazines are illegal
>bullet button banned
fucking lol

There's no way these are real.
These people think they're running for President

>Rescue America!!! Californian!

How can you not vote for this guy?

>People in Washington has collapsed this country

omg he's right

OK lads I voted for Massie Munroe

I have had enough of this goddamn mind control slavery and I am ready to start practicing Christ consciousness.

Good choice, if she's available for the taking you should also make her carry your child

youtube.com/watch?v=IGDIuHZXx08

>Can't enjoy my day off because I can't stop thinking about and planning for work tomorrow

Wake me up

yeah she's CUTE. pretty accent too, persian or something.

>tfw Glendale is 600 miles away from my city

Dumb video, just like you

Just do as the Dakotans do

Hunt buffalo on the open plains

>mfw tomorrow is Victoria day so no work

Just do as the New Jerseyans do

Smoke weed behind the 7-11

Bison is actually pretty good eating, had some when my family visited Rushmore/Black Hills a long time ago. Haven't had it since.

Jelly desu. Enjoy your time off!

There will certainly be weed consumption in my future today but I have to wait another hour or two.

Who here /jammin'/?

Post your songs

youtube.com/watch?v=qjHUjq-u3UA

Go outside right now and take a picture of the outside.

Jimmy Fallon's overreactions are starting to rub me the wrong way
I'm thinking of switching over to Kimmel's preachy ass

What can I do on vacation in eastern Tennessee? My interests are /k/ and /his/ stuff.

tfw no jew bf

You know, I had my music player set to shuffle and this started playing.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ep0nJZpYmT4

I actually paid attention to the lyrics for once and then it really hit me hard. IT HIT HOME.

Back in late 2013 I met this Chinese girl, she was an Au-Pair here in Germany to get some real exposure to the language before finishing her degree in German studies in China. Well, we saw each other frequently and before I knew it I had my first girlfriend. We both realized from the start that it would never be a really long term thing, she is here for one year only. But we were in love you know, happy.
Then September 2014 came and she had to leave. I said this is it. I still love you but I can't cope with the distance. It was hard to say but I thought it would be the right thing. We were in this state of together but not really together. I always tried to push her to find a good Chinese guy, a nice job after Uni. And she did. She found a job, was dating some Chinese dude but it didn't get serious. It was all good until she met a German exchange student. One with a mustache and goatee, someone you can"t help but hate. That's when jealousy hit me big time. That's when I realized I ended it all. She would have married me and now she is completely into this guy, she even starts studying oenology here just so she can move to Germany as the easiest option.
The worst part though, in an attempt to show her I want her back I gave her a surprise visit in China shortly after her boyfriend returned to Germany, booked a 200$/night two story suite which was fucking tacky Chinese chic everything and right in the city center on the 25th floor and she didn't even go to the room with me. It had three beds, we could have slept on different floors but she said I don't miss you anymore and I can't go there with you, it would be wrong. "But you are still my best friend."
A stab in the heart.
All my fault, I made her leave me. I am full of regret.
The lyrics are spot on.

everybody im awake now

time for poo posts

Don't tell me what to do

post your best gondol
(OC)

>Mexican who tried to change it
Wat happned ?

interdasting

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TOMORROW

Not my best but I really like this one.

this one's from yesterday

youtube.com/watch?v=5weuZocUuIs

post choons lads

Favorite tune off of the new James Blake album, which is actually quite good.
youtube.com/watch?v=sAJgs1P-uUE

Fucking shit aaargh
Cought some kind of virus

Brainstorming a post-collapse Americas lads

zika

I took a vacation day tomorrow.
Know I can actually enjoy my Sunday without worrying about work tomorrow.

nice lad
thursday is national holiday here but i can't take friday off ;((

>"Mormon"
>not deseret

You're shit at this

Neat, how did it get this way?

youtu.be/raZkWL2mndY

Ei pysty, on niin hapokasta

youtube.com/watch?v=MaSi7Gut7xM

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>look at the Sup Forums foot chart thing
>find out I have roman feet
>my ancestors were likely gypsys and I don't even know what a gypsy is

this effing stye in my eye is annoying as HECK

Post/link

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Economic collapse + Global wars + 2 engineered viruses (Alpha and Beta)

Call me retarded but I always assumed everyone had the same feet. This is interesting

>when you're a Roman-Greek mongrel

dead thread post chicanos

>chicanos

Whoever is sending rain to Northern Virginia.

STOP


PLEASE


I CAN'T GO FOR A WALK WHEN THE GODDAMN CREEK IS FLOODING

I honestly can't read this map for shit but the red area separating north and south vermont/NH would probably be a bit lower. Mass would probably take some of southern NH but it would be much closer to the boarder where the main cities are.

Blizzard is getting really good at telling a compelling story in a very simplistic way. I find it hard to believe that Metzen is still writing their stories because these shorts are fantastic

What is the best store bought after school snack?

>playing video games
You have to be at least 18 years old to post here.

Party pizzas

fruit gushers or fruit by the foot, objectively

This has gone too far.

American balkanization just cannot look good.

>caring how other people spend their time

I could say the same for you bud

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>fruit by the foot

bruh, FbtF was god tier(as long as you didnt get the shitty yellow one)

I couldnt handle it. Everytime I had one it was extra sticky and got everywhere. I had to start uptting the whole thing in my mouth and suck the fruity thing off the paper

>widowmaker is a frenchie
>her counter class and rival is a brit

This story is legitimately well crafted, whoever fucking wrote these characters did a great job

Too bad blizzard will ruin the game by pandering to the moba fanbase

that looks tasty and disgusting at the same time.

n-no pls

Ive been having a bad cough and shir feeling all day :/

Do you not have poptarts in germany?

They are fucking disgusting

They are tasty

i bet you don't even toast them or freeze them like some kind of dick slurping fag boy

they're ok