>Go to law firm >You: I taught myself law online >Firm: fuck off
>Go to a construction firm >You: I taught myself structural engineering online >Firm: fuck off
>Go to a hospital >You: I taught myself medicine online >Hospital: fuck off
>Go to software company >You: I taught myself programming online >Software company: You get the job!
Programmers are the only ones who keep going around claiming how "anyone can program" and they want more people to do their job so they can lower their own salaries or will put themselves out of a job and end up homeless... and they're only ones advocating that you work for free!
>Go to law firm >Can't prove you are adept at law in 30 minutes reliably >If you fail at your job people got to jail or pay lots of money
>Go to construction firm >Can't prove you're adept at engineering physics in 30 minutes >Shit falls down on someone's head if you fuck up and someone has to take responsibility for hiring a complete idiot
>Go to hospital >See previous points
>Go to software company >Here you can look up stuff I made instead of looking at my diploma from a reliable university >Usually you are just working on some commercial vanity/comfort "products"
Kevin Cooper
Next time you post bait, don't post stale pasta.
Ryder Howard
Shit analogy because construction workers are often self taught, but if it's a union job you need to be unionized
Also lawyers have a bar exam
Adrian Baker
>bait it's the truth. did you get triggered or something?
Blake Martinez
>Also lawyers have a bar exam So? Make one for programmers.
Justin Evans
You mean fizzbuzz?
Asher Price
kek'd
Cooper Sullivan
It's almost as if there exists an extremely diverse ecosystem of programmers that might not share the same skill sets, thus programming isn't one of those things a bar exam can be made for
Leo Anderson
>I need approval from others to show that I'm qualified, rather than letting my work speak for itself Fuck off with this bullshit. Degrees, certifications, and unions are the real communism. In a true free market economy, the highest quality goods and services for the lowest price always win. Literally nothing else matters.
Zachary Long
Well no shit retard. If you want to be a lawyer, doctor, or an architect it is legally required that you have a degree. There are plenty of other technical jobs which do not require a degree.
Kayden Bell
How do you explain less than 50% employment of CS grads?
How do you explain millions of low-paying jobs being flooded into the US from India and China?
Camden Ramirez
Programmers are the only ones who give away their work for free and make it super-hard to sell their own work or put value on thier work. Certain communist orgs like FSF don't want programmers to even make a dime from programming and want you to make money from doing support instead. And many programmers donate money to these fucking commies.
Then they are surprised why they make peanuts and can't get a job and some Pajeet who shits on streets can take their job away.
Programmers are LITERALLY some of the DUMBEST FUCKERS on EARTH!
Leo Walker
Easy, half of CS grads are complete retards. If you're unable to get a job in this market after spending 4 years doing nothing but programming, something is seriously wrong with your capacity to function in society.
Thomas Green
... or maybe H-1B is to blame for it.
Jaxson Long
>communism is bad go kys.
Thomas Hill
This desu senpai.
Mason Cox
If your skills are being weighed against pajeets in the job market, then you're in fact retard. Any competent employer will only hire pajeets as a very last resort when they've exhausted all their other options, because they know how useless they're going to be as workers.
Thomas Barnes
I'm employed and I taught myself. Not my fault that I have a decent portfolio and those CS grads don't.
Connor Martin
>the world would be a better place if only comrade Sanders has won!
Jose Sanders
Quality shitpost.
Joshua Evans
I don't really care about your third world country desu.
John Adams
tbqhwyf this if only more of Sup Forums understood this, instead of blaming immigration/visas for everything pajeets are now at the top of many corporations, not because they were inherently better, but instead they just refused to do any free work. Americans/Euros on the other hand, especially white ones, are way too empathetic and put a lot of effort into "free" work.
Your time is money friends, stop spending it on free projects and then whining that your life suxxx.
Adam Rodriguez
It's been posted before, don't act like it isn't a troll.
Liam Perry
kek
Nathaniel Young
>no dude REAL communism hasn't been tried yet >and if this iteration fails then it wasn't REAL communism for sure xD
Carson Diaz
It's nice that you are equating GNU with communism but you don't understand either.
Daniel James
>OP thinks that beaner jobs are the same as real jobs in the same industry Thanks for this post but the coffee won't make itself nor will the CSS.
Jack Campbell
I can confirm that with my company when we did the Pajeet route code coming in noticably became lower quality.
The bar to surpass pajeet isn't high at all.
Levi Barnes
>Sanders >communist wew
also
Juan Moore
>oh but xir this is definitely REAL capitalism, i should know marx told me, therefore the only option is REAL communism >its inevitable anywayz xD it's kind of funny how commies really overlap in methodology with cults like scientology
Come to US, Mr Pajeet. Work for 50% less and make everyone else's salary lower. This way all these "spoiled" American programmers who work for MULTI-BILLIONAIRES will be scared to hop for jobs and will be scared to ask for raises.
I wonder who could be behind this strategy... I wonder.
Andrew Myers
>In a true free market economy
Eli Ward
Oh shit here they come.
Chase Hernandez
The only Socialist country that had decent living standards turned out not to have been Socialist at all according to Communist ayylmao.
Socialism and communism are not interchangeable terms.
Actual communism is worse than socialism. Communism is supposed to be a worldwide anarchist system; the abolition of all nations, social classes, private property and money.
>"Finally, when all capital, all production, all exchange have been brought together in the hands of the nation, private property will disappear of its own accord, money will become superfluous, and production will so expand and man so change that society will be able to slough off whatever of its old economic habits may remain."
>"The State, therefore, has ceased to exist. There are no groups and there is no class standing above all other classes. Moreover, in these statistical bureaux one person will work today, another tomorrow. The bureaucracy, the permanent officialdom, will disappear. The State will die out."
Gavin Kelly
Communism is the goal of socialism.
Sebastian Hall
I love how much handwaving there is in marxist philosophy. 'private property' will just disappear, production will just expand, and man will change just because I say so. Jesus christ How did anyone get tricked by this garbage
Charles Peterson
>>Go to a hospital >>You: I taught myself medicine online >>Hospital: fuck off What medicine you dumb cunt?
You need a diploma to become a physician. You need some sort of a med school course to become a nurse but depending on the country a university diploma is rarely necessary. You don't need fuck all to become a hospital orderly.
Blake Davis
More specifically, what comes immediately after. According to their jesus*.
>American programmers who work for MULTI-BILLIONAIRES The choice is between pajeets and new grads, not pajeets and already established programmers working for Google. The choice is obvious for every business on the planet, go with pajeets and let the new grads fight over "high starting salaries".
Evan Brown
>How did anyone get tricked by this garbage
It makes people feel good, and people tend to gravitate to what makes them feel good.
Nolan Martinez
The same way people are tricked into various other ideologies. Create a utopia. Imply it will come true if you just believe hard enough. It's working well for marxists, scientologists, muslims, christians, sjws, etcetc.
Jackson Barnes
>go with pajeets and let the new grads fight over "high starting salaries".
Semi truth combine that with mentally retarded recruiters and you are good to go though. I attended interviews as a "assistant" plenty of new grads that were qualified and not delusional asked for a realistic wage and none of them got the job because according to ms recruiter they seemed to "desperate" whatever the fuck that means.
My heart really went out to those guys.
Landon Gray
>everyone in the middle is white, while the minorities are left out trying to get in the circle top kek
Carson Nelson
>buttmad retard with no diploma t. butthurt
Kayden Bell
i work in EMS and i'm licensed.
Anthony Bell
H-1B is a meme though. The real issue is oversaturation. When hs graduates are taking the STEM b8 en masse, thinking that hundreds of thousands programmers can enter the job market every year and get 6 figure salaries immediately after graduation. Especially when a lot of IT jobs are about to be automated/get redundant as well.
Isaiah Ross
>the abolition of all nations, social classes, private property and money.
This is inevitable and it's already coming. The early stage of it. Nations will soon merge together into multiethnic unions (like the EU, or North American Union), private property will become a meme because of real estate/luxury taxes and money will exist only in digital form after a cash ban, easily controllable by the government. It's definitely on the horizon.
Ayden Peterson
>H1-B is a meme No, it's not, Pajeet There are well documented cases of large corporations like Disney abusing them
Xavier Green
>i work in EMS and i'm licensed. t. failed med school
Bentley Davis
im doing my masters lol
Jace Thomas
wtf are you doing in a CS thread?
Jackson Cox
I used to believe in linear progress to but then I read some history books and became self aware.
Kayden Thompson
This sums it up pretty nicely.
Angel Brown
Sounds pretty distopian to me. Thank God the lung cancer will kill me before that.
Charles Brown
free software is the only context in which voluntary communalism seems to work, aside from israeli kibbutzes. Pretty impressive.
but if you like your botnet, you can keep your botnet
Asher Foster
>free software is the only context in which voluntary communalism seems to work there's a municipality in Spain that has a communist local government with somewhat collectivist local economy based on voluntary participation of "you're free to settle here and we'll give you a piece of land and resources to build a homestead but you'll live according to our rules" with a population of something revolving around 3000 people out of which ~2500 are agricultural workers.