Yuropoors will never know the feeling of boating on a hot summer day

>yuropoors will never know the feeling of boating on a hot summer day

>tfw friends and I are spending 2 weeks at a lakeside cabin next month
>Euros will NEVER know this feel

>Amerinsecure

>yuropoors and amerifats will never know the feeling of kayaking on a hot summer day

>tfw not a single lake or water in yurop
FUCK

Excuse me? everyone knows Norway is the no.1 boating nation in the world

That pic is taken in Norway

Tfw not a single mass of water in Europe.
TFW no rivers
TFW no lakes
TFW not a single coast nor sea

Why even live

Does anyone have a good website to buy water ? I haven't seen any here for 20 years

>yurodeserts

what is a water?

but I kayak all the time.

You'll need an American friend that sends you water over

are you retarded we are doing it all the time

water.com

If only Europe had natural bodies of water and our ancestors had thought to invent such things as "bodes" (I think that's what they're called, I've never seen one)

Do Europeans know what pools are? Or ponds? Do they know what a diving board is?

I got scammed last time, they sent me beer
I almost didn't realize

cheeky

Sharia banned this a long time ago. Do you WANT to be sent to the re-education camps?

Is this a new meme or what?

the master of water is here

Enlighten us, moist overlord!

water is ILLEGAL in california

they have to buy it on the BLACK MARKET

Why do Americans wash themselves with Coca Cola?

Actually they wash themselves with water but it turns to Cola after contact with their skin

okay well there are two types of pools, above ground and in ground. Above ground pools are usually for poor people, unless they're nice above ground pools. Ponds are sorta like small personal lakes people have on their properties (usually out in the country). My childhood home had 2 ponds but only one was safe to swim in as the other was full of snapping turtles.

>stupid thread by retarded person turns into okay pretty funny thread
Excellent work

>small personal lakes

For what reason? Are there even any fucking fish in it that you can catch?

joke's on you we have all the spice

Do Americans also drive their small penis trucks under water ?

Post boats

Bombard Aerotec 380 with a 15 hp Suzuki 4-stroke here

most of the finns spend half the year on LAKESIDE cabins

I would so fuck Muad'Dib.

look at this schmug piece of shit and tell me you wouldnt dominate his ass.

I grew up on a lake too, it was awesome building my own wooden rafts and diving off in the middle.

Here's a pic I took between France and Ireland
The boat obviously don't belong to me tho

Yeah sometimes. Our pond had fish in it and sometimes they'd nibble at your toes. And sometimes the snapping turtles from the other pond would come over to the other pond and we'd have to set a trap for them and/or wait for them to leave.

Also when I was a kid we had pet raccoons and they loved to swim with us in the pond.

Aww America-kun is so cute!

He knows that our continent is bereft of water so he's trying to make us cry about it so that we finally have water coming out of our eyes!

So noble of you America! You know the risks. Maybe you will be hated for having bantered us, but in the end it was all to make us cry and have some water. I love you America!

Tfw driving my boat on Lake Superior this summer

Euros can't compare

I LIVE ON LAKE SUPERIOR

Shut up frog, learn English.

You're attempt at bantering is so poor nobody knows what you're talking about

The newest Europeans definitely do.

Europeans are all dirty and uneducated, I wouldn't be surprised if none of them even knew how to swim

>you will never drink his piss-and-shit water

There literally wasn't anything wrong with his English, what the fuck

Would you happen to be Greek by any chance

>build ton of dykes
>realise there's no water

No you shut up.

Lol I used to boat with my dad on the river.

What the hell can you even use that pile of crap for? It no good for fishing and too slow to pull anything.

>sink immigrant boat
>refugees start walking

What's like to have water amerikun?

I have just one thing to say..

..Flint

It floats in water and can hold people in it so I'd say it's pretty fucking great for fishing tbqhwy

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ALL THESE BOATS

>you'll never have to suck each others dick to survive harsh conditions of the desert.

>can hold people in it

lol no. It really can't.

>using razor sharp hooks on a boat made of rubber.

Full retard. Confirmed for never gone fishing in their life.

It's a natural vodka I think

look at how congested that is, yuck. Where I live our lakes are vast and open and people do all kinds of stuff on them like water skiing, inflatable water trampolines, party boats etc.

>lakeside
>not archipelago

Not everybody sinks everything they set foot on apart from aircraft carriers, genius

What county?

Stupid mudslime, you don't swim with your head in the water.

>They don't practice water jousting in their country

That's pretty fucking obviously not a lake you fucking fourth grade drop-out

that's a dinghy

or a boatlet

Maybe not but some people sure are good at sinking turds stuck in the pipes. You know what I'm saying.

Exactly, because Europe has no lakes.

>cabin


You don't already live in a lakeside house?
Are you severely impoverished?

Why can't Europoors afford boats?

>having something I don't like means you have a small penis

>lol no. It really can't.

For a fatty maybe


>using razor sharp hooks on a boat made of rubber.

Ever heard about "being careful" ?

>look at how congested that is
yeah thats a boating festival my amerafriend, we've got plenty of comfy water too

Muslim jet propulsion swimming technique:
>fill lungs with water
>blow water out of lungs with force
>propel yourself forward

I don't fish much and no it can't pull a 500 lbs Cleetus on waterskis, but if I want to do that I'll go to the local cableway.

It's for general cruising/speeding on local lakes, canals and to take with me on holidays.

well no but I live near a lake, about 15 minutes by bike.

is it true that the dutch stole all the water of europe

dicklet detected

>For a fatty maybe

I'm a 6'1 man you little boy.

>Ever heard about "being careful" ?

lolol holy fuck. Europe confirmed for limp wrist pussies who can't even fish.

What the fuck made you look at that picture especially posted by that flag and think "that's a lake"? Were you dropped as a baby or something?

The refugees will love that house.

It looks like a submarine on the miniature

It's a European lake aka not a lake

I'm not well-versed in McMeters but I'm pretty sure you don't measure weight in feet.

>pull a 500 lbs Cleetus on waterskis,

That piece of shit wouldn't even pull a 40 pound 5 year old child on a tube.

>speeding
>15hp

lol wow I'm done. Europoors are pathetic.

You are why everybody thinks we're shit at banter

>Europe has no lakes
around 10% of this country is a lake.
and the rest of europe has plenty of lakes

>is it true that the dutch stole all the water of europe

What the fuck kind of grammar is this? Please tell me you're drunk.

shhhhhhhh

>you don't measure weight in feet.

Wasn't the point. A true man would never fit in that "boat" made for women or manlets.

It's true, we are overcrowded, America has so much open space.

Its alnost impossible to get away from people where I live and I don't even live in the south, we have a few public lakes that are overcrowded on a day with decent weather, and you're not allowed anywhere near the water. Other less populated lakes have always been found by the anglers and dog walkers, and most of the "getting out in nature" means walking through farmers fields.

I would move to the US but it's pretty much impossible and unless trump wins its going to be a Mexican country soon anyway.

Americans love their boats and lakes because it's the only place where can't get shot

>6'1

Can't be bothered to look what it is in normal units sorry

>lolol holy fuck. Europe confirmed for limp wrist pussies who can't even fish.

Well at least this post confirmed you for being a shitposting faggot so now I can move on

>not living lakeside
shiggy diggy don't

>pic rel
moderately sized (the closer treeline in the horizon are lakes) and very comfy

We have lochs

Is it OK nowadays to buy water from the US or is it still infused with American semen? I don't wanna exceed my daily ratio desu

Op een vroege warme zomerdag, in je eentje door de trekgaten kanoën/varen.
10/10 gevoel

this is a really bad meme.
i don't know a single finnish person who has never been boating.
we literally live in lake-side- or arcipelago cabins half the year.

15 hp on a boat that weighs 40 kg goes plenty fast, Cleetus.

Still have to show us your boat, though

>are lakes

*islands

Water clean enough to drink from too.


Continental, non-Scandinavian Eurocramps will never know

Says the noodle armed faggot who has obviously never even been a boat.