/brit/

cyberbulling edition

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cara

anime

crayon pop

hmmmmmmmmmm
yes

very good

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i hope rosy is ok - maybe I will DM aisha to check

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>When looking for some new erotic inspiration one evening I stumbled upon a gay porn site, and I have never been the same. The pure lust between the two men, each masculine and also soft as they fucked and got fucked, was the most erotic video I have ever seen. I never even touched myself and my panties were soaked in my arousal, my body peaked and primed after witnessing the beauty that was this couples performance, or lack there of. Two men, two cocks, two pairs of eyes glazed over in lust, and too many steamy scenes for my libido to handle. I hunted for more scenes like the previous one until I was lost in my desires, my imagination and fantasies placing myself between these two adonis’, ready to take and give my body and soul in the erotic space that was their fucking. I want to touch them as they passionately kiss, stroking their cocks and their tongue explore one another. I want to feel their hands and mouths on me as I place my hands and mouth around them. I want to feel their cocks deep inside me as they feel the others cock deep in their ass, a train of sex and passion. I want to know what its like to experience the rawness that is present between them, some small part of the burning chemistry they share.

>No messing around when busted as they seemed happy enough, I carried on filming. Would be rude not to when such a nice bit of cleavage on show.

she's in horse heaven now

/w these people are weird lol

Think I may tell my boss I'm not working overtime anymore and start looking for new jobs because he'll probably find an excuse to fire me for it soon after.

life without a gf is terrifying and pointless

can a british person mail me a greggs steak bake thanks in advance

panicking about my future

I agree.

Glad I've got one tbqh

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WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

*sends you a cheesy bean slice*

haha in the post lad!

I was out one night in Dublin at a gay bar when I got chatting to a British couple. One of them was a bald, middle aged Scot with cheap tattoos. No thanks. His partner, who was much younger, caught my eye however. He was a handsome Londoner, well built and had a rough cockney accent which made me imagine getting up to some really filthy fun.
As the conversation progressed I moved to take his hand and to my delight he accepted, seeing this, his partner made an advance but I declined politely, he wasn’t my type. Soon enough the younger guy and I left his partner at the bar and made our way to the guesthouse where they were staying. He managed to smuggle me into their bedroom and we immediately bagan to kiss and undress. He had a lovely way of deeply french kissing me and running his fingers through my shaved head. Once he dropped his underwear I knew I was in for a real treat …… He revealed the most beautiful cock I have ever seen. It was smooth, clean, complimented by a shaved groin and was easily 12 inches of thick, strong manhood. We sat face to face on the bed and kissed further, our dicks brushing against each other before I got him on his back and lay on top, kissing him before I worked my way down, kissing, sucking and licking his chest .
At last I got to suck this gorgeous dick. I pulled back the foreskin and started to lick the tip of his helmet before going down and deep throating the big boy like he so richly deserved. I must admit I choked a little but I soon got used to it, not believing my luck at having such a lovely plaything for my mouth. It began to affect him and he began to groan in pleasure. I gave his balls some rapid sucks, drawing out its flesh with my mouth, we kissed again before he gave me delicious head with his teeth slightly biting my cock. We eventually fucked energetically, with him laying on his back and him on top. We ended with me sucking his dick again as I jerked off.

One of you stupid fucks here is pooey lynx lad

sorry I'm not allowed back in after the racism incident

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me on the right

Right, who is /brit/'s next target?

>Australia

gonna be getting one for brekky tomorrow

might send you a cheeky one if you're not a paki xx

reminder that im pooey lynx lad

I've only just got here, what exactly have you lads done to this Catholic slut bird

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HACKERS ON STEROIDS

slaggiertits declined my follow request
real shame

is pooey lynx lad about

Fuck off. Don't take away what little I have left. I'm still traumatised by it all.

>laughing at the opening posts
What a pleasant surprise x

Some of you will judge me by my flag, hell some of you have even filtered me.

Now I know how it feels to be a minority in the western world.

Stop the hate, spread the love.

>I am a Robot - by Anonymous.

I am alone. I am a Robot. I am an island.

I've built walls; a fortress deep and mighty, that no normy may penetrate.

I have no need for friendship; friendship causes pain. It's laughter and it's loving I disdain.

I am a Robot. I am a rock.

Don't talk of "love". Well I've heard word before; It's sleeping in my memory. I wont disturb the slumber of feelings that have died. If I never loved Stacy I never would have cried.

I am a Robot. I am no Chad.

I have /brit/, and Sup Forums to protect me. I am shielded in blankets. Hiding in my room, safe within my womb. I touch noone, and noone touches me (besides mummy).

And Robots never cry.

We met every two weeks or so and in between we kept in contact through texting. She used to send me small video’s off her peeing on a chair or inserting strange objects into her pussy (like a deodorant can) or putting toothpaste on her clit for masturbation.

reminder that im the only swedish poster of brit

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U N A

bit gay that

Was it Lynx?

>be brit
>get TACO'D

What'd you lads do to Horsey McHorseface?

>She used to send me small video’s off her peeing on a chair or inserting strange objects into her pussy

would love to be dominated by them desu

spoiler those literal hogs

lads, i need some help reinventing myself. i've wanted to do it for a while. i'm sick of people looking at me and seeing the pasty-faced autist who doesn't talk to anyone.

here's my plan. i put on my best suit but leave out the tie to create a sort of business-but-also-informal look. i walk into the nearest student bar (i've heard people talk of it, but never seen the inside for myself). i approach the bar and ask the barmistress for a double rum and coke, clean, no ice, on the rocks, with a slice of lemon. that unique order will be what i'm known for. my calling card, perhaps. i'll say it clearly with my booming vibrato voice and everyone will say, "oh! he's here! the mysterious guy is here!" ("the mysterious guy" is what people will call me)

i'll speak low and make statements succinct. i'll walk over to girls, flip a coin in the jukebox, put on something slow and ask them to dance. if they refuse, i'll pull up a seat and chat to them about my life, my times, my thoughts and theories. i've had a lot of time to hone them, being a lone warrior most of my life.

do you think this will make me well known around campus? i only have a year left to make friendships before i graduate.

literally too big

back problems in the future

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hey guys get a load of low t larry over here

BASED

Business idea: quit my job this week, sell off everything I own, use the money and my savings to travel the world and enjoy my youth for a while

this is the worst day for communism since stalin's death

Watch Drive
You'll know what to do

tfw grown men at work keep telling me how good children's movies like 'Batman vs Superman' and 'Deadpool' are, and I have to pretend that I don't think they're literal shit so I'm not a social outcast

i like that it feels as if there's only 1 one each of yank, canuck, aussie, swede, austrian
like you're sending delegates to win our favour

this 2bh

Unironically think her best feature is her qt nose. The boobs are too big and look disproportionate.

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Feel like this is Sheffield

>google him
>he's literally wearing a fedora in every image result

it's birmingham mate

that felt like a draw


we equality now

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>back problems in the future
don't understand how that is supposed to happen unless they literally do no back exercises ever.

He's a literal billionaire
like he cares

Weak chins, the trademark of the English pleb

Business idea: kill or maim my enemies with acid attacks

Really wish normazoids did not latch onto capeshit as hard as they did

>Son, do you know what I'm stopping you for?

Notch is literally a friendless Sup Forums cuck who became a billionaire and can now force people listen to his shitposts.

Business idea: /brit/ drug cartel

reminder that you can all relax

im not actually the actual literal shitposter

what's going on?

>Men talking is a bad thing because it means that women aren't talking

Is that the new mayor of Goole?

I went once on a whim, it was a ghost town at 4pm on a Saturdayl; Scunthorpe and Hull were amazing in comparison

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talking about pictures someone posted on a public forum?

Find out if I get that new job tomorrow lads
Bit bored of me current one so fingers crossed and that

Eat my ass, cop, I've got a 45 in the glovebox

stop mansplaining

>you will never make out with a girl while running your fingers down her bumcrack

concerning post

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I'm chatting to that fit bird with the kid lads, is it worth it? I don't usually get involved with baby mamma drama

>tfw grown men at work keep telling me how good children's movies like 'Batman vs Superman' and 'Deadpool' are, and I have to pretend that I don't think they're literal shit so I'm not a social outcast

beth isn't even a commie though

am I supposed to know/care who either of these are

equal representation is discrimination
discuss

Not BETH ;-;

1) No
2) She's probably not even fit, you're just deluding yourself because you're lonely

why do these bitches have such nice houses?

anyone want to buy me a toyota supra

concierge!

>my wife's son

Done this with a boy desu

>ass
fuck off yank

>mr dre? mr nwa?
>mr ak straight outta compton yall better make way?