It blows my mind how Americans think they are free and make such a big deal about "freedom" when they...
>can't drink until 21
>can be legally executed
>can't gamble
>use of prostitutes is illegal
>can't legally consent to sex until 18
>possession of minor drugs is a prisonable offence
>selective service exists
reported to the UK Anti-Cyberbully Unit
better hide your weapons
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Put that knife in the bin m8, don't wanna cut yourself on that edge
As if the UK is any better.
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Here comes dailymail.jpg
>40k gun deaths a year
>mass shooting everyday
freedom ain't free I guess
Yes, we are an odd bunch at times.
I suppose the contradictions come from having an increasingly polarized society and the need for some sort of compromise.
Oh; Sorry.
Um, stupid Amerifats.
Bunch of Fat fat fatty Mcfat faces.
And stuff.
howtotriggeramerifats.jpg
Watch out so they dont fall off their mobility scooters ;^)
Yea but you're gay dude
there is nothing wrong with niggers killing other niggers
t. bern victim
Thanks, I've been wondering why you guys always gravitate towards extremes. Do you Figure that has something to do with your freedom, i.e. limited influence from gov't or other institutions to uphold a balance?
It's all true, all they can do is lash out rather than face it.
It's the same with immigration too, they'll bury their heads in the sand to the fact they're only 55% white and talk about Europe's 5% muslim population.
Can you get a DUI on a mobility scooter?
White americans are the most degenerate people in the entire world
massive retaliation deters all forms of bant-ggression
cuck
>he says on Sup Forums.com
Yoo tooo fag
leftists aren't people
What's the big deal with TV licenses? My family recently had a raid where we promptly presented our valid licenses and after a quick search the police left.
>come to Sup Forums
>EVERY country talking about America
It's only natural I suppose. Peasantry cant be bred out by Muslims.
>raid for a TV licence
why do you even need those?
What we really mean is freedom from the British. I know.
>can't drink until 21
Yet we do way before that
>can be legally executed
Sure, if you earn it.
>can't gamble
What?
>use of prostitutes is illegal
It's legal in designated sinner regions (Las Vegas)
>can't legally consent to sex until 18
False. You can have sex all you want under 18. If you're a grown man, you can't go trolling for girls under the AoC, which differs from state to state.
>possession of minor drugs is a prisonable offence
You mostly get a ticket for minor drugs.
>selective service exists
I don't know what this is.
>I don't know what this is.
>You mostly get a ticket for minor drugs.
>refugees can come to my house and play minecraft
sorry little boy but all they want to mine is your asshole
>American posts a picture of the sun emerging from the horizon and writes "what a wonderful sunrise guys!"
>the responses pour in from all over the world
>"the sun is a stupid meme, it's just a bang average star."
>"Holy shit Amerilard you do understand that the sun doesn't actually rise?"
>"Burgers are amused by barf-coloured skies, so typical of their crass outlook in life, not to mention their """humor""". I prefer Monty Python and a nice layer sediment"
>can't drink until 21
>can be legally executed
>can't gamble
>use of prostitutes is illegal
>can't legally consent to sex until 18
>possession of minor drugs is a prisonable offence
These items are decided at the state level and any state is free to diddle with their drinking age or gambling laws or whatever.
Just move to Portugal
>Oi yeh Amerilards eh stupid wankehs kill yehselves
>lol you have muslims
>OI WHAT DAMN YANKS CANT TAKE A JOKE HOW DARE YEH
We have much more social freedom. You can literally be whoever you want and no one else will care, even better if you can make money from jus b'ing urself.
Yuropoops are extremely biased towards those who aren't normie and generally have a fit if someone scratches their 5km radius bubble of personal space, aside from islamic fundamentalists of course.
How would the Queen feel if she knew you were saying such nasty things?
She'd call Philip and start bantering you bellends like the rest of us :^)
Is there anything redeemable about the UK nowadays? Seriously, I can't think of a single thing.
It has a high crime rate despite extremely intrusive laws and law enforcement that severely restrict human rights and freedoms.
It's full of ugly people who are less intelligent on average than the immigrants they say are ruining the country.
It's one of the poorest nations in the OECD with the worst social mobility.
Its a shadow of its former self as a nation that is respected by no one outside the anglosphere.
It's education is mediocre at best and, despite creating the language, its English proficiency is the lowest in the West.
It's politically stagnant with a backwards bastardization of Republican and Parliamentary politics.
It's poorest regions have the lowest life expectancy in the West, and the highest rate of drug and alcohol abuse anywhere.
Cities are prohibitively expensive to live in while wages are lower than in most of the west.
All of this on top of the fact that the weather is extremely dreary and gives off a depressing aura. It's so hard to imagine that this was once the center of Western civilization for the past century.
>I don't know what this is.
either a girl or underage b&
>Be American
>Get shot
Lmao
Mmmm delicious pasta
>This is how the average british family celebrates Christmas before the holiday was outlawed by the majority muslim population who deemed it haram
>Be British
>Get Abdul'd
Lmfaobbq
That looks fucking delicious senpai
Ugh, seriously? That's what Brits put in their Christmas mounds? Where's the ham?
I'd eat that
put that in a blender and you've got a soup going
What are the worst cities or the worst states for hipsters?
cities or states, where hipsters, very little, and where hipsters do not disturb
>Christmas mound
what?
>all the triggered
What? The best part of Christmas is sitting down and eating a fresh mound, right out of the can. Do they not celebrate Christmas in Spain?
Post willy.
Jesus, look at that faggot with the blue shirt and a man-purse.
I hate that guy.
of course you would eat that shit, you don't know what real food is
That's my dad
>crocs
>2016
WW3 when?
>40k gun deaths a year
You're taking an already bullshit number that's inflated by suicides and accidents and inflating just fucking exaggerating it by about 10k
>Mass shooting everyday
Another bullshit statistic that can only be achieved if you change the literal definition of a mass shooting
Selective service is a registry of adult male US citizens between the ages of 18 and 35. Basically, we have to let the government know an address to send a draft card to, in the unlikely even of there ever being a military draft again.
Ideologically, it's a public expression of your willingness to fight for your country in a time of all-out war. Normally you register to vote at the same time. The former is the price of the latter.
Rights you're not willing to shed blood to keep tend to be lost. Which is why our government is succeeding at whittling away at ours. We're still doing a little better than OP, though. He has no concept of what freedom is, because he's a Brit and has never actually known anything more than a long leash.
Good news everyone!
The smoking age has been raised to 21 in California!
Wait, is the TV license meme actually real?
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NICE
Fantastic! Let's celebr8 with hookers and stuff!
It blows your mind because you're a eurocuck.
You losers literally can't even conceive of breaking the law. You think the law is word of god and if you break it cops will materialize behind you and arrest you.
Not to mention you're so uneducated about the world outside of Europe that you're listing specific state laws (some of which aren't even enforced where they are law) and saying it's the law in every state.
You're a fucking punchline bud
Americans keep whining about this, yet completely ignore the American habbit of casually shitting on everything that isn't American because USA numbah 1, which most of the time is founded on knowing fuck all about the subject but just assuming some shit because Murcah stronk.
Just off the top of my head, posting a picture of Danish soldiers gets you bombarded by several Americans with comments about how clean their uniforms are, how they are all just for show and never do anything and totally useless with no combat experience, despite the fact that the vast majority were stationed in Helmand or other equally heavily fought over areas, and Denmark being the largest ISAF manpower contributor per capita for a while, or how Danish four F-16s struck 10% of total targets hit in the Libyan campaign despite making up less than 2% of the total coalition force.
There was also no shortage of buttflustered Americans trying to nitpick every bit of Denmark when some survey said we were the happiest people on the planet.
It's no fucking wonder people shit on burgers, and I'm saying this as someone who generally likes you guys.
We have it in Denmark too, you don't actually have to pay, but DR are gonna be really mad if you do, because then nobody will pay for their hideously expensive new headquarters or shitty high budget TV series that completely butchers it's genuinely amazing and historical accurate source material in favour of being artsy and topical.
At least we can own kitchen knives.
We have always been "free" in the sense that there are more individual liberties than most of the 1st world countries.
it blows my mind how autists on Sup Forums take Sup Forums THIS seriously
>cant drink till 21
Yeah that pisses me off the most.
Fuck this country.
Ouch.
nice
>had a raid
>government arbitrarily violated the sanctity of your home
>"what's the big deal"
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>40k gun deaths
Literal meme statistic.
They have guns to protect themselves from gubmint tyranny, they said...
Hes a child. Children are given a pass on clothing. Im sure you wore sometying odd, like your sweater tied around your waist.
Wait.. I can't fuck a prostitute?
you can fuck me
Yeah well bongs don't actually have a right to bear arms. Or any weapons for that matter.
Oi ya kunt
>can't drink until 21
We didn't use to have this, but it was necessary. States an cities used to set their own age limits. Some more religous towns would set a higher drinking age, so the younger kids would drive to other towns to drink. Then they would drive back drunk. There were too many accidents so a universal limit was set.
>can't gamble, can't legally consent to sex
you're retarded
>can be legally executed, use of prostitutes is illegal, possession of minor drugs is a prisonable offense
Any community could choose to vote and reverse any of these laws in the local area. We don't because only degenerate fucks and college students would want to. But we could vote on it, unlike in the UK.
>selective service exists
Yes, and I think mandatory service should exist. If the UK went to war I'm sure you would just flee like a middle eastern refugee, but Americans would defend their homes.
>Drinking until 21
>Can be legally executed
Very few states allow this. I still fail to see how getting executed is a breach of one's freedom. You are freed from your life, right?
>Can't gamble
You can in casinos.
>Consent until 18
Again, depends on states. Some states do 16, other 17, and other 18.
>selective service exists
How is that a breach of freedom?
It's just a back up to the draft, in case that it needs to be reinstated.
Finland and other liberal shitholes literally have conscription, and I don't see you bitching about that.
How about you point out things that are relevant to one's freedoms and not just overall things that you disagree with.
Yea yea go suck the queens dick
>We didn't use to have this, but it was necessary. States an cities used to set their own age limits. Some more religous towns would set a higher drinking age, so the younger kids would drive to other towns to drink. Then they would drive back drunk. There were too many accidents so a universal limit was set.
How is this argument different from the one for gun control?
>>can't gamble
>>use of prostitutes is illegal
>>can't legally consent to sex until 18
jokes on you I can do all of those things in Nevada
>>use of prostitutes is illegal
>It's legal in designated sinner regions (Las Vegas)
no its not faggot
prostitution is legal in Nevada except washoe and clark county
Because it's a fucking meme law and hilariously under-enforced. Getting alcohol when underage is easier than taking a shit.
To all the arseblasted yanks ITT: the main difference is we don't harp on about freedom all the time
The government tells us we are free so we don't realize how much we aren't, that's the brilliance of democracy, make the people feel like they have meaningful input without actually giving them any.
Figured as much, the first time I went to visit family in the US at age 15 or something, I was offered beer the night I arrived.
One thing that weirds me out though, but that weirds out every Dane and goes for a lot of countries actually, is that public drinking is a nono.
Growing up here, it was something I'd have expected only to find in Saudi Arabia or something. Working at a 7eleven, I have to tell so many tourists that, yes, it's okay, we sell alcohol 24/7 and yes, you can drink on the street, you can go get hammered at the zoo and pass out on the lawn if you wanna. I was shocked when a guy I know told me he got arrested for being drunk in public.
calm down muhammad we understand the difference
>public drinking is a nono
i understand what you mean but honestly it makes sense here since we have minorities and trailer trash who make public drinking a problem. That being said it's perfectly normal to drink in a public street while at an outdoor restaurant or bar.
You'd be surprised at the amount of the Danish population that when it comes to drinking might as well count as trailer trash, and if not them, we have Greenlanders, who sadly have a lot in common native Americans in reserves and Maori and Abbos in regards to the various substance and domestic abuses, the alcoholic wrecks way outnumber the successful or just regular ones in public.
It's probably the main reason I believe gun control is probably for the better here in Denmark, we're too drunk to handle fire arms responsibly.
WTF I love Denmark now