What the fuck, Scotland?

What the fuck, Scotland?

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I can feel my arteries clog up just by looking at it.

It's a good feel.

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please stop posting porn

NOW do you believe that we are Celtic?

It's a delicacy, really.

But seriously as a Scot we deep fry far too much

we deepfry:
>Haggis
>Sausage
>Pies
>Black pudding
>Fish
>Other chocolates
>Shortbread
>Burgers

The list of deep fried Heart disease goes on

Why is it that the region with the softest water and most susceptibility to heart disease in the UK serves the most deep fried food in the UK?

>The list of deep fried Heart disease goes on

>deep fried wedding ring

does the mars itself actually get deep-fried though?

would the batter not absorb most if not all the oil preventing any actual penetration into the bar itself?

>would the batter not absorb most if not all the oil preventing any actual penetration into the bar itself?

That's what's so great about it

>we deepfry:
>Burgers

OMG I love Scotland now

looks delicious f-a-m

would eat
t. food pro

the mars doesn't really get fried. Its just melty and gooey and kept in one piece by a delicious layer of fried batter. Don't knock it until you try it!

It's bretty gud. Try it if you ever get a chance.

You'd love our state fairs.

I saw a child ask for deep fried gummy worms when I was there.

Deep fried pooop

goddamn i'm moving to scotland

I'M COMIN HOME BOYS

I'm pretty sure Scotland is full of fat people

I must agree, snickers would be a much better choice.

todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/11/the-odd-eating-habits-of-marlon-brando/

>Living on the island of Tetiorova, Marlon liked to create his own “real life mounds bars”, cracking open a coconut, melting some chocolate in the sun, then stirring it in the coconut for a tasty treat (sounds pretty good actually!)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter,_banana_and_bacon_sandwich

>tfw you will never be as cool as Elvis or Marlon Brando

You're right.

The caramel is better and the peanuts.

Where's Finlad with his 100s of pictures of munchie boxes when you need him?

Deep fried Black Pudding sounds pretty good

Step aside lads, the real thing's coming in

>he's never been to Scotland and had their wonderful deep fried foods

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Congrats laddie, you've outamericanized Americans

Where do you get the shortbread, pies and chocolates? I've never seen that anywhere, not that i've really been looking.

My local chippy deep fries anything you like if you provide it. My favorite so far has been deep fried Doner.

>salad

Scotland has the lowest life expectancy in the UK and honestly I think it's justified

Who would have thought deep food for tea every night washed down with crates of tennants would reduce your life expectancy.

This would go great with some deep-fried coke.

imagine getting caught in the middle of that with a drink you're trying not to spill

I prefer deep fried irn bru desu

Its fine most people here have perfected the art.

I want to go balls DEEP into Scottish MILF

Don't we all m8

This whole thread

i like Scotland

Irisher abroad here.

Just go into a chippy and bring a mars bar. Ask them to do it for you, for a euro, and get a bag of chips as well.
Did it once -- it was actually quite nice, but I didn't want to get into the habit of it as it's a quick road to diabetes and heart disease.

Had deep-friend white pudding before. It's actually not as good as regular sliced and friend white pudding. The oil doesn't penetrate the pudding, and it leaves it a bit crap. It ends up kind of steaming within a batter casing.
Maybe if you pre-fried the white/black pudding.

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Yeah I have way to many crunchers for my own good.