How do you pronounce the following words:

How do you pronounce the following words:

>vim
>sh
>GNU
>tmux
>jpg
>jpeg
>png
>adobe
>linux

vim
sh
GNU
tmux
jpg
jpeg
png
adobe
linux

Tits

>vee-m
>chute
>shgee-no-uu
>triscuit
>jah-poog
>jah-pee-oog
>peanut
>ah-dah-bah
>oh-ess-ecks

Emacs
Ess-Arch
Guh-noo like Gary Gnu
Tee-em-you-ex
Jif
Ping
Adobodo
Windows

>VIM
like zim but with a v

I'll only tell you more if you post more of the cute programmer girl

>GIF
Jig

>SQL
Es queue el

>char
Tchar

>GUI
Gooey

Come at me

s/Jig/Jif/

>vim
>shhh
>new
>teemux
>jaypeg
>jaypeg
>ping
>adobee
>linux
Bonus: gif, not jif

vi-muh
ess aych
new
tee mucks
jpeg
jpeg
pee en gee
a doh bee
li nucks

>vim
veem
>sh
ess-heych
>GNU
Nu
>tmux
tee-mucks
>jpg
jay-pee-gee
>jpeg
jay-peg
>png
pee-en-gee
>adobe
adowb
>linux
lee-nooks

>Not using a language with consistent pronunciation rules

>using sensory and symbolic based communication systems

How do you pronounce faggot?

ooo pppp

vim
S H
G N U
t-mucks
j-peg
P N G
a dough be
lin knicks

>vim
Exactly as it looks
>sh
shell
>GNU
Ganoo
>tmux
teemucks
>jpg
jaypeg
>jpeg
jaypeg
>png
ping
>adobe
why would I ever use this word in a sentence?
>linux
'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.

veem
es ache
Gahnoo
tee muh ks
jay peg
pay peeg
pee en gee
ah doh bee
lee nucks

vye-hem
shoosh
gee-new
ti-max
ja-peg
portable network graphic
Ah-doab
Leenux

vima
shh
geenew
tee mux
jay peg
jay peg
pee en gee
adobee
lee nux

>vim
>ess-H
>Ganoo
>tee-MUCKS
>Jaypeg
>pee-enn-jee
>A-doe-bee
>linucks

babbys
first
shit
post

>vim
>sh
>guhnoo
>tee mucks
>Jay peg
>Jay peg
>pee en jee
>uh-dough-bee
>linicks

>vim
rhymes with "him"
>sh
"ess aych"
>GNU
"ganoo"
>tmux
"tee-mux" or "terminal multiplexer"
>jpg
"jaypeg"
>jpeg
"jaypeg"
>png
"pee-en-gee"
>gif
with a hard G, like the end of Winnipeg.
>adobe
"uh-dough-bee"
>linux
first syllable rhymes with "win," second syllable "əcks"

This except
>Linux
Linsucks

"vim" (vim and vigor)
"s h"
"nu" (silent g)
"t mux"
"j peg"
"j peg"
"p n g"
"adobee"
"linux" (lin as in linen)

Vimu
Edgy
Ganu
Timusu
Japegu
Pinji
Adobe
Linusu

Vym
Ess aech
Guh nu
Tea mucks
Jay peg
Jay peg
Pee en gee
Add dough bee
Lin icks

Tits

vym
ess-aitch
g'noo (like g'day)
tee mucks
jaypeg
jaypeg
ping
Ah-dough-bee
lynucks

>vim
>S-H
>G-N-U or guh-nu
>tee-mux
>jay-pee-gee
>jay-peg
>pee-N-gee
>ado-bee
>linux
>gif

I want to motorboat those puppies and be real harsh down south but I'd go to jail

Land of the free

vim
ess ayytch
guh-new
tea mux
jay peg
jay peg
pee n gee
a-dough-bee
lin(as in lint) ux

>wim
>ess ache
>ganoo
>Tee muks
>jay peg
>jay peg
>pee en gee
>ahdohbeeh
>linouks

>vim
>äs hoo
>gnu
>tee muks
>jii pee gee
>jii pee ee gee
>pee än gee
>adobe
>linuks

>shoosh
kek'ed a little

:DDD

vim
es eh
gnu
teemux
j pg
j peg
pee an gee
adobe
linux

v-ihm
ess aych
guh-noo
tee-mucks
jay-peg
jay-peg
ping
ah-doe-bee
lin-nucks

Jif
sequel
ch-arr or car
gooey

...

vih-m
shh
noo
tee-mux
jay-peg
jay-peg
pong
uh-doe-bee
linnex

>also gif with a hard g

>hard g - if
>sequel
>care
>gooey and gee-you-eye interchangeably

Vem
Es-Ach
Jew
Tay-Mucks
Ji-Peg
Pan-g
Al-do-bay
lan-icks

>t. aussie

>vim
viiim
>sh
æss-hå
>GNU
gnnuuuu
>tmux
tee-mux
>jpg
jeepppeeggg
>jpeg
jeepeeggg
>png
peeennnggg
>adobe
aadooobbbeee
>linux
liinuuks

>vee ai emm
>ess eich
>gee enn uu
>tii emm iu eks
>jey pei gei
>jey pei ei gei
>pii enn gee
>ei di oo bii ii
>ell ai enn iu eks

vim
sh
gahnoo
screen
jaypeg
jaypeg
ping
gimp
torvalds_says_linux.ogg

reading through that twice was fun

>vim
v as in vampire, rhymes with whim or dim
>sh
each letter pronounced independently, s then h
>GNU
G and N merged into a single sound, kind of like the kn found in knuckle and knot, the best transliteration would be "g'nu" rather than "ganoo".
>tmux
t (as the letter) mucks
>jpg
>jpeg
jay peg
>png
pee en gee
>adobe
ah dough bee
>linux
line-ucks

>GIF
G as in gay, followed by "if"
>SQL
Es queue el
>char
ch(as in chunk)-ar
>GUI
gee you eye

>vim
vim
>sh
Ess-aych
>GNU
jee-en-yoo
>tmux
tee-mucks
>jpg
Jay-pee-jee
>jpeg
jay-peg
>png
pee-en-jee
>adobe
ah-doe-bee
>linux
Neckbeard trash OS

God damn I miss high school girls

acme
rc
bloat
useless
jaypeg
jaypeg
pe en g
adoubé
lunix

>Vime, as in Time
>Shhh, as in shushing
>New
>Spelled out. T M U X
>Jay Peg
>Jay Peg
>Ping
>A Dough Bee
>Lin-Nicks

> vim
>ess ache
> Jee En You
> tea mux
> jaypeg
> same
> pea en jee
> adobe
> linux

>vim
vim
>sh
ess haych
>GNU
gernoo
>tmux
teemucks
>jpg
jaypeg
>jpeg
jaypeg
>png
pee-en-gee
>adobe
adowbe
>linux
linux

i don't because i don't talk to anyone about this shit

>vim
Same as it's spelled.
>sh
Shell
>GNU
Gee Enn You. I know that this is incorrect, but I don't care.
>tmux
Tee mucks
>jpg
>jpeg
Literally identical, Jay peg
>png
Pee enn gee
>adobe
Uh doe bee
>linux
Lin (like win) uhcks

English pronunciation is so fucked, not even native speakers know if they're saying shit correctly.
>vim
Veem.
>sh
S. H. The two letters.
>GNU
G. N. U. Again, just the letters. It sounds so much better than ganoo.
>tmux
T. Mux.
>jpg
>jpeg
J. Pegg.
>png
P. N. G.
>adobe
A dough b.
>linux
Leenux.

So basically just the letters.

>vim
>sh
sh as in shush
>GNU
new
>jpg
jaypeg
>jpeg
jaypeg
>png
pee n gee
>adobe
adobe(not adobee like some dickheads do)
>linux
new leenucks

>vim -- vihm
>sh -- ess-eitch
>GNU -- gnooh
>tmux -- teemucks
>jpg -- jaypeg
>jpeg -- jaypeg
>png -- pee-en-gee
>adobe -- adohb
>linux -- lienucks

Never mind those tits, that short skirt though hhhnnnggghh

>sign up for university c# class
>hello welcome to c sharp or as some students call it, seehashtag. The first week of class we will use zammol code to edit a windowform that will connect to an emess sequel deebee
>do a 360 and switch majors

>vim
vim

>sh
S. H.

>GNU
Ganoo

>tmux
T-Mux

>jpg
>jpeg
Yay-peg

>png
P. N. G.

>adobe
Adobie

>linux
Linucks