Europeans are waking up

>Europeans are waking up
Good morning lads, glad to have you back

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what an ugly-ass dog

Ja! Heil Hofer!

:(

shut up fag

>EU's first far-right government to be installed
Can I immigrate legally if I present myself as an ultra-conservative sleepy tom?

>fag
Takes one to know one

*leans in for the kiss*

Are you brown? We don't like brown people. Also no Muslims.

Good morning.

Gott strafe England!

Okay, thank you for being honest

Mornin' m8

Brown people please go

...

Yeah, you're welcome. Fuck brown people.
Says the filthy negro from the US.
That's a nigger dog, it should be put down before it hurts someone.

Please tone down the rhetoric bro, this is supposed to be a comfy thread (American belligerence is excusable as always)

Why do you even have internet, did you steal someone's phone?

I actually have 2 android phones because of continuous experimentation with cROMs and ISPs

Seagulls sure are noisy in the morning. I woke up to two of them fighting over something.

(I actually didn't vote and don't care where you come from, I just like to be an asshole sometimes and I'm incredibly tired)

No problemo bro, I had an inkling you were a bit frustrated

Night shift? Have some well-deserved rest and a wonderful day, user.

It's nearly 7am and I haven't slept yet, there is no rest today only caffeine.

Gibs kein Gott Fitz. Tut mir leid

this is the gayest shit ever. fucking skype it homos

Einmal die Nummer 29 Süßsauer.
Du kannst mich mal, scheiß Ammi. Wenn ich hier rumschwulen will dann mache ich das auch.

I feel bad for whinging about my NEET schedule. May the spirit of the industrious German be with you

Why are you so insecure about your masculinity, that you have to point out the slightest perceived homoness? Go back to fapping to gay porn secretly

what are you guys having for breakfast?

You're being way too nice, I want some banter or your number so we can meet up and fuck.

Milk Tea, with buttered biscuits

I am afraid my board reputation will be destroyed if I return to my brutal banter ways

You're on the same parallel with Eastern Europe nigga how the fuck are you up before us

please comment in my thread its very good and im lonely

I sleep early after taking my antidepressant medication, and I have little to no energy because of awful fitness.

But waking up at 4AM is nice, internet has minimal traffic so I can download last night's tv shows

OK SENPAI

Then we need to fuck.
Coffee and more coffee. Thinking about adding a bit of rum or whisky so I can get through the day better.

Oh, that's nice.
I'm having dark rye bread with smoked sprats and lingonberries.
I wish I had some nice tea, all I have is this coffee I got as a present.

If your thread was actually good you wouldn't be so lonely.

perhaps I am as they say, a victim of my success.

I am disgustingly fat and feminine for someone who's 203cm

>I'm having dark rye bread with smoked sprats and lingonberries.
The fuck is this something straight out of Skyrim? The mythical finnish tales were true. Just kidding bro, you eat more qualitatively than I do quantitatively.

You need to take better care of yourself. Find some joy in your work, enjoy the spring.

>waking up at 4
What does it wake you up at 4? I guess there is no sunlight until 6 since night is longer in summer down there in the south.
Here I usually sleep until 6:30, but the dawn woke me up at 4:15 today...

>203cm
I guess you are the tallest from your town.

>disgustingly fat
So am I.
>and feminine
>203cm
Let's just fuck.
No time, I need to make money and be productive.

thank you for posting in my thread it means a lot maybe i dont kill myself tonight now

I meant meridian
fuck

> but the dawn woke me up at 4:15 today...
Best feeling every, stress levels are at a minimum and sitting on the PC while everyone's asleep is comfy. I reckon you wouldn't need to, with RM having some of the highest internet speeds globally

>I guess you are the tallest from your town.
Thought I was till someone I was shoulder-height with walked past me. I feel sorry for him

No probs pham, you don't need to treat yourself so badly.

>Let's just fuck.
I need to actually fuck a human female before I can begin exploring any other form of sexuality.

No probs, I'll call you when my boat's intercepted near Lampadoosa

>Lampadoosa
youtube.com/watch?v=DOm7Aw2zxJ8

>I need to actually fuck a human female before I can begin exploring any other form of sexuality

You have seemed bro tier until now

Save this thread for tomorrow, post goodnight, and take off these heavy headphones
Shut the computer down, look around, and finally feel all alone
Sunlight creeps in the window, close the curtains, it's time to go to sleep
Another night passes by, but don't think too deep
Go with the flow and let life repeat

Ello mate how ya doing?

Kek

Catchy tune

Why? It's like not driving manual and immediately beginning with an automatic, it's not proper

FIne lad, hows everything up there with the Brexit debate (all over facebook)?

Did you ever install arch?

No, it's degenerate to have any intercourse than heterosexual.

>Europeans are waking up
if only

No, I ended up transforming the disk into an external with an enclosure.

Arch needs a continuous connection to keep things running smooth, and that's next to impossible here.

What if I fuck a lesbian and transform her into a hetero, then use her in a threesome to convert a gay man back to hetero, is that not-degenerate?

Sorry about that immigrant thing, m8. Things will eventually pan out and nationalism will make it's return, it's almost there in Austria

>Arch needs a continuous connection to keep things running smooth, and that's next to impossible here.
Didn't even think about that. I guess I take my internet for granted. Don't worry. Rolling release is a fucking meme I am only staying for pacman and AUR.

>pacman and AUR.
Thanks user, looking up other options. Eventually I'll learn to break the 3G/4G bandwidth cap with something more sophisticated than a VPN and port scanning.

>threesome
That's against the moral values as well...

>tfw just going to bed

I guess you can't win with morality, I'll just rotate across my 4 wives indefinitely, or adopt mormonic polygamy.

rough night?

>4 wives
Are you rich, because I heard only the rich ones can get more than one wife. And it's immoral to have more than one spouse as well.

No, I just entertain hopeless dreams of being wildly successful after my NEET years

So at this point I can only fuck my lawfully wedded wife, strictly in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation?

Donner kebab pls lad

>fuck my lawfully wedded wife, strictly in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation?

only thing that could make it more taboo would be h*nd h*lding

sup

No, you can have sex with her without the purpose of procreation, but it is degenerate to have more than one partner at a time, maybe more are accepted throughout the whole life, but not changing a partner once in a month.

Good morning mate.