/brit/

Cornholio edition

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Morning.

NICARAGUA

AGUA

having a look

alri

How was your weekend lad?

Ahh yes

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alri
good u?

girls suck uhhuhuh
I wish theyd like..
let you do it
and then like
go away and shutup
uhhuh huh.. uh huh huh

My family doesn't have any history of any diseases.

it was alri

we wuz kingz n shit

hehehe yeah hehe

neat.

Just figured out an easy way to block countries by flag without 4chanx

Do go on

so anyway im out being myself and then this absolute model walks up to me and she's like omg youre being yourself that's so hot and i'm like yeah haha (that's me being myself) anywayyy this guy in a nice suit walks over and he's like hey i'm the head of the big movie studio and i heard you're being yourself and i'm like yeah haha (remember, i'm being myself??) and he's like you're being yourself and that's spectacular how would you like to be in the new big movie and earn 450 million dollars plus tip and i'm like yeah haha (!!) and he's like okay that's very good to hear

told you to just be yourself lads :^)

Threadly reminder that Canadians are always butthurt

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ehehehe yea ehehe
I wish
girls would like
do whatever you wanted
eheheh
like
mow the lawn
eheh hrm eheheheh

yeah nah fuck off

>However, if you think that organisers simply don't have the option when it comes to female experts, mathematician Greg Martin, gave an interview with the Atlantic where he said that most all-male panels are in fact statistically quite unlikely.
>"If conference speakers were being chosen by a system that treated gender fairly (which is to say, gender was never a factor at all), then in any conference with over 10 speakers, say, it would be extremely rare to have no female speakers at all - less than 5% chance," he said.

kek'd

Beavis and butthead freak me out a bit

needs a tweak, but you get the point.

don't hack me

*backtraces IP*

why are you incapable of being friendly to anyone

Can't believe its 2016 and we still can't go back up elements with css

You could probably do it with javascript much easier desu

because everyone's incapable of being friendly to me

>leaving that much info up

You've just been backtraced cunt

>people actually read profiles on tinder instead of just swiping right to all
??????

Saves time and mind bra

ikr, can't select parent element etc.

I can't believe nobody has pointed this out tho, the times blocking sweden etc. would have been handy.

Isn't there a limit on it now? Last time I used it I hit that pretty fast doing all right

what about all those girls who are like "swipe left if you're under 6 foot" or whatever?

hadn't fapped in about week until just now lads

absolutely cracking orgasm

and now that second xanax is kicking in

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Why aren't you using 4chanx?

rights are a precious commodity tho

lefts are just as useful

Oh actually i suppose the way you've done it you can block the images he posts only

Spend a minute doing your 50 swipes and then forget about it. No chance to get hung up on a girl either

Get an uggo? Just ignore who cares

Woo!

what if it's a yummy mummy make up artist

ah well, tinder is for normies and anyone who uses it should be killed anyway

Cheshire was right

What the fuck is your question you spaz

idk just don't actually use any of the features.
That was the initial idea, but you could do away with the post entirely.

what if you're swiping right on a yummy mummy make up artist?

you get 20 every 12 hours, spamming right is just madman unless you just want matches and not girls who aren't massive trogs

easy as one two three 2bh

Not worth the extra time and thought

I've never actually filtered anyone or anything.

I just wondered if it was doable with pure css and it easily is.

fair enough

>yummy mummy make up artist

Ahh yes
On my way to work
Very good
I want to kill myself

>The country would suffer an "immediate and profound" economic shock of its own making, Chancellor George Osborne, who released the study, warned.

Any after effects of leaving the EU are not 'shocks' if we know they are going to happen

Do not

>tfw no work in the morning 'cause it's Victoria Day long weekend.

How do I filter children who are feeling sad for the first time in their lives?

leaving /brit/ should do it

It's easy for me to say such things not actually being in the country but the report about the '1 year recession will happen m8' seems like a fair trade to become responsible for our own laws again even if true.

Do you /cymraeg/?

Why not

Lucky, though it's a bank holiday next Monday for us

Wahey lads
Exam time

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs

Funny thing to me is that remain people aren't saying staying in EU is better than leaving in the long term, they are just saying its going to cause an economic crash and uncertainty etc. which is all short term

Nah I use a sock.

Why is nobody asking these reptilians for factual, verifiable proof to back up their claims?

I think they have a cream for that now.

exactly, nobody is talking about the long term I also like it when the case for remain includes 'reform' of the EU.

Yeah, if, maybe..

>package sitting at yodel depot 3 miles from my house since friday
If they dont deliver it today... ONE nothing wrong with me

Dennis Skinner is absolutely based

Anyone need their bottom smacking?

when's aisha coming back lads

Please.

when we go and fuck ourselves with our fleshlights

what happened to Aisha

Wednesday for PMQs

post deep house

didn't you see her post on /brit/ earlier hahaha

>Because of a deal negotiated by Margaret Thatcher in 1984, Britain gets a “rebate”, an annual reduction in contributions.

can't believe how rude people are about thatcher desu

based iron lady

nah, what did she say?

She said she hates you

she posted a photo of herself with a sign saying /brit/

i was at work so didn't cop a good look but it looked legit hahahaha

Didn't she sell all the low income housing off?

did Aisha respond to any posts or did she just post her picture then fuck off

You mean a basement?

She delayed britains downfall by a significant period of time

broke a LOT of omelettes doing it

alri paki haha x

Just ate a WHOLE apple with a bit of peanut butter
these pregnancy cravings are mental haha xP

want to go home desu

cba

going to work, bye lads

excellent post

What downfall?

YALLA YALLA HABIBI!

Anyone got a link to the picture?

Have a nice day

YABA DABA DOO 2 u too

You know how Britain is a global laughing stock nowadays because we're shit, broke and attempting to become isolationist despite having few natural resources and decidedly limited space?

That downfall

Anyone have this picture of rose blowing a bubble with gum?

that picture*

Reminder that I orchestrated this historic moment by practically begging her to do it and that questions site

no but then why would I?

WOOF

Looks like a tranny.

So this is a 10/10 in the Great Shitstain eh?

Fuck off, pregnancy cravings was my gimmick creation