Webcam light turns on by it's self

>webcam light turns on by it's self

>microphone turns into a speaker and starts playing linus tech tips

If you don't have electrical tape over your webcam by now enjoy all your fap sessions being browseable by now when nsa gets hacked by russian teenagers.

hot

never mind me

also had cam light turnng on my old laptop spooy af

>i get up from the computer
>device disconnected sound plays

>le repeating numbers xdddd

>use microwave
>wifi disconnects

Kek

>browse porn in nothing but incognito
>sites still suggest my fetishes

I don't know why this one made me giggle.

Have you considered getting into mexican-granny-bondage-lezdom-anal? I doubt many sites will be able to offer you that.

Masturbate and cum all over the webcam while holding up a mirror showing the vidya porn you're watching so the CIA can join in too.

>you are the device

>Having a webcam
Why don't you have a webcamless ThinkPad like my T430, user? Are you an Applefaggot?

>use microwave
>get cancer

>Exist in 2017
>Get Cancer

>Pc turns itself on in the middle of the night
>it's windows update doing it's shit

>it is self

>search up crush's name in normiebook
>facebook adds me to her "you may know list"
>next time she sees me asks me if I was creeping on her profile

does this actually happen? kill me

it does. any search you make in facebook (even if you erase through activity log) is kept so they'll keep suggesting you to each other.

Yep, don't ever do search on your main account, make a secondary one for creeping

>answer "yeah"
>bitch orgasms on the spot
>delete facebook

I'm so fucked...

If you've got the balls/think she'll respond well, just say "Yeah, I was. You're pretty cute."

Keep in mind, I don't really talk to people and don't have friends, but if someone said that to me, I'd be super flattered.

Uhhh is other social media like that?

>move to other country
>buy brand new computer
>start it up, connect to internet and go to tube site
>type in "mexican-granny-bondage-lezdom-anal"
>half the suggested videos are blacked.com sponsored clips
>type in "lesbian blondes"
>half the suggested videos are blacked.com sponsored clips
>type in "Asian girls screeching"
>half the suggested videos are blacked.com sponsored clips
>as a goof, type in "Wow, you Jews are insufferable with this stuff"
>all of the suggested videos are blacked.com sponsored clips