>hey gois! welcome to OSfFirstTimer, in this episode Diana is going to learn how to use Gentoo Linux!
>u-umm, Philip don't you think we have done enough Linux videos? I mean, I'm kinda tired today I think maybe we should get a little more comfortable and just watch some TV, you can even lay on my lap!
>Mo-mom, I'm not a kid anymore, besides I don't even watch TV, please just try this Linux distro out, it's really cool and everyone wants to see you try it!
>well, it's ok Philip but first we need to talk privately on my room ok?
>fine
>m-mom? why are you naked? and why are you holding my camera?
>well, um, since your dad went on a trip last week I started getting lonely and I started thinking about you, how you look so cute, the way you look at me when we're filming...
>aah, uummm m-mom I don't think this is appropriate please just put on some clothes
>Philip! lay down like a good boy right now!
>o-ok, now what should I do?
>just wait a moment...
>mom! don't press your butt against my face! I can't breathe!
>h-how does your mom's pussy taste like?
>g-great! It's great now please let's end this!
>ok I'm ready to record be sure to never tell dad what happened today ok?
Hey gois! welcome to OSfFirstTimer, in this episode Diana is going to learn how to use Gentoo Linux!
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AHAHAHAHAHA
NOW THIS IS A GOOD THREAD
this thread needs way more attention
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>doesn't realize the mom is the one pushing for more videos to be made
She's an attention whore like the rest of her tribe
...is there more guise
hot
>Talk privately on my room
>On
wut
What are the specs your Gentoo Linux? If it's boolean coded then it shouldn't be to hard to learn. Just adjust your syntax tags accordingly and update your drivers to the corresponding anagram compile and you're set. Videos also help.
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> used like 100 different oses
> still struggles opening and saving a text file
Why are old people so resistant in learning things?
I seriously hope I will not end up like that
What kind of drugs are you on?
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This, the fucking slut probably rubs her old cunt reading the comments about her.
Why did i read the whole thing
Terrible. She should learn how to apply makeup.
>no dad for a week
>mom gets horny
mine has gone solo for years, does that mean she'll let me do anal?
probably desu, she let me
Are you the one with the SMS screenshot?
So others don't have to.
Doing God's work, user.
Amazing
Reading in their voice made it so much better.
Because it takes a negligible amount of time?
BBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
stop
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>Why are old people so resistant in learning things?
This is really what you can take from this channel. That's why I found few videos on it interesting. It's like a little experiment with old people.
I think we probably will be like that and not really have a choice. When your brain has been using same neural pathways over and over again, it's hard to make it work differently.
wat?
Be honest Sup Forums, you fapped at least once to her videos.
brb gonna get a gf
She is getting hotter. What do yoy think gee?
This the mummy cummy thread?
I feel like I need an adult
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She needs no make-up. You should learn how to hide the fact that you're gay.
Don't worry, user. Jamal already got that covered.
good thread
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Pretty good post, OP
When Sup Forums visits Sup Forums
You hear a gentle men reverberate in your mind
Will I get a boner?
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Quality thread
i bet the people he talked to are his mom and dad
Stop bumping your own thread you faggot. Saged.
top fucking lel
I'm already finding myself doing this. I just refuse to care about young people stuff like whatsapp, snapchat or Twitter. I hate them all so much for no reason that I honestly don't really even understand what they do.
Yeah but if you started using one of the dozens of social media apps people use I'm sure you'd eventually understand how to use it. And I don't know if I'd consider using a computer and a social media app the same thing.
To teens that's pretty much all a computer is for.
You're getting old too if you can't see it
I guess that's true. I'm not old though, I just don't leave my house.
>1:35
Autism is serious problem.
Typical hentai story
Post more, OP.
bump
Just works.
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(cont.)
>the next day
>mum... need to talk to you about yesterday
>sure honey what is it? did your viewers enjoy your Gentoo video?
>y-yeah sure they really liked it but,,,
>but?
>that thing we did last night... can we maybe um... try something else?
>*gently whispers on your ear*
>did you like it sweetheart?
>u-ummm *blushes*
>well, your father won't arrive until monday so I think we still have time to have some fun
>however don't get so cocky sweetheart, I need to go shopping first so stay here and wait for me ok?
>o-ok mum
>what could she possibly be looking for? she never goes shopping without me... that's weird
>oh hey Philip, I got some gifts for you!
>gifts? but it's not even my birthday or anything
>aw come on Philip you wouldn't deny a gift from your mom would you?
>ok what it is then?
>just put on this blindfold and let me take out your undies, now lay down on our bed
>um mum, what are we going to do on the bed?
>just turn around and let me feel your buttcheeks
>*sounds of balls shaking* m-mum? what is this?
>don't worry Philip, I just want you try something that I tried with your father long ago but he never enjoyed it
>M-MUM! MY BUTT HURTS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I-IT WON'T FIT!
>sheeesh be quiet now you don't want me to slap you do ya?
>now, I will put this on your mouth
>hmmphh! m-mum! HMMPH!
>there we go now I just need to pull the last one
>*pop!*
>good boy! now let's do this again tomorrow ok?
>um mum, what are we going to do on the bed?
>pomf
l-lewd!
she show tits in this video
very little
youtube.com
1:23
>*sounds of balls shaking*
I'm having a hard time imagining what that sounds like.
I am no sexpert but I don't think he means scrotum balls
YOU WHAT
bump
Why is this thread still up?
>1:35
K E K
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kek'd
Quality thread
>calling your mother with her name
Sup Forums mods are well known to have mommy problems.
Oh, right.
Sorry, I'm not familiar with toys used by people to stimulate their assholes.
(cont.)
>a week later
>Philip I want you to meet a friend of mine
>uh... a... friend?
>yes honey, a friend. he keeps me company when your dad isn't home
>mum... I don't like where...
>Philip you're going to meet my friend and you're going to call him Uncle Richard. understood young man?
>well... uhh... ok mum
>good boy. now this is Richa...
>I'D JUST LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT! WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO AS RICHARD IS IN FACT GNU/RICHARD
>oh god mum do you know who...
>of course I do honey. and I've only met him thanks to your obsession with Linux
>I'D JUST LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT! WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING O AS LINUX IS IN FACT GNU/LINUX
>mum... I'm uncomfortable. can... I go to my room?
>get undressed first Philip
>*blushes* b.. b.. but mum! I don't want him to...
>take off those clothes RIGHT NOW young man
>*gets undressed* can I go now?
>young man you know exactly what I want from you *takes clothes off*
>what? but... but what about... is he going to join us or what?
>DON'T MIND ME! I'M JUST WATCHING! I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO PARROTS!
>come on honey, yesterday you liked it. get on the bed
>*lies down* OK then
>we have stretched you quite nicely yesterday honey *produces buttplug and insterts it*
>ow... mum... mum it's... it's too much! my... my butt!!!
>I'D JUST LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT! WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO AS BUTT IS IN FACT GNU/BUTT! *proceeds to grab a recorder and starts playing crudy melodies while dancing around the bed*
>mum... this is weird! I don't want this!
>*starts singing while still dancing around the bed* JOIN US NOW AND SHARE THE SOFTWARE, YOU'LL BE FREE, HACKERS, YOU'LL BE FREE!
The fuck?
You have to go back.
>DON'T MIND ME! I'M JUST WATCHING! I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO PARROTS!
shit I'm dying
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fug
Say what you want, but I would do anything for a woman like this in my life. She has an open mind and is willing to try new things, she cares deeply for her family (as demonstrated by her even taking part in her son's hobbies), and shes so kind and positive.
Diana is a beautiful woman, but also a beautiful human being.
>tfw you'll never have your own Diana
Why even live, Sup Forums?
melody: Join us now and share the software, you'll be freee
Not gonna lie, the first time a girl ever kissed me I was wearing a guy fawkes mask
>what you're referring to as butt is actually gnu/butt
Top fucking kek