OP here. Can't believe I got a genuine answer. This is exactly the type of search engine I've been (somewhat) looking for... to supplement with Searx when needed. Neat.
Thanks, big Sup Forumsuy. I'm thinking about buying & configuring an AWS server for Searx eventually. I might shoot ya'll a link. Going to work on learning how to configure AWS into an offsite VPN first tho. Open Source projects are too precious for this world. God bless FOSS and their autistic warm hearts.