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Vocaroo thread

Obligatory english
The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other. Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.

Czech
Průzkum se týkal také nákladů, které vzniknou v souvislosti se zavedením nové legislativy. Zákon totiž jasně neurčuje, kdo je ponese. Jak Novinky.cz upozornily již dříve, poskytovatelé internetového připojení si totiž budou muset pořídit speciální zařízení, aby byli schopni splnit nařízení ministerstva financí o blokování konkrétních webových stránek.

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native

Please read this :

Je t'aime pour toutes les femmes que je n'ai pas connues
Je t'aime pour tous les temps où je n'ai pas vécu
Pour l'odeur du grand large et l'odeur du pain chaud
Pour la neige qui fond pour les premières fleurs
Pour les animaux purs que l'homme n'effraie pas
Je t'aime pour aimer
Je t'aime pour toutes les femmes que je n'aime pas

Qui me reflète sinon toi-même je me vois si peu
Sans toi je ne vois rien qu'une étendue déserte
Entre autrefois et aujourd'hui
Il y a eu toutes ces morts que j'ai franchies sur de la paille
Je n'ai pas pu percer le mur de mon miroir
Il m'a fallu apprendre mot par mot la vie
Comme on oublie

Je t'aime pour ta sagesse qui n'est pas la mienne
Pour la santé
Je t'aime contre tout ce qui n'est qu'illusion
Pour ce cœur immortel que je ne détiens pas
Tu crois être le doute et tu n'es que raison
Tu es le grand soleil qui me monte à la tête
Quand je suis sûr de moi.

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is anyone who's naturally an english speaker taking requests pls

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hello poland

>vocaroo.com/i/s14xYuvXNKAV
do you speak some other slavic language?

Yes, slovene.
I surely must have put all the accents wrong, among lots of other mistakes.

i'm not polish i just need a voice over for a project i'm doing and am too autistic to use my own voice

>i just need a voice over for a project i'm doing and am too autistic to use my own voice

Kek seriously ?

>I surely must have put all the accents wrong
not really, you pronounced most correctly

>and am too autistic to use my own voice
it can't be that bad

yeah seriously

it's not that my voice is bad i just don't like the idea of using my own voice for it

You should wait for the danish guy to show up, he has the perfect voice for what you need.

alri then hopefully he turns up

Taking requests.
Any language, but some Spanish would be great. I need to practice before my oral exam and watching anime with Spanish dubs/subs probably won't be quite enough.

Go on..

have you watched pro video gaming?

i need the call outs "pass me the flag and slay!"

and "2 by blue window" for my montage

here's an example of the tone i'd like you to try and copy

youtube.com/watch?v=9x7oFuv8jdg

go to any point in this video and hopefully you'll know what i mean

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r8

anyone here not from an english-speaking country but can speak english? i need you to say "visit prussian babes.com" in a super husky voice its for a friend pls

yes hello

>not from an english-speaking country
What exactly do you mean by this?

you know what i mean you pedantic fucking twat

No, I don't, you moronic idiot.
A country where English isn't the native language?
A country where English isn't taught in school?
A country where only a tiny fraction of the population speaks English?
Etc.

no m8. Sure someone else will do it, though.

you don't get to request spam AND to be an asshole.

2 e Z

why not?

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r8

pls do this

You sound like an arab. That's weird.

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dont really feel like doing gaming voices. Plus my accent wouldn't suite it

>suite

>that's weird
>canadian sounding arab

Not in this year of 2016, user

damn

fp m8

Funny thing is im online clothes browsing

>fp m8

I'm not even going to begin to pretend I understand what you mean m8

Please. I'm like the farthest thing from being an arab or a nigger.

Oh nice, btw, I ordered two shirts, I just received it today. Idk how they did but I received one of the two shirts and one sheet kek, gonna have to send it back.

fairplay

m8 keep it

Fuck no I want my shirt, I believe they can see that I ordered two things, so if I just tell them they forgot one they'll ask me to send them back the additional/non-ordered one. Plus it's quite ugly, I don't want that lel

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Yeah I don't know. We should wait for another frenchman to listen to you, get a second opinion.

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Kek

bored, this is my czech accent vocaroo.com/i/s0hlcWfieiTi

Any german/german speaking friend can help me out with the pronunciaton of this?

>Wehrforschungsgemeinschaft

De qué quieres leer en español?
Encontré un poema que yo había leído en mi juventud durante mi clase de español.
Te presento a José Martí, un poesía famoso de Cuba.
poesi.as/jma0001.htm

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Cool. Your reading was good.
Also, nb4, are you a grill.

say something in french

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Why do threads always die after I post

They did not die. I listened to you. Are you a native to Sweden?

Nope

I have nothing to say sadly.

>are you native to sweden?
>nope
Sverige
Ja

More like
Suecia

Jolie poèsie user.
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The fuck is suecia? spanish for sweden?

>native

Yep

Uno pizza & cerveza por favor

Very well read.

Varsågod

>swedish sperm pizza
i did not ask for this

Excuse my langage, but I fuckin' knew it! Ain't no way a Swed is pronouncing that poem like that.
I guess I have seen you posted ins /esp/, but it is full of JORGE and autismo at the moment.

Vocaroo your order and you may have better luck
>it is full of JORGE and autismo at the moment
Hahaha, true
Funny thing, I've had Spaniards compliment my Spanish like "wow, your Spanish quite good!"

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Lads, why does all German music sound so homoerotic?

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For you.

up

Hope this helps.
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r8
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You're welcome.

How bad is it?

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Ironic. As soon as you post this, they did not dissapoint and did the same things again. Never change, esp.

Are you anglo ? Not that bad honestly, pretty good even, but it would be hard to understand without the text I think, although your mic volume doesn't help at all.