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rasheeds out

Halal

crayon pop

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Hello bongs. Would you buy a gun if you could?

Pic related, a gun.

delet this

whered u get this

Funny when people pretend like Thatcher was some evil devil and all other major industrial countries didn't also go through de industrialisation

>getting btfo by a non country

can't wait till we knock you out of the euros aswell lmao

I can. I'd opt for a 1911 though.

Took it myself earlier

yeh i'd buy a nuke

b-b-but muh german cars

>I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud


I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed---and gazed---but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

>William Wordsworth (1770 - 1850)

Are you in NI?
>1911
Ehhh. Well, if you like archaic firearms I guess

There's a self-hating Cornishman lurking about

>not a dessu

Yes.

>not revelling in the sheer beauty of a 1911

Just got back from having a filling.

Had the get the bus back. Fucked up my pretty lips and people probably thought I'd had a stroke from looking at me

Poleaboo finished watching Game of Thrones and is now watching WWE Extreme Rules

having a wank in the shower lads

Those are pretty expensive even if someone agreed to sell you one. Are you sure you could afford it?

Yeah, they are pretty aesthetic, but there are prettier guns that aren't obsolete.

Jailed over a peanut. Kek.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36360111

if you don't like drake your music taste is shit

are you posting from your laptop in a plastic bag

>3 Finns in /brit/
The fuck? Get out

i'd make it myself then. just bash some uranium together

it's health and safety gone mad

Name a prettier gun than the 1911. Protip: You can't.

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I'm not going to get involved in politics anymore. It just end up in disappointment. Just like football.

You're right there should be just one, myself I mean.

Beretta 92FS.

Asuza

>filling

hello dolescum

revolver

wow! ok??

I was born and raised in London

pissed on a ramdom girl from work yesterday
went for a piss and she was in the mens toilets snorting coke off the back of the toilet
took my cock out and and started to piss like she wasnt even there and ended up pissing all over her
she ran out screaming "oh my god what the fuck that"

yiu

FAMAS
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You have to be unemployed to have a filling?

I have a job, what you on about

ah yes, all these companies are natural monopolies:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_privatizations#1980s_4

>Her deregulation started the long process of deregulation that followed that created 2008. Her land/property reforms started the long property bubble that followed

nah
it wasn't deregulation that caused crisis in 08

yui

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t. fresh prince of helsinki

Plus we have competition laws anyway

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_competition_law

KEBABED

nice pic
mind if I save it?

>Either of those are prettier than a 1911
Look at this beautiful motherfucker.

gawd blez duh kwin

Asuza

probably just get a tank instead

What's going on here?

any revolver is still nicer you pleb

>You will never live in a time where politicians are publicly executed for suppressing the will of the people

me on the right

Feel free, it is all yours my friend.

what am i doing oh yeah that's right i'm doing me

>tfw no bf

Rasheed

me on the left

You're the pleb here. How the fuck are revolvers more aesthetic than that? They're sweet as fuck but nowhere near as aesthetic. Revolvers are the absolute plebbest of guns in terms of aesthetics. They're everyone's go to answer because they saw Clint Eastwood use them.

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Really powerful message

#SoTrue

Anyone do their shopping online?

What's it like for fruit and veg? Gonna place an order but don't know whether to order my fruit and veg or just go into the shop and get it myself because I might get given all the shit.

Well, if you like them blocky and rustic I guess. But look at these lines man.

It's harder to carry a tank than a pistol though.

is it hard getting into boxing? im 20 and i might see if my mate would want to get into it at a PCYC

This is how I feel about really tall people in basketball

There arent any crocodiles or mines in inner cities

>.se
Ah yes

*Boxes your fucking noggin in*

there's a massive lack of context here

The ball and chain is accurate.

the gf

Me and the gf

I don't know. Something about the Beretta seems child-like to me. It reminds me of all those pellet guns kids used to wave around back in the day. I don't like the finish either.

i keep being told that women and non-whites face hurdles in life but i've never been told what these hurdles exactly are.

they all have the same legal rights and opportunities as i do. they all also went to the same schools as i did so im struggling to see what exact privilege i have?

Wouldn't mind being able to speak Latin

*blocks it because a big leb bloke is screaming "HANDS UP HANDS UP COVER YOUR FUCKING HEAD" at me

tbf running in a suit is a hindrance, I can see why they had to balance things out

>it wasn't deregulation that caused crisis in 08
Ah yes it was. Deregulating the separation between commercial and investment banks. Deregulating who can get mortgages and how much can be borrowed etc.

Nobody even on the right-wing denies deregulation caused the 2008 financial crisis.

ummmm racist and sexist much?

Chip got a nigga ribs hurtin today

Cerberus est un atrium

why doesnt she just run off the track

yes it is frankly. deconstructing me down to my sex and race is very racist and sexist.

she's called Azusa you retarded bydlo

How does this losing weight gimmick work lads?

I'll eat hardly anything in the day and walk home 3 mile for the excersise but the I'll be absolutely knackered and starving and eat a fuck ton.

ah yes, lehman brothers, merill lynch and bear stearns were two commercial banks all along, how could i forget?

not to mention the european countries who didn't even have such an enforced barrier in the first place!

>Nobody even on the right-wing denies deregulation caused the 2008 financial crisis.

good thing i'm not a right-winger then

eat plain food

Actually racism and sexism are prejudice + power and since white men have all the power in the world, it's impossible to be racist or sexist towards them.

Well it's no surprise that you prefer black. But you'll be happy to know that black finish variants are available!

Maybe you think that everything which isn't a block seems childlike to you since you've looked at the 1911 for so long.

What about this one? It has a 1911-esque beavertail and safety.

>le repeal of glass-steagal caused 2008 meme

>but the I'll be absolutely knackered and starving and eat a fuck ton.

Not like that

anyone gotten into boxing as an adult before? im 20 would it be weird to start boxing now? want to get head in the face to gain some perspective and toughen myself up

>You're the pleb here. How the fuck are revolvers more aesthetic than that? They're sweet as fuck but nowhere near as aesthetic. Revolvers are the absolute plebbest of guns in terms of aesthetics. They're everyone's go to answer because they saw Clint Eastwood use them.

How long until he gets in an unfortunate car crash or slips in the shower?