/brit/

no one's made a /brit/ thread edition

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crayon pop

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Kyary

reminds me of my mephedrone binges

pls respond

the world is a vampire

sent to draiieeeaiieeeaiin

Avid merrion

is that nicola sturgeon

rice

vegetarian spring rolls

Whether been a little mental all year, huh?
Bloody global swarming

i will get rice but i will probably get some other things too

shaking my head

Suicide is a real possibility

last 2 digits of this post decide

Would you name your kid Prince Charles?
Charles isn't his middle name
his full first name is Prince Charles

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this

does grass really upset you that much?

Roast duck with mixed vegetables sounds decent for 6.00

good

partial to sweet and sour pork desu

ahahaha they left out 32 the nutters

extremely good post

strawpoll.me/10291587

its a make my decisions for me edition

wow

fuck off murderer

Holy fuck... They skipped 32. Out of all the numbers. It goes right from 31 to 33. 2spooky4me, never eating chinese again.

Cat is now sitting a few feet away from me as I type this lads.

Still wont let me touch it

I don't know

Hmmmm......what gimmick hasn't been done?

Think, think!

I know! What an excellent gimmick!

Doing a poo

Yeah, that'll get a laugh!

>coming back to the UK from holiday
>EU passport queue massive
>international queue is tiny but they made us all go into the EU one
so the one good thing about the EU failed here... voting leave desu

bike went in for a major service lads but apparently it's massively underperforming and the bloke reckons it's the exhaust not letting enough air in or something? Any mechanics here? Said he'll ring me tomorrow after seeing how it runs with the baffle out

fuck off murderer

Quite dark there, how come?

Had a vegan girl and her friend talking behind me at the canteen
Life must be a bit grim if don't eat any chicken or salmon

Why the fuck do pirates act like piracy is some kind of human right and subculture and get all political?

I don't see other criminals banding together and starting subcultures around stealing things.

Tell me a fact about Britain.

Come home, British man.

Ask on /o/, buddy boy

fuck off murderer

also, salmon is disgusting

vote maybe then

reminds me of many a drunken midsummer walk

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Just so you all know I am going for the duck and mixed vegetables that one lad suggested. Thank you very much for all of your participation though.

can you repeat the question?

*opens up /brit/*
ahh good with some entertainment while eating

LAS ISLAS MALVINAS? ARGENTINAS
HONG KONG? CHINO
LAS GIBRALTAR? ESPAÑOLAS
IRLANDA? DE LOS IRLANDESES!

FUERA PIRATAS

god dammit

pretend i got the reference

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alri lads?

no

remember when you benders went apeshit at that car's numberplate and started chucking rocks and shit

hahaha p embarro 4 u m8

Pics la

please

10 seconds is all it takes

Why do people climb these mountains when like every 8th person who goes up it dies
independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/woman-who-died-climbing-everest-wanted-to-prove-vegans-are-not-weak-a7043431.html

>lad near me
>autistic as fuck
>literally wears a full suit every single day
>looks straight out of Boardwalk empire
>trench coat that is 2 sizes too big
>fedora

It was hot as fuck today when he got on the bus and he was absolutely dripping with sweat, the soft cunt.

I think he's got a pocket watch too.

Lying in bed in a strop

fuck off murderer

>>I think he's got a pocket watch too.
true patrician

Says here that humans evolved to consume meat, as evidenced by the shape of our teeth, where our eyes are on our heads, the way our brains evolved, and our ability to digest meat.

It also says that most vegans are unhealthy and vegan diets have even killed children in the past (parents were done for neglect)

Lastly it says that animals that consume meat are more intelligent than those that don't.

Ooga booga
Argy no like number plate
Argy throw rock at car
Ooga booga

Fuck off Niall

can't be bothered to cook dinner so I'm just not going to eat

That number plate was an honest mistake

Those brown Argentina monkeys just wanted an excuse to chimp out

go get a meal deal

is it reviewbrah?

I see you post this a lot, at first I thought it was a gimmick or something, and maybe it is, I'm still undecided. Either way, meat is delicious and I'm top of the food chain.

it's an accomplishment you pleb

He's chatting shit to charge you loads

mcdonalds is 40 minutes from me (and everything else)

i can poo in your mouth if you want?

meant from a supermarket or something

How much do you have in savings lads?

Took it at sunriseish this morning

meat eating is only morally justifiable if you killed the animal yourself, or if you buy kangaroo meat

Back from the gym lads, what did i miss?

nine hundred pounds

you missed the greatest /brit/ thread of all time

I'm a uni student and I shop at Waitrose

Not tempted 2bh

Oh

Yeah but then I might as well just cook

Same build and sort of face, but no, he's more autistic and the shit he wears is just so fucking weird.

At least that guys suits' are 'normal'.

27 quid

Doubt that ngl

nah lol

5400

Gonna tidy my room a bit

3000

explain why the orchestrated killing of sentient beings is morally justifiable

I like this. I like everything about; the reaction image, the greentext, the aftertext and the final little.

10/10 posting, my friend.

Wtf lads, just gave the cat a little stroke on the head which has taken days of effort to build up to.

Now it's brushing up my leg, meowing and following me around the house, all I did was stroke it once.

Think I've got a cat now.

Sorry I don't look at men, I'm not GAY

thinking about busting out some slaughterhouse gifs to trigger all the murderers into vegetarianism

catnapper

What is the likelihood of Chow Mein having peppers in it?

take the tuna out of your pocket

Which beings?