/carib/ - IT'S FUCKING HOT edition

invited: some people
not invited: the rest

Your A/C will melt today.

/balt/

why is /carib/ always doomed to die before its time?

it's sunny here too, means I can go out and play basketball finally

cool

Lithuania is /carib/ btw.

Because for some reason, shit or nonsensical OPs die quickly.

>it's sunny here too
nice. Is it hot outside?

unfortunately sunny doesn't always mean hot, and that's the case today - but it's not raining, so I'll take that any day

what you up to today lad?

Ban Aruba when? She killed the last thread

I see. How sad.

Went grocery shopping today. Nothing else. Won't go outside again, it's so hot.

u killed it.

Nicholas, you keep getting banned. Stop giving the jannies unnecessary work.

Good OP lad

So /carib/, what makes you special (snowflake)?
I'm glad you like it!

im socially retarded :D

That doesn;t make you special. That just makes you a loser :^)

D:

It's ok. You're a special kind of loser!

ill take it

what makes you a snowflake pr m8

I have superpowers irl )))

we all can count to 10. its not a superpower

wow rude.

But I have legit powers.

don't allow americans to make the thread

what can u do then

>t. america

that statement will get you memed.

I can feel

feeling is a curse

I have nogf, might be chronic.

Wew

The special part is I can legit feel what others are feeling, depending on the situation.

I'm sure you will be yesgf soon bro.

my threads don't die prematurely

empathy?

congratz, youre not a sociopath/autist

It's related to that, yes. But in my case it;s special. That condition really makes me feel it.

That's not why you will get memed thou.

why did dancehall artists make all those anti-cunnilingus songs? are they gay or something?

some people believe licking pussy makes you less manly for some reason.

being a NiNi is nothing special

Im not a nini thou.

last time we checked you don't study nor work

Hey that's not fair. There should be a cooldown period after which you will be considered a neet and not just simply ''unemployed''

SL, where are you man? Ever since you got a hobby these threads can't last a day

Sup /Carib/?

I went to class and then went searching for art supplies after

will show weird stuff in a while

Looked so strange

>Sup /Carib/?
Not much. Did you watch Extreme Rules last night?

>Class
>Art
I hope to God you're not becoming an artist
Vagrants where?
Nah I was watching golden state get btfo. It was a good night, saw some boob, watched sports and watched some cartoon cartoons

The art supplies and class are completely unrelated

>she actually lives in Aruba
God damn what a terriblly shitty and irrelevant island
I hope the US nukes it from orbit soon

Why does everything looks closed?

>I hope to God you're not becoming an artist
What's wrong with doing art?

>saw some boob, watched sports and watched some cartoon cartoons
I see. Sounds fun.

She is qt and I don't want her to die you damned savage.

At 4:30-5:00 pm most places here shut down

>she's qt
A horny middle aged paki rejected her advances lad
You literally have lower standards then a horny paki soliciting women for marriage on the Internet

Oh, well carry on then. Btw I just roasted a goat. I feel like Khaal Drogo
There's nothing wrong with being an artist if like being an unemployed bum who contributes nothing to society

>There's nothing wrong with being an artist if you like being an unemployed bum who contributes nothing to society

pic related


>died because he made a foolish decision on impulse
I hope that isn't your future

>artist if like being an unemployed bum who contributes nothing to society
Apart from all those people who do graphic design and stuff

You could orbit so much better...
Literally worst girl I've come across in my life
We met on a bestiality chat group I hope you know. She's far from waifu tier. Maybe even below dumpster tier

You do realize she isn't human right? I can't orbit
and she can't be my waifu.

So I guess you're an artist also why do you hate Aruba ? She's pretty cool
>In SVG
Yeah...I see your point. I guess I jumped the gun there also Drogo was a pimp, so I wouldn't mind going out like him

I'm not an artist by any means
I dislike Aruba because she is a narcissistic asswipe and a jerk
She does come across as ape like I guess

You can be an artist and still make money, either by selling your art, or with another career. You seem to have a weird notion about artists m8.

Is he rich?

He looked like he was some desk clerk. Felt kinda bad for him
Also if he was rich he would have a wife I'm sure

I mean have you seen the posters and album art for the big
fetes and artists lately? They are bloody beautiful.

>ape like
Humans are apes so unless you get specific that isn't an insult
She is actually a highly complex A.I built by New Moot to prevent us
from getting too depressed

How does she stop you from being depressed? She's a complete asshole and has tried to get me to kill myself multiple times

Can you explain how you arrived to this conclusion. I am genuinely interested
I agree it's profitable part time but here I can't see it being a full time job. Maybe it's because all my art friends dropped out of school and one is now a gay boi for pay that I have this jaded view of art
Do they do them full time though? If so well then my assertions about art may be wrong

She's my ex

>She's a complete asshole
And thus you offload all negative feeling you have onto "her"

>and has tried to get me to kill myself multiple times
You hate her and don't want to give her the satisfaction preventing you from going an hero


New moot has thought of it all in his programming skills

>full time though
I have no clue

go to sleep Cuba

Autism
She's a terrible person, end of story.

Ohh.

Is he good looking at least?

Well, it can be a full time job if you're good at it. My sister is studying animation and 3d modelling, but she draws for money and she makes quite a bit.

It's just 9pm mi pibe, why would I sleep?

You are the one that seems a bit buttpained for some reason desu senpai.

This...makes so much sense. Who would've thought....
Well until then I stand by my point

Not really. He just looked like an old man. Decent cock I guess
Yeah...

In Puerto Rico. I'm talking about here. It just doesn't seem like a smart career choice here at the moment
If you got cucked, then that's your fault

She's a robot with no feelings. Also a particularly bitchy individual desu

:^)

Me not knowing, does not mean you are correct though

Look at that Drone guy out SVGCC he seems to be doing well

Sooo she's a woman ? You got to man up and tell her to stfu. Works for every womaniser I have ever known
He doesn't do art though, he's more photography/videography/stupid Facebook skits. I respect him though, that's my boy

She's in the USA thou. But the fact is, the internet exists, and you can make money as an artist using it.

Also in SL's case, He already has a primary career. It's not like doing art will make him poorer.

>He just looked like an old man
According to my nepalese lewd printings, old brown men are the best at sex.

>Decent cock I guess
how do you know this?

He sent me his dick

>photography/videography/stupid Facebook skits
That's art my friend

>art will make him poorer.
I have no job and science doesn't make good money so I might as well do art

A kot somehow snuck into my house and he's just playing with the curtains and laying on the floor like a stupid kot.

Why are you recieving dic pics from an old pakistani man?

>I have no job and science doesn't make good money so I might as well do art
Yeh man. Are you good at doing whatever it is you're doing?

I think that as the Caribbean progresses in technology the market will get larger but now?....chill
It's not gay art. Which is what I was talking about. Painting and shit

Well, I used to commission a lot of art to someone from a country much poorer that svg. The internet makes it possible, but only if you are good and people find out about you.

How is painting gay? You could make a certain case for certain cases of performance at, but painting stuff isn't gay at all.

>tfw out of town in FL for work
>flirting with white Rican qt clerk while paying for my shit
>felt like a very long moment of being cutesy with each other
>almost sperged but nope
>just paid the shit and moved on

Pointless yeah but i had a very good feeling that itd worked out because i felt that click. But shitty due to the fact that i live in all the way in VA. So whatever

I can't explain my irrational hatred of art other than saying that every art teacher I've had, I've hated. So I just call it gay

hello /carib/
how's life?

Ahh, I see. A shame that you never had a qt art teacher that was very nice and cool.

I'm good man, how are you?
I did, but she always said I never expressed myself enough, I didn't hate her she was just really frustrating . She was pretty hot though. SL knows who I mean

most art teachers i've had have been bitches

i'm good too man

Not much mang. Trying to balance my diet and actively trying to implement meat into it after +15 years of not including it except for eating bits in very special occasions, so my stomach is not doing too great.

How about you bro?

That sucks.

Really? Most I had were usually pretty cool people.

i'm pretty good and recently started working out a bit so yeah

Nice, I heard it's been really hot over there, i thought the rain season started for you guys
I couldn't express myself due to my raging boners

well in my life i've had like five and three of those were from an elective in the school i went to, and those three were pretty bitchy
the other two weren't

yeah it's hot and hasn't rained that much where i'm at

Nice. Are you big and strong or in progress?

I need to get on that.

I though raging boners inspired people.

Ahh, I see. Where I went they were mandatory courses in the last 2 years of HS unless you were part of another art class (Band/Music, Video, etc). They were quite nice all of them.

did somebody say brown men?

>rain season
today marks the third year of drought

in progress but i said that wrong t b h i'm not like lifting weights and shit i just use a treadmill every day

I bet you would like this dude.

At least it has not been as bad as last year's.

Ahh, I see. Lean and quick then.

ah yes, Godot (i've never played any ace attorney game tho lmao)

The QT indian one? man he had a fucking melt down one time in class
I mean she was crying and cussing, it was weird

You should desu senpai. There are characters and shipping possibilities to fulfill everyone, including barafags like you.

I know the feeling
Makes it hard to concentrate no pun intended
If you get the rain, will you die?
Why? Was it because of her pent up sexual frustration?

>So /carib/, what makes you special (snowflake)?
I know a lot about history and geography
Work was a cunt
Toppest of the keks.
How do you have this info bruh?

Going to the beach to get my tan on tomorrow /carib/ them hoe's probably won't notice, but it'll make me feel better.

I'm not thirsty, what do you think I am, 15?

fucking lol
I have a Marlon-level tan

Hey man I'm 18 and I'm thirsty. No age limit for that

>her pent up sexual frustration
Dude I don't know, when we were heading to class the guys coming out
told us to be careful. It was going normal then shit hit the fan, we were all
just sitting staring at her like WTF. I truly wish I recorded that shit, it was
scary at the time but now I find it pretty funny.

Finally found this photo, hope this rainy season wouldn't fuck us over

Birthday was great lads. The Chads came by and we all had fun. Got lix in FIFA but I shared more than enough in SFV. Also going to hook up with my ex and potentially her friend. Life's good.

51° here