Hey user, can I borrow your USB?

>hey user, can I borrow your USB?

sure user!

You own a mac, right?

Sorry, I haven't carried one in years. Just upload it to dropbox.

Into the trash it goes.
Having a plug pushed because of retards wanting thinner and thinner ishit.

Can I borrow your login? I don't subscribe to botnets.

That's USB-c, not the Lightning connector.

>You own a mac, right?
Yes, I am indeed a homosexual.

Sure, no problem.

^ Clueless

/thread

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Sure, but don't forget to safely unplug it, asshole.

its literally called dropbox
its where they drop all your data into a huge box, while a bunch of rich businessmen, smoking cigars and laughing maniacally, and then bid on all your personal information. lucky for most Sup Forums users the market for dakimakuras and ramen noodles arent doing too hot right now

Had the same exact idea.

>He doesn't want a reversible USB format that's more durable, and has higher transfer speeds cause muh "applel is evil"

fuck off retard

Sorry user all my usb's are Linux bootable

How is this legal?

>more durable
It's even debatable if it's that much more durable compared to micro USB, plenty of usb C users have had theirs break already

And it's definitely not more durable than USB a which pretty much never breaks.

Why not?

I carry two USB drives without anything personal on them for this reason.

>his EDC USB isn't Kingston

mine only has a copy of my music library for the car

Sure! Just remember to return it ok?

Ok

>not a sandisk

i have one of these on my keychain with i think the ubuntu installer or something, seen much use moving stuff between peoples computers at uni.

wish they still made this model, the newer ones look like shit

>Cruzer Micro
>Dumbshits try to insert it while holding a thumb on the slide lock
>Usb port pushed back in
Happened to literally every single person I've lent it to, just slide it out and jam the drive in stop pressing the lock slider in.

>sure!
>*plugs in*
>16 partitions pop out
>uhm...

Your flash drive is formatted as FAT16?

no problem user here you go
>all my sticks have a batch script that install a keylogger as a win process
>mfw

>owning a usb
kek

What do you use then, floppy disks?

>user I plugged in your USB and now Windows wont load instead it's some weird chinese knockoff windows!

no, I use the internet

Sorry I only carry a flash zip-disquette.

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not sure if bait..

Sure

>has higher transfer speeds
>implying the connector has anything to do with transfer speeds

>putting your data in a botnet

>DA CLOUD™

enjoy your v&

>buying CIA Trojan horses

Sure. Here you go.

Its a meme, it doesnt exist

*disgusted look*

"a usb WHAT?"

That's like a guy visiting a another guy stranded on a desert island and fills his ass with gatorade and asks the malnourished guy to drink gatorade out of his ass, when the malnorished uy says no, he wlll say "what you don't want to get your liquid in a more hydrating and nutritrious format?

Sure thing, bro

Fingerprinted added to the database. Thank you.

Forgot pic

this thread reminded me to buy a usb since i lost my 64gb cruzer with all the episodes of futabu on them.

got 2x32gb usb3 sandisks and a 64gb for $40 total at bb today

>not this

They still sell them where I live.

I have like 5 of those

It's not like abble invented the standard, so I don't know what the fuck you're on about.

i dont get it!!!

It's not...?

But user my USB is encrypted!

>being gay is bad
epic post

>being paranoid
Settle down, cupcake.

>ITS OKAY TO BE GAY xDDDDD
r e d d i t

yes it is. It prevents people from reproducing, which is exactly why evil powers want gays and other gender freaks to control the western civilization. It fits their plans to eliminate the white race.

back to plebbit, faggot

Just skype me the password

No. I have too much gay porn on there.

>MUH USB A
love your computer bro! no need to upgrade!

>he doesn't have a 1GB fat32 and the rest encrypted
shig.

No its the razer blade stealth, but it's got a type c port as well so it will work.

Thanks user!!

>Mfw my motherboard has a USB C connector

pushing USB-C is the only good thing apple ever did. thankfully since a lot of people have a mac, we're going to see an excellent new usb standard adopted much faster. name literally one thing wrong with USB-C without mentioning apple.

>make Mac joke
>use a picture of a USB-C USB-A dual drive

Nice one, retard.

Into the trash.jpg

>sure, here
>"Thanks user!"
>[promptly breaks it by pushing the button way too hard]
This happened to me once, 32 gigs.

Bet you didn't even have backups, idiot.

It was my backup

>umm.

>having to reply
Looks like you're the real cupcake here.

Are you implying that it isn't?

They're not exactly discouraging it among other races though. Besides, the whole LGBT mentality is that it isn't a choice, so it's not like they're going to make any headway in convincing straight people to "become" gay. If that was their goal they'd be encouraging the mentality that they had back in ancient Greek times, that everyone was born bisexual. On the other hand the anti-gay crowd basically seems to think they're entitled to control other people's sexuality, which seems awfully rapey to me. Ideally we should move away from the expectation that EVERYONE has to reproduce even if they're not personally interested in it, that would help with the overpopulation problem and the fact that people are pushed into relationships that they really don't want.

Not an argument.

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Not an argument.

>giving your backups to an untrusted party
You deserve exactly what you got.

>so it's not like they're going to make any headway in convincing straight people to "become" gay.

idiot. if you make it look like it's fun, safe activity that won't get you shunned, more people will be willing to go there.

the greeks in no way thought everyone was bisexual and by all accounts they were far less gay and less tolerant of fags than we are today. you fell for a stupid meme.

homosexuality is a mental illness associated with vast amounts of negative consequences that harm not only the fag itself but others.

we shouldn't necessarily punish homosexuality legally/criminally, but it needs to be suppressed.

being gay IS bad. by any definition of the word.

USB killer, repeatedly delivers huge voltages through the port thus killing the machine it's plugged into

Its a condition that people live with, much like autism, cancer, etc. etc.
Sure we sympathize and seek to help the people that have it, but in no sane world would it be celebrated.

A guy from my school got expelled for the porn on his usb. It was gore shit, like people fucking eye socked. Guy was a muslim as well so he probably got a major beating from his parents.

>don't have one
>just use this to get on the internet

I miss my gore porn collection from high school desu I learned an important lesson about backups.

>idiot. if you make it look like it's fun, safe activity that won't get you shunned, more people will be willing to go there.
Yes, but only those who are naturally inclined to homosexuality in the first place.

>the greeks in no way thought everyone was bisexual and by all accounts they were far less gay and less tolerant of fags than we are today. you fell for a stupid meme.
Nice sources.

>homosexuality is a mental illness associated with vast amounts of negative consequences that harm not only the fag itself but others.
None of the experts consider it a mental illness.

Not if you define bad as "distributed under a non-copyleft license".

Thanks for reminding me to get one in case I run into this situation.

Care to post it?

i took one of those apart and was suprised to find the memory is in the big part not the small part of the card

The Greek stuff was a bit complicated really though. Just read any article on it.

tl;dr older men were supposed to teach young boys/men to become better lovers and men, it wasn't really modern "bisexuality" in the sense that they'd thought of it as a permanent arrangement or form of sexuality. The men-boy relationships were supposed to end when the boy was old enough and got a woman of their own. Continuing on obviously happened, but it was looked down on - and the Greeks really cared about appearances.

Also it was indeed only for men, but that went for many other things anyway.

Otherwise that guy is dumb if he really believes that open gayness is more harmful than the homosexuals hiding their sexuality. How does he explain something like Japan, they aren't exactly breeding like bunnies yet their values are fairly traditional in general.
Birth rate + amount of marriage is more harmed by those conservative values than anything; if a man is expected to provide for the family, the family to get a home, etc, it obviously gets a bit hard when the economy is stale (= young generation doesn't have the same possibilities as the previous gens, hard to provide for the family and get a house if your employment isn't pretty sure)

Did the nigga go to a Vocational school program?

I didn't mean to imply it was the same deal as modern "bisexuality". Just that male homosexuality was to an extent accepted and expected, and the people who engaged in it typically didn't have sex exclusively with males.

Its not bait that is a usb-c connector. Lightning cables don't have holes in them.

2gb fat32
14gb encrypted ext4 partition

Do you label your USB sticks, Sup Forums?

You realize that usb 3 works because it has 5 additional pins in the connector, right?

>all that absolutely SHIT taste

jesus fuck user kys

My phone and desktop PC have USB-C ports but funny enough my 2015 MacBook Pro doesn't

Yooo I have that shit on my keychain
Holding up well for 2 years definitely recommend it

Nobody says USB, they say USB stick

Sure user