/cum/ - Canada, United States, and Mexico

I drew a cat edition

Previous thread: Invited:
>Canada
>United States
>Mexico
Former U.S./Mexican territories, such as:
>Guatemala
>Belize
>Philippines
>Hesse
>Baden-Württemberg
>Bayern
And special guests:
>Israel
>Latvia

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first for brady

First for r8 mein katzche

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WOULD HAVE BEEN FIRST IF I DIDN'T HAVE THE STUPID VANISHING CAPTCHA I"VE BEEN ROBBED

Why are you not a Norwegian supermodel, /cum/?

Very nice kot

>mfw I've done nothing but breed Pokemon for the last 26 hours straight

Because we're Canadian, American, and Mexican.
Not Norwegian

btfo

say that to my face you dummy

i really really like this image

Optimized that for you :)

Whats your OU roster?

Greetings from Sinaloa, everybody

I hope your day goes well

pariente?

>Sinaloa
Are you the one qt?

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO RAIN AND COOL DOWN TODAY

IT DIDN'T DO EITHER WHAT THE FUCK

Guys he held the door

I don't think we are related
I'm qt on my own but I don't think I'm your qt

>tfw mom said she wanted to see my progress pictures for lifting
a-at least she is interested

She wants to bang you lad
Do it

>quints

yuri

literally begging for it buck-o

better give her it

good lad, give her one for us ;)

>off by one
JUST
Good double

Are you this Sinaloa?

Are you literally going around asking people if they wanna see your "progression pictures"?

fucking ugly bitch

I'd sponsor her immigration to Canada and make mixed race children with her.

Really really want a Japanese gf

No, but we live close.

I don't find this woman attractive at all.

how did you do it o mighty wizard

The ones looking like that are a dime in a dozen though.

Are you blind lad?
She's wife material

i will end you all
it came up in a discussion that i made one

*diamond dozen

...

Tinypng.com
Shit taste then
Slanderous lies
Post pics of your mom lad. I think you should bang

there's literally millions of better looking mexican grills

';^j

Yeah but she likes white guys which makes her much more attractive to me because I feel I have a chance

BAYERN MENTIONINGS :DDDDD
>H*ssen invited as well

Wew I'll leave then

you can't be that ugly man

I never made any remark on my attractiveness
Just that she might find me attractive turns me on

She is QT as fuck

Somebody slipped a wedding invitation with my name on it for two people I don't think I know

Should I go?

Is that Yiddish or Pennsylvania "Dutch" or something cause it ain't German fäm.

youtu.be/rTfa-9aCTYg

walnuss

Friendly reminder 2 yrs ago today Elliot took one for the team

>grammar Nazi
Literally

youtube.com/watch?v=kmrBkmdCQQw

>German """"""""""""""""culture"""""""""""""""""

he died a hero

rest in piece sweet prince

...

Who is the most overlooked but enduring hero of your country?
Pic related

Lol cum

>phillies

Reminder that bananas are the GOAT fruit

youtube is filled with girls just talking about shit nobody should care about

this is disgusting

Your first mistake was installing the internet

if y'all wanna tell me this shit ain't dope then y'all can kiss my ass!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=tWAZpkN9cWI

German youtube is: turkish soaps, minecraft let's plays, le floid an unfunny leftist guy who's almost 30 but pretends to be 16 and "pranks".
youtube is cancer if you don't know what you want to look for.

Americans women are so stupid and ugly.

The only thing I can see myself doing with her is sucking on her nips, but only if I es really really horny.

Almost everything you produce is garbage, you retarded, slut enabling Americans

You can never amount to the status that Canada has achieved.

you people who outnumber Canadians here have all the chances to make this place better, but instead you post stupid retarded shit like this

In fact, Canadian EVERYTHING is better.

We have better books, clothes, holidays, food, women (who don't want you), healthcare, and an overall sense of happiness here.

As opposed to AMERICA, Where over there you people are fat, miserable, shoot at each other all day, have a huge gap in income inequality, hate minorities and women, and have the highest stats in the world for crime

You fat fucks truly deserve Trump

What's funny is, is despite all of that, you Amerifats love to say that "Canada is an irrelevant nation", but the truth is is that you are fat asses who are jealous of everything we are.

Fuck you America.

You fat cunts.

You stupid pigs.

You unbelievable mongrels.

You are a nation in decline.

Your women are sluts, and your mothers are fat pigs.

When my country finally destroys yours in the coming conflicts, the rest of the world will truly be able to see how great and amazing Canada is, not only for slaughtering you like the pigs you are, but also for saving the world from your degeneracy.

I hope one day you all get cleansed in atomic fires

>lexi belle lost weight
fuck she was the hottest ever when she was soft and chubby

could literally fuck such a women for the rest of my days and never get bored

@59801322(You)

she was never hot to begin with

>swede
>fuck anything

you mean watch her get fucked?

Had a good fap about a half hour ago fám

She's absolutely cute and I would definitely breed with her.

teach me english, /cum/

*closes thtead*

also I bought total war guys

hoping you didnt mislead me here, it was 48 uncle sams

no memes pls

not closed
teach me english

There are no grammar rules.
Go wild.

"do not close it"

youtu.be/CJRC9ErlgP8

5 more hours buds

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>looking inside spoiler
>there's fucking nothing

Ideie: So ðæt ælfolc ne kan us æcnawan, we scolden oþgeondmengaþ
hie in /brit/ ænd in /cum/ mit Midel Ænglisch writen.
Riȝte ne ðei kann our hefeld abreiðen.

tricked ya

Not sure what you are trying to do here. But it sums up the state of this general and this board.

hey fags come chat
livebunker.rocks/chat/int#General
(no mexicans allowed)

wow...goosebumps...

am i invited :(?

Kill yourself, faggot

You invite yourself everywhere else, sure, why not?

Guys I'm a Canadian living in Germany this summer. It is impossible to get tap water at any restaurant. Fast food, diners, etc., it doesn't matter. They won't give you tap water.

that's not very tolerant of you, Hans-Fritz.

Incredible!

Are we besties now?

Do you get bubbly water in bottles

we must translate English sentences like this every day in school
do you guys regard this as difficult?

>He took a holiday,if a visit to a town as nearly like his own as one pea is to another can be called by such a pleasant name.

then order stilles wasser you cheapass

Thats not even correct m8

They mostly have mineral water but last time I asked for tap water they gave me this small fancy bottle that cost 2 euros.

...

Water should be free.

really?
what part of the sentence is not correct?