Typical day

Describe your typical day. What do you do, how do you spend your time, what do you work on, etc.

When I'm not in school I'm usually on the computer, occasionally I'll go out to eat, see a movie, smoke weed or just generally hang out with friends.

The money for all that comes from?

I work as a level 2 support desk monkey. Get up at 7, leave for work at 8 and get home around 6pm. Do all the usual shit like cook dinner or cleanup then study (MCSA, only on my first exam 70-740 atm), tool around with my lab vms then shitpost on 4chins and go to bed

11:00: wake up, dress, eat something, go to work
12:00: arrive to work, check emails, talk with coworkers about what's brewing
16:00: eat lunch, quick fap at the restroom
20:00: leave work, arrive home, eat something
21:00: drive Uber for some extra bucks
24:00: arrive home, work in personal projects, watch a movie, work from home
4:00: bed time

12 hours a day as an assistant in Walmart.
Lunch is an hour and a half long, in which I go to the burger king across the street because I literally am not a allowed to use the lounge.
Sup Forums's blocked there, so I vpn it.
Come home dead dog tired, breed the wife, browse Sup Forums a bit more while we cuddle.
Sleep, wake up, do it all over again.

I honestly can't tell if I'm content or not.

>quick fap at the restroom
>at work

how many days a week?

4 on, 3 off in a normal rotation.
5 on, 2 off when events roll around.

Occasionally I'll have to come in for a few hours on an off day.

3:00: wake up, already dressed, eat something
3:30-10:00: work on my novel © with shitposting and other types of procrastination in between
10:30-11:00: time for a shower and fap
11:00-20:00: more novel-ing and procrastination
20:30: realize that I forgot to eat
21:00: trying to sleep while my stomach reminds me of my bad decisions
21:30: still awake, resolve to do it better next day, eventually fall asleep

Pretty much my last two months. I love it but soon I have to come up with some shit to keep the neetbucks flowin'

>all these subhumans on Sup Forums not working remotely from their homes like normal Sup Forumsentoomen programmers/sysadmins do
you're disgusting. I bet that's because you were all bad in school.

I've heard working at wal-mart isn't actually that bad. and 48 hours is pretty good, hard to get overtime at a lot of places these days. How's the pay?

6:30 Wake up, piss, wank, shit, shower, shave & brush
7:30 Eat breakfast
7:45 Go to work
4:45 Finish work
5:00 Do some chores
5:30 Fuck around
6:00 Cook dinner/eat dinner
7:00 Personal projects/fuck around/wank/internet
10:00 Bed

>Wake up, skip hygiene, eat tendies, wake pc up
>Visit exhentai, e612, Sup Forums and reddit
>Fap to loli porn and furry porn
>shitpost on Sup Forums about Arch and AMD hardware while watching LinusTechTips
>Rice my Arch desktop a little bit then watch anime
>Feel depressed then go to sleep
>repeat

Yeah. It keeps your mind sharp.

and keeps you in the permavirgin state.

I make 48k a year, with a yearly bonus based on sales that varies. Last year was $2500.
The normal pay for the regular associates range from $10-$15.
And GM's make 100k+ The one I work for has done it for 20+ years and is a literal millionaire.

Though I hesitate to say it isn't so bad, as I sometimes would trade anything, and I mean anything at all, to not work there.
Other days it's completely bearable.

You have to have a high tolerance for bullshit and openness to see the good more than the bad.

can you please stop posting pictures of yourself?
You're gross, and you make me want to puke.

Take me with you.

I make shit pay like 14k a year at as a kitchen clerk at a grocery store. 12/hr is good for entry level zero skills though. What keeps me going through the bullshit is knowing that I did everything i could. the management is good and doesn't blame us when shit goes down because they know we did our best. Still, glad you can make a living doing what you're doing.

Wake up at 7:30, shower, get to computer, wife goes to work. Log into company terminal server, turn on the VoIP phone, manage server environment.

And by "Manage environment", I mean play video games with the laptop open on the coffee table making sure none of my alerts go off.

Lunchtime, shut off phone, disconnect, go outside to the pool and catch some rays, or go do errands.

Second half of work, same as first half.

Day ends, we hit the gym, then do whatever we feel like the rest of the night. She goes off to bed, I stay up and manage my homelab and shitpost.

Looking for a new job soon because I'm massively underpaid. Make about 75k now, I've scripted damn near everything and didn't tell anyone so I'm basically only there in case shit REALLY hits the fan. I'd stay but I have like 0 say in how we build the server environment so we do pants-on-head retarded shit like run the ENTIRE COMPANY AD INFRASTRUCTURE off a single, physical, WinServ 2008 machine with years of bullshit ran up by idiots RDP'ing to it and installing shit like SpaceSniffer and AngryIP and CHROME and FUCKING TEAMVIEWER FOR FUCKS SAKE.

So the entire company runs like bandaids and duct tape, and given our complexity, shit goes down fairly frequently and the company doesn't want to hear about how containers could help make the network more robust, and maybe let us utilize Powershell remoting to allow for WinServCore VM installs and how we could utilize Puppet to control all of these things.

Because the way they see it, that means they have to spend more to hire more experienced people, and that could end up tripling the IT budget. (Currently we're hiring Geek Squad-tier idiots who think they're hot shit because they know what the best consumer video card is and they can install Tomato at home). They're against hiring people who actually know their stuff, because they're expensive and they tend to be better negotiators. Company doesn't want that, so I'm stuck leading these lambs to the slaughter.

go to work
come home
Sup Forums
sleep
repeat

How about they fire you and hire 2 students for same part-time job as you and your dumb monkeys do? +Free cash for server upgrades.

wake up
fap
order food
Sup Forums
eat
Sup Forums
4chan
order food
Sup Forums
eat
Sup Forums
maybe play a game for 30 mins
Sup Forums
go to bed
fap
sleep

you must live at home

Also
>wake up
>coffee
>check twitter, bitcointalk
>work
>eat breakfast
>work
>eat lunch
>work
>work out/gym
>supper
>prep work for next day
>read
>sleep

>rinse
>repeat

Weekends look different and sometimes I need to do things in the morning like washing etc.

4:30 wake up, morning hygiene, go to work
6:00 work
11:00 launch
14:00 leave work
15:00 arrive at room, do daily shitposting, cook something for dinner
18.00 finally eat
20.00 bar with flatmates & co.
23.00 cca - bedtime

in reality, 14.00 till night im totally bored, things I used to do are not fulfilling me anymore.. decided to go to uni, we will see if it changes from next year anything

hey, 40 min bike to work, 40 back, keeps me healthy.. still work from home on most mondays because hangover

>get up at 5
>shower, dressing, packing things for the day
>wake up kids (wife is already up, too)
>breakfest
>get the kids to the kindergarten
>go to work
>do work
>back home around 4pm
>wife and kids already at home
>playground, supper
>put kids to bed
>fuck my wife
>netflix and shitposting till 1am
>sleep
>repeat

0900 - 1130 waking up
1131 - 1140 order food
1141 - 1400 freetime
1405 - ~2100 workingtime(prep time, service)
2101 - 0200 freetime
0200 - 0900 sleeping
im a chef

Living the dream

07:00: alarms start going off, start yelling at phone, fall asleep.
07:50: panic mode, run into shower
08:15: removing snow from my car
08:30: at work, get coffee and vape while checking interwebs news
08:45: start checking why the boss still havent arrived at work, do some git pull to see what fucked up after yesterday
09:20: we have breakfast at work, starts at 09:00, but im always late
09:40: done eating very sad slices of bread, start working on progging/it support
11:00-17:00: 200 coffee breaks
17:00: drive home and make food
18:00: watch movie then play fallout 4
23:00: fucked up from playing too much fallout, go to bed.

08:00 wake up, wash, take meds, coffee, check servers, check news, fuck around on internet
10:00 check post, do dishes, put on a washing, clean house
12:00 fuck around on internet, do any artwork/programming/whatever I feel like
17:00 Make Dinner
18:00 fuck around on internet, do any artwork/programming/whatever I feel like
02:00 Sleep

6:25 - warning alarm goes off, I silence this one instantly.
6:30 - real alarm comes on, I'll snooze this shit until like 7 generally.
7:00 - get up, shower, get dressed etc.
7:30 - drive to work
8:00 - arrive at work, check work emails, voicemails etc.
10:00 - drive to a local shop to grab some lunch before all the good stuff is taken
12:00 - eat lunch, then shitpost etc
4:00 - leave work
4:30 - get back home, cuddle/fuck gf
5:15 - get high
5:30 - either go see friends or play videogames at home
10:00 - head to bed, fuck again, netflix to sleep.

love my life 2bh pham

I'm studying IT security with the intention to go into a sysadmin kind of role. I also work random construction and factory jobs when people I know need it. Keeps me pretty busy, i used to drink a lot and smoke weed every day but I don't have time for it anymore.
Also I have a long distance girlfriend from India and I live in an industrial warehouse

His mom

>married
>still works at Walmart
Jesus fuck what has America come to

>implying that's a bad thing
enjoy no mana

>I live in an industrial warehouse
what?

615 wake, triage email from bed
645 shower and get good
715 meander downstairs and work/take calls/meetings
1700 day should be over, might still have a late call with West coast but work is sporadic so I'm running personal errands all day anyway
2000 go to bed to do it all again

Just got out of rehab a month and a half ago and I've been a NEET at my parents' house ever since.
>3pm
wake up
hop on the computer
programming
maybe watch an episode or two of a show or play a game for an hour
>8pm
eat dinner
go back to computer and continue programming
>4am
stop programming
browse Sup Forums or just generally fuck around on the computer, maybe try to learn more shit about computer technology.
watch another episode or two of a show or play a game for an hour
>7am
go to bed and watch a show until i fall asleep

been watchin' a lot of Mr Robot lately. its bretty gud

>when a Sup Forumsentooman makes it

Wake up
Turn on monitor
Watch anime, play VN, Sup Forums, browse web, play games
Eat something
Brush teeth
Maybe release my waste products
Sleep

8:30 : wake up
8:45/8:50 : start trip to work
9:00: arrive to work
12:30: food time
14:00: back to work
18:30 start trip to home
18:45: arrive home, boot up gaym
22:00: shut down gaym, start cleaning self
23:30: cleanings completed, take tranny pills and engage sleeping.

>wake up
>realize that new GPUs and CPUs were probably released while I was asleep
>check benchmark sites and make 20 threads about the latest GPU and CPU on Sup Forumsee
>fall asleep
>GOTO 1

Wake up
Sit in front of the computer for 16 hours watching anime and browsing the internet
Go to sleep

Lately I've been trying to get into GNU/Linux since I don't really need any Windows-specific programs and the ones I would want to use will run in a VM or I can just disconnect my ethernet and boot into Windows 7 only when I want to, instead of being on it near 24/7 with an internet connection. Planning on installing Arch later to hopefully learn some more and make sure it's set up specifically for my system in terms of drivers, etc.

Sounds cozy

7:00 to 10:00: wake up, go to uni
13:00 to 17:00: arrive at home, open Sup Forums, eat something if I haven't already
2:00 to 4:00: Go to sleep

Go to class
Play Warframe
Bed

7-8 wake up
9 shower and get dressed, possibly eat if hungry and not lazy
9:30 go to work
10: at work
11/12-12/1: lunch
5: go home
6-11/12: do some chores, waste time on the internet, maybe program if feeling up to it
11/12: sleep

12-13:00 -- wake up
13:00-19:00 -- usually university time (but sometimes i don't go)
other time -- sit in front of Sup Forums and other shitty websites and think that you should start to study and work
3-4:00 -- bed time
rate me

typical Sup Forumsman's life is like vaporwave

>wake up
>NEET it up
>sleep
>repeat next day

are you me??

Do you play with an Excal prime?

Livin/g/ the dream/10

6-7 wake up, shower, breakfast, out the door
7-8 drive to work, continue waking up until 9
9-1:30 program/in-office help desk/meetings/put out some fucked up fire because of incompetents/Sup Forums
1:30-2 lunch
2-4:30 program/in-office help desk/meetings/Sup Forums

If I have night classes:
4:15-9 take night classes, drive home
9-11:30 dinner/[internet, gaymes, anime]/bed

If classes aren't in session:
4:30-~7 drive from work to gym
7-11:30 dinner/[internet, gaymes, anime, programming/programming book]/bed

Do you actually have a lot of stress from your job or nah? I'd kill for that pay/setup; if you think you're underpaid just for IT, you should see my salary in comparison to what I have to do.

You're a faggot

8 - 9 wake up, shower, breakfast, smoke a cigarette and check stuff on the internet
9 - 10 get a bus, go to work
10 - 18 Work (websites, apps and such), also I usually have luch while working
18 - 20:45 Get home, shower, eat, go out again
21 - 22:30 Kyokushin karate training (monday, wednesday and friday)
23 - 23:30 - Home again, dinner, shower, put on my pajamas
23:30 - 01:00 - Internet, games
01:00 - 08:00 - Sleep

wake up
reinstall windows
play some old game
sleep a bit more
uninstall said game
sleep
repeat

12:30 wake Fap
12:45 Coffee
13:00 Poop
13:00-13:30 Emails and such
13:45 Run
14:00 Eat and Shitpost
14:45 Calisthenics and then Shower
15:00 Calculus Study
16:00-17:00 Work, Cook at Applebees
19:45 Free Meal
00:45 home Shower
01:00 Think
01:45 Any chores
02:30 Shitpost/Anime and Eat
04:00 Sleep

8:00 wake up, shower
9:00 go to work
9:05 coffee break, internets
12:00 lunch
13:00 coffee break, internets
15:00 actual work
17:30 go home
17:35 at home, internets
22:00 bed time

08:30 wake up, hygiene
- 9:30 coffee with girl
9:30 - 11:00 she leaves to work, more coffee alone, news, feeding cat, checking mails etc.
11:00 - 17:00 work + shitposting
17:00 - 19:00 cooking or something else that needs to be done like washing or going to groceries
19:00 - 22:30 gf comes home, various activities with her, she falls asleep around 22:30
22:30 - 03:00 more shitposting gayms or work

That's my regular day when I don't have to go to school or some meeting. Around 70% of my days.

>06:30 - Alarm goes off.
>06:45 - Get out of bed, shower, etc.
>07:15 - Gather all days necessities, cook breakfast.
>07:45 - Read, do household tasks, fuck around on the computer, etc.
>09:45 - Leave for work.
>10:00 - Arrive at work, make a cup of tea / coffee.
>10:05 - Authenticate, check emails, check task lists.
>10:30 - Grind begins. Depending on standing tasks / motivation either work or pretend to work.
>13:30 - Short break to grab or reheat food, back to desk to eat.
>14:00 - Continue working or pretending to work, growing cynicism and irritability.
>16:00 - Cynicism at maximum, motivation at minimum. In the absence of critical tasks, pretend to work.
>18:00 - Irritability at maximum, cynicism at maximum, existential crisis at maximum. Leave work.
>18:30 - Get home, change out of work clothes, take out the trash, etc.
>19:00 - If not bickering with the wife, start attempting to de-stress.
>19:30 - A glass of beer, wine, or tea. Maybe a little marijuana. Start cooking dinner.
>19:45 - Eat and retreat to the den. Vidya, interwebs, read, etc.
>22:45 - Pre-bed personal hygiene.
>23:00 - Go to bed.

Repeat. Such is the life of a suburban white collar wage slave, Monday through Friday.