Why does Microsoft let this guy on stage? He looks so fucked up, like he's gonna die

Why does Microsoft let this guy on stage? He looks so fucked up, like he's gonna die.

Everyone dies.

He kind of looks like the older white guy version of Masahiro Sakurai

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>he started as a program manager at MS during their OS/2 project
>now he manages Windows 10
so his job is to kill off operating systems at MS isn't it?

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Microsoft's version of a trendy hipster

because his neck is long.
people with longer necks work best with cameras and demonstrations as they look pseudo-confident.

Nah. 95, XP, WP7, and Windows 10 were his babies. WP7 was shafted. It was so easy to use that it was ridiculous. He's low key one of the best UI/UX designers ever.
MS had all of their executives get makeovers from fashion consultants.

Post yfw you realize the Japanese guy is older than the Italian guy

Joe's back baby!

We all die each day nigger!

Oh goody. Terry Myerson's butt-buddy, one of the geniuses that ran Windows Phone into the ground is back @ MS. Maybe he'll do the same for Windows desktop as well. LOL

>MS had all of their executives get makeovers from fashion consultants.
For what purpose?

>MS had all of their executives get makeovers from fashion consultants.
This would.... honestly not surprise me at all

>tfw its true

He's the saviour. Please Belfiore, make Windows great again.

Balmer was shat on but he was infinitely more charismatic than that thing on OP :/

Why does everyone in Microsoft such a punchable face? That's the thing I wonder.

More like Sylvester Stallone's retarded brother tbqh.

I don't see why considering Apple execs look like a bunch of dads, and they pull it off just fine

inb4 >implying

I miss Balmer
Fat sweaty loud man was the best