Why are you not preordering the GPD pocket?

Why are you not preordering the GPD pocket?

>7" inch laptop
>intel atom z8750 quad core
>8gb ram
>128gb emmc
>12 hour battery life

Their indiegogo campaign raised $2.7 million

indiegogo.com/projects/gpd-pocket-7-0-umpc-laptop-ubuntu-or-win-10-os-laptop--2#/

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i have a phone and i have a laptop. this would serve no purpose that my phone and laptop can't serve

>12 hour battery life

yeah, i highly doubt that

My tablet has the same specs almost(4gb ram instead of 8gb) and the battery is drained in 3 hours

>preordering
>indiegogo

Oh look another garbage gimmick that will cost way too damn much, get delayed for years and when it finally comes out it will be the most underwhelming device ever

Nothing good has ever come out of Indiegogo, your little pet project isn't going to be the first.

I know it's going to be a piece of shit. That processor is garbage, the single performance is comparable to that of a 2006 Amd athlon

Im just waiting for June to come so all of those who preordered it to be dissapointed with the quality and performance of it

they fucked up the the clit mouse location go fuck yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=oki1nSoLP6s

>check out the position of the W key
>check out the position of the curly braces

Are they seriously demo-ing the performance of the "laptop" by running CS 1.6 ? The game from 16 years ago?

Its garbage
The atom line of processors even the new ones are just not that good.
A great mobility device isn't one that forces users to trade off battery life to productivity but one that has great battery life and enough grunt to get the job done.

>12 hours battery

If it lasts more than 4 hours ill chop my right nut off

It can probably hit 12 with min. brightness, wifi off and idling on the desktop.

It won't. Similarly spec'd tablets get around 4-5 hours tops. So they are downright lying on their indiegogo page

After people receive their devices and they see the battery is shit, the chinks will say something like "Oh, we meant 12 hours depending on usage..."

>performance of a phone
>screen size of a small tablet making it useless for everything sans watching YT videos
>keyboard too small to make typing comfy for anything longer than a tweet
>it's not even cheap for what it offers

welcome to 2005

kek

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It probably shits itself at 1080p youtube video

>4*4

HOLY KEK

those chinks are autistic as fuck

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>Linux engineer
windows 10 button

>very suitable for a woman's delicate fingers

The chink who designed this was the creepy fat one in highschool

Also, are they bragging about using a keyboard that won an award 8 years ago?

While I love unusual technology explain to me what exactly the use of an UMPC is? It's too big to be pocketable unless you wear cargo pants or a jacket with big pockets. What kind of work are you going to get done on such a small screen? For media you have tablets and smartphones. There are 11-12" laptops for when you need maximum portability.

AUTISTIC CHINKS

doesnt get much worse than that

It's already a flop because it's using outdated SoC

anandtech.com/show/11229/ecs-liva-z-duallan-apollo-lake-ucff-pc-review/2

anandtech.com/show/11229/ecs-liva-z-duallan-apollo-lake-ucff-pc-review/3

Apollo Lake destroys Braswell/Cherry Trail in CPU performance & GPU performance

I already have my netbook that uses a real HDD.

also
>$600
>no LTE\4G

I'm dying

KEK

Well, i dont even feel bad for people who bought this shit. If you fall for this, you deserve it

kek
macfags salty that this is better than shitbook air

>woman's delicate fingers
Have they ever seen an average Western woman?

xD

>mfw reading that thing.

ecks dee indeed

Funny thing is, more than 6000 people already preordered it, raising $2.7 million

If you read closely, they say performance is better than Surface 3, not Surface Pro 3.

The chinks know exactly what they are doing

What's the point? Unless you're 4 foot tall just carry a little 11 or 13 inch notebook.

The chinks called the Macbook Air bulky... it must be true

check my e-peen senpai

I'd rather just get a Surface

But really, this is Sup Forums
Who the fuck needs to be that portable, much less even goes outside.

Also, enjoy your squinty chink eyes after two months and your 5.0+ prescription glasses after a year.

It is when compared to the 12" Macbook, or this chink piece of shit.

10/10 setup user

You dropped your start button

I can't see a woman using a non apple laptop in public, let alone one of these little autism machines.

mirrin brah

Why can't the keyboard area be as thin as a Macbook's anyway

Imagine the following situation

>your gf says she wants a laptop
>you buy one of those chink machines for your gf
>she goes to starbucks
>pulls out the 7" autism machine
>girls all around look at the girl awkwardly typing on what looks to be a phone
>your gf struggles to type on the cranked keyboard with keys placed in the wrong places
>she manages to talk with the girlfriends
>before finishing her coffee the battery runs out

>2017

>not chatting with the girlfriends on an overpriced Atom tablet

More like
>buy gf a Chink machine
>gf tells you that you're an arsehole and doesn't touch it once.

$600 for this chinkshit or $800 for a brand new Surface Pro 4

Hmm

With import taxes and shipping fees, more likely to pay around $700-750

using Intel GMA 500 (aka. 2007-tier PowerVR smartphone iGPU) with Windows is like asking for cancer

I'll just stick to my "bulky" Surface Pro 4 with i7, 16gb of RAM and 256GB SSD

And you can always replace ssd with 1TB/2TB one.

already have a thinkpad

but.. its the original japanese version, that makes it better right?

>Funny thing is, more than 6000 people already preordered it, raising $2.7 million
Funny thing is, by the time they deliver 6000 devices your smartwatch will be 4k-output capable

People will pre-order ANYTHING. I am baffled by what kind of things get funded on kickstarter and co. Are there really so many people out there with too much money?

>not having a retina iWatch with 1024*1609 screen

What a piece of shit

This would actually be pretty cool if they used a m.2 ssd instead of using using high capacity shit tier emmc.

I have a GPD Win for gaming and a laptop for everything else on the go.
Why should I care for the Pocket?

>gaming

Playing emulated games that even your phone could emulate is not gaming

Japan really fucked them over didn't they?

Jesus...

> 1920×1200 resolution
> Ubuntu
> 12 hour battery life

Yeah fucking right

Price isn't really a factor in this niche, I agree it's overpriced but I recently bought a Vaio P for 500€, people won't stop buying it because the price.

>playing games is not gaming

>even your phone could emulate
Just because I like to pay extra for something compact instead of carrying around a phone and controller for the same purpose?

stay buttmad while I go play some mass effect 2 on the toilet kek

If you are playing games on the toilet it will be you who will be buttmad.

more like
>buy gf a chink machine
>realize you have no gf
>doc comes with the meds
>there, there, all better now user.

>Tfw no doctor

If I play a boardgame thats gaming. If I play pen & paper with my friends thats gaming. If I play old console titles from the 8 and 16 bit era thats also gaming. If I emulate old videogames thats also gaming. If I play a mobile game thats also gaming. You are just a manchild who hasn't acomplished anything in his life and needs to suck selfworth out of a false sense of superiority becaues he pays people to build computerparts for him which he uses to run code written by people smarter than him. Thats just sad.

I-I can be your doctor, senpai

They mean standby hours.

so much damage control

This is actually worse than those POS palmtops.

At least they TRIED to have a proper keyboard.

'Macbook' could mean any Macbook from ages ago

????????? WHY ????????????

>7" craptop
>good feature
???

I can make a nice one running off of a raspberry pi with 128gb memory and a touch screen - this thing is retarded and useless.

Because im not a manlet.

You have to be a mouse - or maybe a cat - to see the screen. No.

If it vibrates, I could stick it up my ass.

do you think I should buy one for my cat? He could use it for youtube and shitposting.

I wonder what cats would shitpost about...(This whole thread turned in a shitpost)

>tfw to intelligent too spell 'Ubuntu'

I like to think that my cat would mostly post about take out and food delivery.

Holy shit! A fully functional keyboard!

Is that running Debbie-Ann Lennoxx?

>400x300@99C
buttmad2themax

mine would shitpost about napping and eating.

they seem to have pretty consistent interests. I wonder if they would write about us.
>my human stares into this weird light-box for hours on end, I don't get it. And he goes apeshit when I lay on the clicky-thing. Must be the inferior monkey-genes.

The Gramavox vertical turntable

>Did what it promised
>Did it on schedule
>No delivery issues
>Successful enough they're still in business

> 12 hours standby life
u wot m9
That can't be right
My Thinkpad used to last 2 weeks on standby (it only has ~70% capacity now after 5 years)

>tfw your keyboard isnt fully functional

>aramki

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The autism is palpable

now THIS is damage control

>autim