>sold my android
>bought iphone
>within the first day a girl smiled at me
>within the first week a girl went on a date with me
>within the first month a girl succ me
really guys android is holding you back
>sold my android
>bought iphone
>within the first day a girl smiled at me
>within the first week a girl went on a date with me
>within the first month a girl succ me
really guys android is holding you back
>if you buy [PRODUCT], you will get laid!
Totally not marketing, guys.
nice iphone manlet
bet you're 5'2 and complain about phones bigger than 5in
My gf bought me an android phone and she uses an iPhone
Feels good having a sugar momma
don't forget to install grinder now that you got out of the closet
my gf didn't buy me shit because I don't accept gifts from women
that's not their job, it's a mans job to buy a woman a gift
Obligatory to showcase what REALLY happened to OP:
That's cool but I'm shit posting on the toilet while my gf is at work so I'm cool
>falling for 3D meme
you fucking pussy
you let your girlfriend work while you sit at home, what is wrong with you? is your girlfriend a man?
you might as well dye your hair pink and get a nose ring
So my andriod keeps the bitches away?
Nice
Is the pay really that bad?
Why are you so mad lol let him live the life
No thanks, I'll keep my part time job and you can keep your ancient gender roles
>ubiquitous consumer electronics device got me female attention
Maybe you're a 3rd worlder and some chick saw you having an iPhone as a sign you can afford food. This board SERIOUSLY needs flags so I can spot the pajeets/juans/changs and ignore their posts.
>tfw 6'1''
>tfw short fingers
5-5.5 is perfect to me
Its this kind of cuck mentality thats put western society in the shape its in now.
WHY ARE YOU NOT OUTRAGED
MEN SLOWLY BUT SURELY WILL HAVE NO NEED TO EXIST, THEY WILL ONLY EXIST FOR THEIR SEMEN BUT IN SOON SEMEN WILL BE SYNTHETICALLY CREATED
>ancient gender roles
seriously dude? you might as well chop your balls off and start fingering yourself hard enough that you open up a vagina for yourself
no, you've got it all wrong
it's letting women fulfill the roles of men that is ruining western society
Because I don't slave away at a 9 to 5? Nah keep your feigned outraged and I'll keep my comfy life.
Mine is in the mail
>iphone
lmao poorfag
but the truth remains that there are gold diggers out there that will fall for your status symbols.
this
There is no correlation between iphone and succ. The only reason you got succ was because you don't work in any computing fields.
If you do, then I'm stumped. Nothing like that has ever happened before.
it's called grindr, faggot