Sold my android

>sold my android
>bought iphone
>within the first day a girl smiled at me
>within the first week a girl went on a date with me
>within the first month a girl succ me

really guys android is holding you back

>if you buy [PRODUCT], you will get laid!
Totally not marketing, guys.

nice iphone manlet

bet you're 5'2 and complain about phones bigger than 5in

My gf bought me an android phone and she uses an iPhone

Feels good having a sugar momma

don't forget to install grinder now that you got out of the closet

my gf didn't buy me shit because I don't accept gifts from women

that's not their job, it's a mans job to buy a woman a gift

Obligatory to showcase what REALLY happened to OP:

That's cool but I'm shit posting on the toilet while my gf is at work so I'm cool

>falling for 3D meme

you fucking pussy

you let your girlfriend work while you sit at home, what is wrong with you? is your girlfriend a man?

you might as well dye your hair pink and get a nose ring

So my andriod keeps the bitches away?

Nice

Is the pay really that bad?

Why are you so mad lol let him live the life

No thanks, I'll keep my part time job and you can keep your ancient gender roles

>ubiquitous consumer electronics device got me female attention

Maybe you're a 3rd worlder and some chick saw you having an iPhone as a sign you can afford food. This board SERIOUSLY needs flags so I can spot the pajeets/juans/changs and ignore their posts.

>tfw 6'1''
>tfw short fingers
5-5.5 is perfect to me

Its this kind of cuck mentality thats put western society in the shape its in now.

WHY ARE YOU NOT OUTRAGED

MEN SLOWLY BUT SURELY WILL HAVE NO NEED TO EXIST, THEY WILL ONLY EXIST FOR THEIR SEMEN BUT IN SOON SEMEN WILL BE SYNTHETICALLY CREATED

>ancient gender roles

seriously dude? you might as well chop your balls off and start fingering yourself hard enough that you open up a vagina for yourself

no, you've got it all wrong

it's letting women fulfill the roles of men that is ruining western society

Because I don't slave away at a 9 to 5? Nah keep your feigned outraged and I'll keep my comfy life.

Mine is in the mail

>iphone
lmao poorfag

but the truth remains that there are gold diggers out there that will fall for your status symbols.

this

There is no correlation between iphone and succ. The only reason you got succ was because you don't work in any computing fields.

If you do, then I'm stumped. Nothing like that has ever happened before.

it's called grindr, faggot