Any alternatives to computers?

Any alternatives to computers?

Instead of a search engine, use the library or ask around town.
Instead of youtube go to the cinema.
Instead of memes, look at the clouds and laugh, I guess.
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Plenty of alternatives.

Instead of memes, use drugs like a normal person.

Why not both for a multiplication effect.

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Shemale prostitutes keep me busy but it works out a bit much.

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Maybe a Mac?

Books, pussy and TV. Unless you count the TV as computer-like. You're better off without TV anyway.

>Instead of memes, look at the clouds and laugh, I guess.
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Get yourself a MacBook, iPhone, and maybe an iPad. That's all you need. With these devices you will stop wasting time and look for other more healthy hobbies

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Personal computers are pretty much obsolete. You can do everything on your phone outside of professional art and CAD software which you probably will never need.

They use too much spice
But how does one write documentations, contracts, software, use browser scripts, scraps valuable information for algotraiding, hords porn and music and pirates cartoons on a phone?
I don't want to be a snowflake, teach me the right way! Also how can one trust any mobile OS, it's just a hassle to find/maintain a securish custom rom.

But tech is fun. Building a PC and using a Thinkpad and ricing Android phones is fun. I'd much rather do that instead of conform by using stupid normie tech like shitty Apple products. Why not be tech litterate and use superior hardware, but also be fit and go outside and have a life too? For fuck sakes find the balance in your lives people

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i've been using both since about 2005 (when i first embarked upon this mystical meme journey). before that it was just drugs. i can tell you that drugs are much better on memes, and memes are much better on drugs.

Because you need to focus on productive things, not ricing.

Like programming, or studying something useful.

But I'm not THAT into tech. I have no interest in programming, and if someone truly is interested in that sort of thing, then they're more than intelligent enough to realize Apple shit is for illiterates. Also these people focus almost entirely on programming and being nerds, they are happy with who they are and they don't really work out or go out and be social etc.

I like playing with tech but I don't enjoy getting into the inner workings of things too much. It's all about balance

Get a lathe and make fine furniture

Abacus, bitch

Enemas are not healthy in excess.

Your mythological happy museum piece nerd doesn't exist. If you or anyone young itt idolizes that, STOP NOW.

>he doesn't do both while also drinking and screaming at the computer with a gun in one hand, a knife in the other and a cigarette in the mouth.

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Books.

>Also these people focus almost entirely on programming and being nerds, they are happy with who they are and they don't really work out or go out and be social etc

I'm finishing up on an MSc in physics. I'm alright at it. I get absolutely cunted on a regular basis. At undergrad, the people who were the biggest users of class-A drugs were maths students.

You aren't describing intelligent people with that stereotype; you're describing autists. Such people aren't necessarily bright, just tremendously driven.

instead of having a machine do calculations/simulations for things like weather, get over 1000 billion people together to do math

So you go out and get fucked up and be social with people. Okay. But now I'm curious as to whether you use Apple products. I still feel like the less intelligent and more "normal people" are the ones who use Apple whereas the antisocial neck beard brilliant nerds use anything but Apple shit.

>Instead of memes, look at the clouds and laugh, I guess.
Holy shit, that sounds awfull.

>And then user was enlightened.

Yeah, it's called living your life

>Instead of staring at the ceiling, shitpost on Sup Forums and laugh, I guess.
Holy shit, that sounds awful.