Ask a guy that just bought an iphone 5s and threw his poordroid in the trash anything

Ask a guy that just bought an iphone 5s and threw his poordroid in the trash anything.

SE i mean. Dunno why i call it a 5s...

>install gentoo

Why do you feel the need to make pointless bait threads like this, you flaming homosexual?

>lumberjack beard
>nazi haircut
>likes dicks
I hates these guys

did you get grindr yet?

How deep in debt are you?

No but i will if there are any cuteboys on it.

0 debt. The SE only cost me 159 dollars.

Bait thread.

Steve Jobs would still be alive today if he'd have gone for proper cancer treatment instead of herbal tea and head massages.

>Hitler youth nu-male
>retro iFag gadget
>stupid bait thread

End your existence

How did your father take the news?

>a-am I m-manly yet?

Ive never met my father but he probably uses an iphone wherever he is.

>throwing phones into the trash
Sasuga applefags

Why didn't you get a 7, like a real non-poor?

>5S
Im so sorry user. Want to make a charity collect for you?

Do nu-males like you think they look like the pic you posted?

Why do you button the top of your shirt without a tie you fuckin twink?

That guy has stupid hair. He looks a right wanker. If I looked like that I'd shave myself bald.

It's the timber-fag look. It's all the rage.

>guy
>iphone
Pick one.

ITT:
We attack everything about OP except his decision about phones.
Safe option selected.

Why did you get a 5S? Can you even get a 5S anymore?
>The SE only cost me 159 dollars.
So you don't know how to do math

I did the same. I bought a iPhone 6S plus and threw away my LG G3. One of my better life decisions.