/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>News
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gearbest.com/catalog/pp_491515.html
gearbest.com/stationery-supplies/pp_429777.html
gearbest.com/novelty-toys/pp_606385.html
gearbest.com/pen-pencils/pp_604496.html
banggood.com/Teclast-X80-Pro-32GB-Intel-Z8350-Quad-Core-8-Inch-Dual-Boot-Tablet-PC-p-1117365.html
bath.ac.uk/news/articles/releases/overtaking110906.html
aliexpress.com/item//32636286514.html
dx.com/p/keenion-kdm-e308-stylish-stereo-headphone-w-volume-control-microphone-black-296057
aliexpress.com/item/Yenona-Studio-Pro-DJ-Headphones-Professional-Monitoring-Headband-Headphone-with-Microphone-Hifi-Headphone-for-Mobile-Phone/32705349478.html
ebay.com/itm/New-48V-Phantom-Power-Supply-with-Adapter-for-Condenser-Microphone-US-plug-/131817507570?hash=item1eb0ef8af2:g:p9MAAOSwf05XOtm9
youtube.com/watch?v=RgD_0iwX5uE
aliexpress.com/item/MK-F100TL-USB-Condenser-Sound-Recording-Microphone-with-Stand-for-Radio-Braodcasting-Chatting-Singing-Skype-Recording/32647623631.html
veclan.com/engappliance_sel_one?eng_ApplianceVo.eac_id=6
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Faggot took his time

What aquarium / turtle related things can one get off Ali without endangering ones little swimming budders?

mossball

post rare comfys

Internet Meme Doge Head Mask on sale for $2.99
gearbest.com/catalog/pp_491515.html

I appreciate you RegOP but if someone beats you to it just let them have their thread. I hate posting on 2 threads.

Xiaomi Mijia pen for $1.89 with the coupon MIJIAP
gearbest.com/stationery-supplies/pp_429777.html

Still no refills?

Autism spinner for $1.99 with the coupon Steelball
gearbest.com/novelty-toys/pp_606385.html

gearbest.com/pen-pencils/pp_604496.html

more improtantly still no black version of the pen

Thanks. I hope I can still find my Xiaomi pen in my chinkpile

I made the thread at the time there wasn't any in the catalog, by the time I saw it was 6 minutes behind his thread there were already too many posts to delete it.

O-okay

Anyone know of a pair or one speaker i cant just lay ontop of my monitor like pic related?

Or even better, on the side of my monitor

You just could've said to move to the other thread and let it get archived.

go on ebay and get a used sound bar.

>regular OP
>thinking he's being honest

Summoning that audio fag.
Do you also use fullsize headphones?

excellent projection, resident lying shitposter.

It's impossible to discuss things if you always assume the worst of the other guy.

Planning on buyan the Meizu headphones because of the form factor. Is there any alternatives?

I just want something that's not bulky I can carry around.

I'm not assuming.
It's true. I've been in this general for long enough to know. Especially on Christmas day... that was just embarrassing.
Not that i really care that he makes these threads. He's just lying, and it's obvious.

1more also have headphones.
If you want non-bulky there are on-ears and clip-ons. Though you'll have to look outside of chinkshit.

Pretty sure he didn't make threads on Christmas day because some faggot kept boasting about beating him at making the thread.

posting my question from prev thread

None of them can get on the level of the ONE MIRRIUN DORRARS controller. But some of them aren't bad. Just don't buy cheap clone controllers.

I'm very happy with my 8bitdo FC30 Pro but I don't play modern games.

Wow, i wonder who is behind this post!

Xiaomi gamepad is pretty good apparently

>8bitdo FC30 Pro

Damn it's sexy... How's the D-Pad? I just want a really good D-Pad on a controller that still has the basic layout of two analogs, 4 action buttons, 2 bumpers and 2 triggers.

Xiaomi Gamepad and GameSir G3s

>samshit BTFO by $168 phone
lmao

The dpad is fantastic.

>2 bumpers and 2 triggers
It doesn't have any analog triggers.
Just 4 shoulder buttons

You should also be aware that it's quite small.
(slightly smaller than an original SNES controller)
Moving from an Xbox or PS-style controller to it needs some adjustment.

That benchmark seems chinked

Nah I just ran it. Fresh reboot. I made sure it didn't get throttled from heat

It's got a chink reseller ROM on it though. Any food ROMs for the Zuk Z2?

Teclast X80 Pro 32GB Intel Z8350 Quad Core 8 Inch Dual Boot Tablet PC on sale for $87.99

banggood.com/Teclast-X80-Pro-32GB-Intel-Z8350-Quad-Core-8-Inch-Dual-Boot-Tablet-PC-p-1117365.html

>analog triggers
What's the point of it?

eh, analog triggers are a meme anyway, i don't really care for them.

Modern racing games for example

Yea, chink roms are known to cheat on benchmarks.

There is probably a lineageOS build.

Really gay dudebro racing games, that is.

Also there's a non-weeb version without the Famicom-style brass plate (which does scratch easily as brass does)

Reminder that a bad helmet is worse than no helmet since traffic drives closer to you when you're wearing a helmet.
bath.ac.uk/news/articles/releases/overtaking110906.html
This increases your chance of actually needing a good helmet.

Why are amerifats so obsessed with an inferior version of the Famicom with oversized cartridges and a dull grey color scheme?

why are underage so obsessed with youtubers?

What are the currently best IEM's?

Because it doesn't require effort like reading books does.

Shure KSE1500

aliexpress.com/item//32636286514.html

is this a good idea or will the chink lacquer make cancer gas when I heat it?

Because they cannot read for shit

Best IEMs full stop? >>/hpg/

Best Chink IEMs? VE seems to be nice, which is why I'm ordering their Monks.

Update on : It finally shipped from northen China (IIRC, manchu region)

captcha: North County

Monks aren't IEM's you retard

is 12 americans the regular price?

weren't they flogging them for 2-3 americans?

Alright lads, I want to buy headsets below 10$. is Keenion stuffs good?dx.com/p/keenion-kdm-e308-stylish-stereo-headphone-w-volume-control-microphone-black-296057

Pots are (not) technology. Went to Hong Kong, picked up some bonsai pots. Fuck, they're cheap over there.

It's $5 for the basic earbuds with no mic + $2-3 for shipping from the official VE Aliexpress store.

I'm going to purchase a BM 800, so what phantom power supply do I have to buy? is there a cheap audio interface, if this is what I need..?

I want reviews on cheap chink headphones.

already have the vivos, piston 3s, ect.

Looking for a decently balanced headphone.

does anyone own this?
>aliexpress.com/item/Yenona-Studio-Pro-DJ-Headphones-Professional-Monitoring-Headband-Headphone-with-Microphone-Hifi-Headphone-for-Mobile-Phone/32705349478.html

New shit's here...

>dx
No

because its just cheap clay pots
there are a lot of potters where i live and clay shit is cheap as fuck

or how about the somic V2s?

... one is a brace that allegedly corrects your hunchback gentooman posture...

audio over bluetooth. Is it worth it $12?

ebay.com/itm/New-48V-Phantom-Power-Supply-with-Adapter-for-Condenser-Microphone-US-plug-/131817507570?hash=item1eb0ef8af2:g:p9MAAOSwf05XOtm9

Remember you also need a spare XLR to XLR cable for this supply to work. You'd connect an XLR to the microphone, XLR into the power supply then XLR out and 3.5mm into your PC or laptop. There's a free XLR to 3.5mm in the box with the BM-800 so don't worry about that.

If you want a cheap audio interface either buy a cheap Behringer mixer/interface or go used. Depending where you live there's going to be dozens of used interfaces as musicians upgrade and sell their equipment a lot. A few people on /csg/ have managed to pick up really expensive mixers and interfaces for peanuts with some patience.

well I'll try to find another site, but is the headset itself good or nah?

geez, just get /fit/ you idiot

Thats kinky

youtube.com/watch?v=RgD_0iwX5uE

... I walk and go hiking a lot and this other thingy should protect and cushion your foot fingers.

you know what else protects and cushions your toes? proper shoes

Ask yourself, could a $5 overear headset good? When even the cheapest chinkshit that could be considered decent is already $20?

... mmm, thats not nice.

If you don't want to deal with phantom power you can buy a BM-USB.

aliexpress.com/item/MK-F100TL-USB-Condenser-Sound-Recording-Microphone-with-Stand-for-Radio-Braodcasting-Chatting-Singing-Skype-Recording/32647623631.html

It doesn't have as great a sound quality as a full 48v phantom powered BM-800 but a little trick is that it has two connectors, a USB and a 3.5mm. You can connect the 3.5mm to a USB sound card to provide more power to the mic and up the quality.

Orthopedic fetishists
now i've seen everything

When I said VE, I meant the brand. They produce some pretty expensive IEMs veclan.com/engappliance_sel_one?eng_ApplianceVo.eac_id=6

This is true, but the issue is availability. There are few people that make pots in that low, squat style with drainage holes in the US, and the ones that do know they can overcharge because the availability is low. So you have two options: 1. pay more money for local pots, and 2. pay for the cheaper imported pots, which still have price increases because of the shipping cost and the distributors' knowledge of the availability of what they're selling. In most cases you're either buying from a small local dealer that specializes in bonsai, or online (if you find pots in your local garden center, they're most likely bottom-of-the-barrel chinese shit for people that will keep a plant for like a couple weeks before it dies).

It was $7 (Base model costs $5, but I wanted an inline mic).

The rest of the cost came from both the expansion pack (which included some earhooks) and shipping

that's practically a portable hugbox.

Can someone recommend me the cheapest tablet out there? It has to connect to wifi and be able to use slack or groupme, I need like 10 to be used as glorified pagers.

>order shit to my university dorms
>expected delivery time is 2 weeks from now
>come home for spring break
>stuff arrives to the dorm
reeeee

I'm waiting for the exact thing to arrive, it's been 2 months and 1 week. Do you like it?

At least this way your mom doesn't know that you spend her money on chinkshit.

just tired of people buying gimmicky bullshit instead of actually fixing the cause of their problems.

afraid your parents will open your open your packages and find your stockings?

I rarely come home thats why I order stuff to there desu

>stockings
I'm not a fag, they're programming socks

It just arrived today, I'll have to wear it longer to form an opinion. Kinda cheap looking and kinda small. I tried it on for a couple of minutes, so it's too soon to tell if/how effective it is.

lmao check this

Oh look it has a shit camera topkek

I bet it won't matter if you use an SD 650 or SD 820. You won't notice the difference.

Fish Friend aquarium light.

Eiaosi X6.

Dzat DF-10

>programming socks
That's how it starts. You'll be wearing striped pantsu by year's end.

Please do not wear these, it takes what little work your back muscles get off which weakens them even further and makes your posture worse.

fucking easter, that's 2 more days of chink shit not moving forward

I was mostly curious about them when I made the order and probably I'll wear them once or twice and they'll end-up in a drawer, so. yeah...

Probably won't fuck your back if you just wear it occasionally.

Wear it when you do the weights