Techfu thread

Who is your techfu?

I fucking love Elizabeth. They better not come for her, or they'll have to get through me.

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>They better not come for her, or they'll have to get through me.
i got bad news for you goy

Nixie pixel
Back when ubuntu ran gnome 2 and was good

It's ok that she is a fraud but I can't get past her manly voice.

>her

she's a confirmed trap. Listed to """her""" talk.

youtube.com/watch?v=hLTAFbKbC8w

OBLIGATORY

youtu.be/OinvdoyBsEc

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this

disgusting

There is only one.

Yes techgran.

>relatively unbiased; reviews devices from many different companies
>does her homework on the device and company so her videos are more informative
>focuses on giving specs, good overview of the device, rather than just shoving all her opinions in it
>knows how to compare the device she's reviewing to others (such as its predecessor and current competitors)
>sometimes makes general informative videos
>isn't a cunt or a whore

Biggest career achievment:
>renting a garage to two nerds

Second biggest career achievment:
>single-handedly destroying Yahoo


Buuuhhh

To add to this... The cumulative sum she spent on acquisitions like tumblr have all been written off to date. What a waste of money

that fucking chick is the posterchild of colossal failure and are the reason why women shouldn't into business.

>single-handedly destroying Yahoo
It was destroyed by incompetent idiots, she is just one of them.

didnt she get aids or somehing

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -- Wayne Gretzky"-- Michael Scott

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she dead sempai

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delicious polishfu

source or didn't happen

ugly af

who dis

The company destroyer, the tech legend brand obliterator.
The negative profits champion.

too bad she's mentally ill and suffers from gender dystopia.

she discriminated against men at Yahoo. she bought Tumblr and spread leftist degeneracy. she cooperated with NSA and allowed NSA to spy on everyone.

if I ever saw her in person, I'd spit in her face.

The what now?

>t. thin skin

claimed: twitter.com/FioraAeterna

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>Dolphingirl

>That's a man.

>Another pretend-woman.

[Sigh]

>Whiny bitchcunt SJW.

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>go to videos if available for the device

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>pretend
It has a dick?

like if there are any real women in IT

not anymore

The kind of bitch that would personally extract your foot nails with a knife if its necessary to accomplish some goal...

/thread

>cd with karlie

no other options

>claimed

>Karlie Kloss wnb your 6'2" goddess wife who puts on 5" heels to tower 9 inches above you in public to make you feel extra small

Why even live?

lol

I have loved her since the day day I laid eyes on her
>TFW she will never know I even exist, or care

there is no other

Who is she

>she

It's a feminine penis

my ubuntu still runs gnome 2

What does her vagina smell like?

If you don't know who that is you need to get the fuck out of here and never return

What the fuck is happening with xir voice? This looks like that movie with the blacks disguised as blondes.

Pretty much the only tech reviewer worth watching.

she is not at all attractive.

>wework
Dropped.

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She looks like a Care Bear

my goddess, she's still alive sempai

Thyroid disorder. She's thickened up and her skin is aging

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ITT: tech traps.

Kevin Rose husbando

Didnt he give up bradley manning to the spooks? Even though manning explicitly asked him to do the opposite?

I would like to know more

I was thonking of Adrian Lamo apparently.

Terry and Physics girl is my OTP

IT's crazy that i've seen so many of these that I can even tell they're men from the thumbnail.

must be like identifying the gender of baby chicks

>This is Lisa for mobiletechreview and today I'll be reviewing this fine young buck.
>He comes in a professional business black, just the way I like it, and just look at the size of his cock, wow!

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