/cum/

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

Make your parents proud edition

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vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
strawpoll.me/10323537/
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/28810912/
youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg
vocaroo.com/i/s1KgVVPzlVla
strawpoll.me/10325417
youtube.com/watch?v=yZntyiqpWKw
youtu.be/4ztOV2wrrkY
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3613134/Amber-Heard-files-domestic-violence-restraining-order-against-Johnny-Deep-submits-photo-showing-large-bruise-face-evidence.html
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripartite_Pact
soundcloud.com/unicornkid/unicorn-kid-tokyo-1999-mixtape
youtube.com/watch?v=KHx21vr624Y
youtube.com/watch?v=nUj4MtEGwlk
youtube.com/watch?v=xYfKnGo_uSk
youtube.com/watch?v=b33ZKhdPvl4
youtube.com/watch?v=Mi1QBxVjZAw
howtosay.co.in/pronounce/purchases-in-english/
supforums.com/thread/59986265/international

Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

Making to make 'em proud by posting sexy feet!!

Adrian Reed
Adrian Reed

fuck Mexico
fuck USA
fuck Canada

3 bad countries on a large continent

David Fisher
David Fisher

Naice

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

nth for don't bully!

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

At least none of them posts under a proxy.

Nathaniel Wilson
Nathaniel Wilson

El NorcoreANO

Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

I almost thought yall were just gonna let that proxy slip by without a (You), lil disappointed

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

Warner Brothers channel television programs

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

Are there Taco Bells in Mexico?

Evan Gutierrez
Evan Gutierrez

What the fuck is that thing

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

a real human bean

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

no

Jose Mitchell
Jose Mitchell

That upset me more than it should've

Joseph Bailey
Joseph Bailey

kek what

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

What about Chipotle?

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

is he crying or laughing

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

son being a neet, the dads sick of it and the mum is defending the son hid away in his room.

Hudson Reed
Hudson Reed

strawpoll.me/10323537/
strawpoll.me/10323537/
strawpoll.me/10323537/

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

crying, I thought I would post it since this is "make your parents proud" edition

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

Por lo menos, puedo ver mi verga.

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

something like stamp collecting
lel

Ryder Reed
Ryder Reed

LOL

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

kek, btw this was posted by the son louie himself on /r9k/ two days ago: desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/28810912/

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

Not an alcoholic
Doesn't so drugs
Work non stop since 13
Finished the army without problems
Well mannered
Doesn't waste money
Even more conservative then mom
I think I did well desu

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

Good lad.

no drugs, alcohol
STEM major
track runner
looking good
crossdresser
Fuck

Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

Not that I know of
There's Chilli's, which I think it's an american fast food chain.

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

Crossdresser

Lewd :3

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

Father didn't think so :3c

John Lee
John Lee

woah

Story?

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

I don't like blogging much
Isnt much of a story anyway he just left (for other reasons too)

Nathan Russell
Nathan Russell

I find these kind of stories really interesting desu

Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

he's a closet faggot and his dead beat him when he found the girl clothes

Michael Myers
Michael Myers

Former British colonies (Canada, USA, UK, Australia, New Zealand, India) versus France, China, Russia, Vietnam and Germany in an all out war

NO NUKES ALLOWED

Who would win?

Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

Are you thin and hairless at least?

Hairy fat cross dressers are the worst. They should at least make an effort ffs

Samuel Martinez
Samuel Martinez

What are victory conditions? Why are they fighting? Whos going to attempt to invade who?

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

The victor gets 1 million rare never seen pepes, they are fighting just for bantz rights also. Who they attack is up to them

Daniel King
Daniel King

The commies probably.

UK, Canada and AUS are amazing force multipliers for the USA side, but China and Russia together plus Frances high tech capabilites would be too much.

David Gomez
David Gomez

France
current germany

Looks like we'd lose another time.

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

I met mom today.

I told her I'm happy with my job and she smiled. I wasn't lying.

ALL GONNA MKAY IT

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

also germany is the best war strategist in human history
combined with the sheer manpower we'd rape the ass of the world world

(the US have never won a war)

Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson

I came out desu
I'm skinny (5'7 and 140lb) but hairy and it's fucking annoying to shave every two days

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

post cock

Ethan Morgan
Ethan Morgan

140
could do better desu

5"8/125lbs here, also look into sugaring instead of shaving

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

Just wax. It's painfull, but effective.

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

sugaring
sure.
And it's mostly muscle, again, i'm a track runner.

Anthony Roberts
Anthony Roberts

also post thighs

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

why are only 40+ dudes horny fuvks on gay dating sites
all i want is a blow and go
and this 44 year old guy has a reall good looking cock but he's 44 lol and looks shit face wise
really nice cock tho

Benjamin Williams
Benjamin Williams

Hitler is disappointed with you senpai

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

sauce?

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

I watched that a little bit. It just reeks of low quality, all of it.

Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

I don't know about India but if you have me personally on your side then no one can touch your country

Juan Bell
Juan Bell

crossdresser
Nothing wrong if you do in private

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

I'm taking an MCAT test prep course and have to learn about how education actually enforces inequality. This is so stupid

Luke Young
Luke Young

have to learn
check ur privilege

Isaac Morris
Isaac Morris

they are telling us about how pronouns assigned to certain careers in school textbooks enforces inequality in people's minds

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

should i order pizza today for dinner or nah

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

FINGER LICKIN' GOOD

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

so how are you going to use this newfound knowledge to fight the oppressive education system, user?

Jaxon Wood
Jaxon Wood

tfw mei main

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

idk, people in the chat are literally asking if a monarchy can also be authoritarian. I thought this shit was just intuitive. future doctors? these people have a normie-tier understanding of the world

Michael Williams
Michael Williams

maining anything in any game

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

not understanding the concept of maining something

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

in a war against canada,
I would not fight
unless they were minorities,
(and I don't mean white)

the situation is critical,
it's getting out of hand
asians and refugees,
all throughout the land

I hope this means a lot
from the land of the lard
I can say that justin trudeau
has canada cucked hard

so back to the war,
it would be a shame,
if canada didn't participate,
in the ethnic cleansing game

Justin Martinez
Justin Martinez

I'm a shitter who has to play only one character forever to not be utter garbage at the game

Landon Reed
Landon Reed

kind of a hostile way to admit you don't know what maining means

Andrew James
Andrew James

i have a mandolin
i play it all night long
it makes me want to kill myself

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

Oh shush, filthy mainer.

William King
William King

A E S T H E T I C S

youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

Oh sweet, you know how to repost a meme. Gosh darnit. Most impressive thing I saw all week!

Nolan Sanders
Nolan Sanders

Shut the Fuck up cuck

Matthew Myers
Matthew Myers

Do you ever just open your mouth and think "maybe I shouldn't meme"? Neither do I.

Jackson King
Jackson King

Dumb cuck

Kayden Lopez
Kayden Lopez

I really hope you aren't the video game playing degenerate lot

Xavier Robinson
Xavier Robinson

Do I count if I make shitty videogames for fun?

Matthew Wright
Matthew Wright

You win this round, old man.

Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

hope u lyk

vocaroo.com/i/s1KgVVPzlVla

Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

Good cuck

Jeremiah Foster
Jeremiah Foster

LMAO who the fuck likes Canadians LMAO

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

why do y'all act like you had real life during the day lol

Isaac Hughes
Isaac Hughes

have you bent the knee yet?

Tyler Torres
Tyler Torres

see half doobie on coffee table
light it and puff
it was actually a butt smoke my poor friend rolled from my ash tray

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

watch new xmen
boring plot exposition x1000
quicksilver kills the chorus of snores in the cinema
more boring plot
MORE BORING PLOT
so many characters it makes your head spin
wasting Oscar Isaac on "le I want to kill le world XD" villain
new Storm looks awesome
new Jean Grey is a Stark, what the fuck man
new Cyclops is a dudebro weedlmao
Nightcrawler is """German""" ie probably a t*rk
WASTING FASSBENDER
5/10 is the best I can do, Jeff

Ryan Wright
Ryan Wright

you won't be happy with me
but give me one more chance
you won't be happy anyway

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

tfw got so fucked up on molly, I went around collecting butts off of wasaga beach at 4am just to have a smoke
not proud t b h

Ryan Nguyen
Ryan Nguyen

Fudge, I was looking forward to that

Gabriel Turner
Gabriel Turner

At least our countries aren't run by a manlet :^)

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

It's decent

But it's so obvious fox aren't as good at making superhero movies as marvel, everything is either slightly worse or a lot worse

Still tho, it has a lot of talented actors

Adam Anderson
Adam Anderson

waiting for my pizzas goys
got a 3euro coupon because they spoilered game of thrones in their last newsletter

fuck this whole HOLD THE DOOR XD SOOOOO SAD XD memeshit
fuck gayme of faggots

thanks for the coupon tho

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

fudge
tfw I'll never eat fudge with the friendly black cashier girl in that restaurant in Vegas

Aiden Richardson
Aiden Richardson

kek this second of hopeful waiting for a tip of the pizzaturk
not this time boy

Parker Price
Parker Price

Give him two cents, that is even worse than giving nothing. But it's also a dick move.

Nathan Miller
Nathan Miller

FUCKING COUGH

REEEEEEEE

Jordan Stewart
Jordan Stewart

zika

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

calling your general /cum/

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

hehehe

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

81 degrees
59% humidity
SUMMER FUCKING SUCKS

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

75 f
79% humidity

Get on our level.

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

Important poll
strawpoll.me/10325417

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

only black genocide can save this world

Christian Phillips
Christian Phillips

no all of the above option

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

They already won ever since the Nazis lost.

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

Not funny, my uncle died that way.

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

:/ i didnt ask for these feels

Kevin Ward
Kevin Ward

Post what your listenin to senpai

Dylan James
Dylan James

hey friends, what's on the agenda for you lads today?

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

alri kim

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

Well, Trump could be our last hope.

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

What is Sweden like?

Is it boring?

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

Germany has never won a war.
FTFY

James Cook
James Cook

29°C
feels like 37°C
REEEEEEEE GET ME OUT OF THIS INFERNO HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS

Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

the US have never won a war
What is this meme?

Is it like butthurt brits trying to claim that the US never actually won its independence due to some autistic semantics?

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

so which war have you won? memewars on american soil do not count

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

what is this?

youtube.com/watch?v=yZntyiqpWKw

Hudson Mitchell
Hudson Mitchell

dammit un
stop shitposting

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

Are you stupid? The Anglosphere United in a war is near unstoppable. China has no force projection and has a long history of getting there asses to them in war. Russia is only a regional power with no navy. France has a solid military but wouldn't be able to carry the weight in a war against the Anglosphere. Germany is not even worth a mention in present times.

Joseph Watson
Joseph Watson

memewars on american soil do not count
Where did this completely arbitrary stipulation come from

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

youtu.be/4ztOV2wrrkY
Germany

Cameron Hall
Cameron Hall

m-muh brave revolutionaries

lol

Tyler Morris
Tyler Morris

There were several more wars after the Revolutionary War, and I'm not sure why that wouldn't count

Why are you even here

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

we own america

you still haven't told me about all those wars you've won tho ;-)

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

Look up wars the United States were in on Wikipedia or something I can't even really be fucked if you apparently don't know US history at all

Jack Torres
Jack Torres

South Carolina renigged on both her moon rocks

Hunter Fisher
Hunter Fisher

so you can't name any

hmmmmmmmm makes u think )))

Ryder Johnson
Ryder Johnson

If a white person made that album there'd literally be riots

John Morales
John Morales

missingrocktugal

James Peterson
James Peterson

Name a war Germany has won in the past 200 years.
we own America
He says while 56k American soldiers are stationed in his "country" with multiple large bases.

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

Why is Canada so much better than America?

Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

Not a big fan of all this fighting and arguing, guys.

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

all the countries that hate America most "lost" both their rocks
kek

Carter Garcia
Carter Garcia

And I thought Johnny's biggest hit was Pirates of The Caribbean. Women must be Amber Heard.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3613134/Amber-Heard-files-domestic-violence-restraining-order-against-Johnny-Deep-submits-photo-showing-large-bruise-face-evidence.html

Charles Ramirez
Charles Ramirez

1812, Mexican war, spanish war, civil war, etc. What does the German education system define memewarfare as that invalidates these? Did the Mexican war become a memewar because we annexed their territory?

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

Not a big fan of spics

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

Mexico confirmed for good friend tbqh

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

1871

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

well considering it wasn't even released until 8 years after it was cut from its initial release, it kind of caused one

Charles Parker
Charles Parker

German ""Empire""
That's definitely more of a meme than the wars we fought on our soil which you say don't count.

Eli Johnson
Eli Johnson

lol "wars" ok
greatest nation ever lol
can't even win a war against junglegooks and steals the picked cherries after germany raped all of europe in wwII then claims it their victory lol

Brody Morgan
Brody Morgan

hi guys

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

Fuck off

Charles Ross
Charles Ross

Y are u rude to Canadian?????

Xavier Turner
Xavier Turner

the only people to directly attack the US were the japs and they got BTFO'D with 2 nukes, Ahmet

Angel Morales
Angel Morales

Dumb evil twin idiot

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

No, don't try to pass it off as banter, you said "the us has never won a war" like this is some meme factoid uneducated retards actually believe. Who told you this? Did you just make it up?

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

Three lols in one post.
German Butthurt
Raped by the commies and has country split in two
Is spared from being completely obsorbed by the commies because the Americans are protecting them.
You were indeed Raped. Just as you are know with those 1million refugees in 1 year with a 80million population.

Adrian Scott
Adrian Scott

fufu.. how did u know?!
dont make me beat you up

Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

the battles you fought on american soil were minor armed conflicts, i don't count them as wars
without germany you wouldn't have been able to massacre civili...i mean "btfo" japan

Colton Nelson
Colton Nelson

Just ignore him.
We all know this country isn't perfect and not as good as it supposed to be, but don't let him derail the thread.

Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

the battles you fought on american soil were minor armed conflicts
That's objectively untrue and not all of those wars were fought on "american soil" even if that somehow were to nullify it as a war, which is completely retarded. You don't know what you're talking about please stfu

Noah Young
Noah Young

its friday night
minding my own business surfing the interwebs
some dumb teens outside my window
hear a bottle shatter and general noise
not looking that way
one of the girls starts shouting and trying to get my attention
freeze and pretend to be a statue until they go away
Fuck I hate normies so much. SO MUCH.

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

Probably sum cucks

Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

hard to come to terms with reality mr never won a war huh?

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

The actual German is right
MuhamMad is probably bored at the refugee center and is fishing for (you) s

Daniel Nelson
Daniel Nelson

Cuz.... I'm in love with u

Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

the nukes were made and dropped by americans, that is literally undeniable.
b-but one of the scientists were 1/64th german
German, yet still working for the US military on top secret research is not a thing.

And aside from that, how the fuck did germany help us? the krauts LITERALLY allied with the slant eyes

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripartite_Pact

Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

germans literally built the entire us and you know it

Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris

MuhamMad is probably bored at the refugee center and is fishing for (you) s

He said some retarded and misinformed shit with sincerity and is trying to pass it off as trolling now

Normally I wouldn't give him (You)s, but I'm offended that he thinks he can pull that off here, Americans fucking invented that trick

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

Jhonny Depp net worth: $400 million

Amber Heard net worth: $4.5 million

wew

Rest in piece mother fucker

Jaxson Barnes
Jaxson Barnes

me or my nice twin

Daniel Wood
Daniel Wood

throwing a phone at your wife
Just use a stapler

Charles Phillips
Charles Phillips

why did he think it would be a good idea to fuck a gold digger that could be his daughter anyway

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

hahaha time to go back the refugee shelter

Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

Time has not been kind to him

Eli Diaz
Eli Diaz

It's only marginally better on the average and rapidly heading down to our level.

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

Have you ever fucked a man?

How was it?

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

tfw no german quebec of usa

Evan Moore
Evan Moore

Post comfy photos of Kansas

Kevin Allen
Kevin Allen

liquor store robbery

why is this a specific category of robbery over there? I never hear of off-licenses (what we call liquor stores here) being specifically targeted for robbery here

are they open for longer hours into the night than other shops? increasing their likelihood of robbery?

Joshua Adams
Joshua Adams

Canada Will Begin Marijuana Legalization In Spring 2017
America's beta test strikes again

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

Thinking with his dick

To be quite honest, Amber Heard is a legit 11 out of 10 master race goddess.

We can say we wouldn't make the same mistake, but I'm not so sure I could turn down a semen demon like Heard on full gold digger mode.

Logan Brooks
Logan Brooks

Liquor stores are in every ghetto in America. They're easy targets

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

I was going to post >tfw no Natalia Lafourcade gf then I looked up her age and she is 32 years old.
What the hell Mexico? She looks and sounds 10 years younger

John Torres
John Torres

Yes a trap.
It was pretty good I guess.
Biscum so I don't feel remorse.

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

i hate stoya

Brandon Butler
Brandon Butler

SAUCE

Leo Cruz
Leo Cruz

wanting frogs, germs, or the mudslimes they come with
classic sven

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

Stoya is her name, not sure about that specific video. She has great facial expressions in most of her vids.

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

I've fucked a couple of traps. Both for a couple of months on separate occasions.

I can tell you one thing, men are infinitely better at sucking dick than women.

They are also far more submissive than women as well, which is paradoxical.

They can't take dick as well as females however, for obvious reasons.

It always took a little while to get the dick in and some good motion going.

Colton Morris
Colton Morris

how can you keep an errection when you sex them? you gotta be full on gay bro
i bet they all had deep guy voices

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

is alcohol so expensive in the US that every backstreet liquor store is a literal goldmine just there for the taking?

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

This senpai. They are the best at sucking dick.
And also true that they are very submissive, and it is a struggle to put it in at first even for me (6inches and very thick.)

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

Not very thick *
Im attracted to both sexes so it isn't an issue, I can fuck twinks as well and stay hard.

David Miller
David Miller

Have you been fucked by a man?

Ayden Sullivan
Ayden Sullivan

I'm intensely attracted to their submissiveness.

Its something I didn't know about myself, but when I decided to give a trap a go and "she" basically let me do anything I wanted, it got my hard like I've never been before.

One of them would text me in the middle of the day begging me to go to "her" apartment so I could "rape her". I would go and " she" would be bent over on the edge of her bed lubed up and asking to be fucked.

And their voices weren't very deep. They had the typical high pitch homosexual voice.

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

Nope. I'm a top when I hook up with guys "traps" . I do cuddle after sometimes.

Adrian Reed
Adrian Reed

God no.

I don't even like the thought of anything touching my ass.

Also I would barely touch their dick. Usually they would jack off themselves while I fucked them

Juan Nguyen
Juan Nguyen

I do cuddle after sometimes
fucking faggot lmao
i bet you kiss them too

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

May give this a shot some time

Xavier Hughes
Xavier Hughes

Goodnight loved ones

Levi James
Levi James

Why so insecure achmed? Aren't Arabs some of the gayest people? They just hide in the closet so they get beheaded

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

Goodnight (*˘︶˘*)

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

you're a flaming faggot m8

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

It's a good time. Just don't get attached.

Try Grindr, Tinder

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

And you're a Muslim living in a foreign land what's your point? Have you even had sex before? (rape doesn't count)

James Nguyen
James Nguyen

i'm a white christian man with gf
you're a faggot with triple aids

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

Are u the kraut with the asian gf

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

yes

Leo Gutierrez
Leo Gutierrez

I doubt that you type like your typical butthurt diaspora.
And why are you so triggered lol

William Phillips
William Phillips

/cum/ is ded cuz every1s fighting

post cute instead ok

Anthony Martinez
Anthony Martinez

I'll rape u Canadian

Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

ok

Michael Hall
Michael Hall

Both bebi

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

Ugly gook with the face of an old lady. If you have foreign fever at least post some cute Latinas or slavs.

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

he looks at the face
lol

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

Being a footfag with yellow fever
I'm so sorry, I think only suicide will help

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

asian feet are salvation

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

stop fighting or ull get a timeout !!

Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

Anybody else having weird habits?

For example I always fold a bunch of toilet-paper before taking a shit so im prepared.

Dominic Flores
Dominic Flores

Shut up!

Leo Rogers
Leo Rogers

*gives u a timeout*

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

Your test levels must be the same as a trannies.
Can't get any more beta than yellow fever and being a footfag.

Aaron Barnes
Aaron Barnes

I touch my hair a lot

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

Fuck off

Jack Robinson
Jack Robinson

it's alri

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

mexicans use leafblowers
canadians are leafs

I'am Canada's death

Daniel White
Daniel White

Not even 4 days until the DLC hits and I havent even started my new playthrough yet....

Grayson Sullivan
Grayson Sullivan

Who /trackstar/ here

Lucas Ortiz
Lucas Ortiz

I made the mistake of starting NG+ a few days before I got a job. I'm barely heading to novigrad again. Feelsbadman

Jace Flores
Jace Flores

NG+?

Logan Watson
Logan Watson

I want to do the vocals for a death metal band desu

Samuel Rivera
Samuel Rivera

New Game+ it basically let's you start over and you keep your level and all your stuff minus your Gwent cards. Enemies levels are scaled and are more difficult.
I did to so I can beat the game on Death March.
You also unlock another tier of Witcher gear which is labeled Legendary gear.

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith

*throws soda can at janny*

Chase Reed
Chase Reed

solid mix

soundcloud.com/unicornkid/unicorn-kid-tokyo-1999-mixtape

(not exactly sure why tokyo kids would be pumping euro trance tho)

Jacob Johnson
Jacob Johnson

there are people ITT who don't have all the good traits I have

why do I even share this website with you people

Hudson Green
Hudson Green

Apologize.

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

i have them all and more

Grayson Nguyen
Grayson Nguyen

somebody shooting off fireworks at 5:30 pm on a friday

i hate cities so fucking much

Owen James
Owen James

then move lol

Ayden Johnson
Ayden Johnson

Whale

Angel Brown
Angel Brown

I can't afford to I'm poor

Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

went to the beach with yer mum? :D

Landon Morris
Landon Morris

was this picture taken in turkey?

Brody Wilson
Brody Wilson

they're obv mexicans

James Martinez
James Martinez

You can see the disgust on his face at the blatant disregard for basic physics

Michael Garcia
Michael Garcia

not fat
uuuuh

Michael Long
Michael Long

WEW

Nathaniel Bell
Nathaniel Bell

Why are americans so rude and racist?

youtube.com/watch?v=KHx21vr624Y

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

winston is actually goat
sorry to the user I was arguing with about this a few days ago

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=nUj4MtEGwlk

Alexander Reed
Alexander Reed

that's a cute girl

Ian Allen
Ian Allen

that's a fuccboi

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

go back to spain

Jackson Garcia
Jackson Garcia

mmmMMMmmm even fucking better

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

never get tired of these

youtube.com/watch?v=xYfKnGo_uSk

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

Wich tourist is the best?
-Canadian
-Mexican
-Murican

Adam Morris
Adam Morris

1. Cana-chan
2. Gringos
3. Mex

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

probably c'nadians

Dylan Cooper
Dylan Cooper

monkey time

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

You both said Canadians
Why?

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

because it's true

most american tourists i've met are assholes and mexican tourists are mostly high class arrogant people imo

Hunter Morgan
Hunter Morgan

Because they are actually very nice

Owen Perez
Owen Perez

Winston is amazing, you can make insane pushes with him and just tear shit up.

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

ayy lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=b33ZKhdPvl4

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

I thought it was a cliche

Jeremiah Richardson
Jeremiah Richardson

Unless you get a particularly rowdy group, Canadians are pretty mild mannered when we go abroad. I'm sure many Americans are the same, but I think people probably have bad experiences with a couple obese billy-joe-bob's and write American tourists in general off as huge douchebags.

Benjamin Williams
Benjamin Williams

cum lol

Nathan Hill
Nathan Hill

delete this

Ryder Torres
Ryder Torres

heh
it is actually funny

Ryder Turner
Ryder Turner

Make your parents proud edition

I'm leaving the country. Maybe I'll make them proud.

Jordan Rodriguez
Jordan Rodriguez

Where you'll go?

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

Rude

Nolan Cruz
Nolan Cruz

anywhere the wind blows

Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

Really dislike being white desu

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

Hi cum,

real frenchie here.

I'm calling the USA professionally for the 1st time for 10 days. Repeat : it's professional. Meaning I'm paid or fired.

I desperately need your help for the pronunciation of one word. But before that, it's story tyyyme

So today one of the few high execs who were willing to talk to our company was so nice, and playful, and maybe mocking? that he literally taught me how to pronounce "distributors". He said he a gazillion times and rated my progress. We were laughing in the end... you got it ! High exec, but he sounded young.

Now business time. The word I'm stumbing on is easy to find in the singular form : "purchase". Puuuurchase. Problem is, I have to pronounce the plural form 100 times a day. I told my workmates it was puuuuurchases, but am I right? This youtube.com/watch?v=Mi1QBxVjZAw is not helping a lot though it sounds like a good career.

In the name of Lafayette, Jefferson and both Roosevelts, could someone vocaroo "purchases" ?

Thanks "infiniment"

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

is this howtosay.co.in/pronounce/purchases-in-english/ right ?

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

Why? It's awesome!
Are you living in a gettho or shit?

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

real frenchie here

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

sounds right to me

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

Just aesthetically speaking it's a disgusting skin tone, and not to mention sunburns and rapid aging. Wish I was brown

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

well thanks a lot!
I thought fuck I didn't google that right when I finished posting here
but I would have forgotten about this until tomorrow

great weight off my chest
I actually was saying puuuurchaaaaaases

thx!

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

per chuh sizz

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

Driving to Dallas lads. Plans almost got ruined by a severe storm that caused my main route to get flooded

Logan Powell
Logan Powell

Why you don't wish being Asian?
They don't age
They don't have sex

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

chuh
ok, so it's not "chaa"
helps a lot.

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

Asian would be fine too desu
Wish I was anything but white

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

it's an "LMM pretends to be white" episode

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

Really dislike bring black desu

Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

remainder of my img search... Dunno how else to thanks cum.

in the metro, I told you you were very cute. I was serious. I think you are the most beautiful person in the world

Dylan Morgan
Dylan Morgan

Half latino (venezuelan) , half anglo here. How white do I look?

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

tfw my sister relies on gps so much that we are now hopelessly lost in her town
tfw she's on the verge of tears
I doubt you're actually black

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

you could pass as a local in my country

Luke Brown
Luke Brown

Why do black people love dragon ball z so much?

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

I doubt you're actually black
Why?

Caleb Rogers
Caleb Rogers

That's odd, I rely on gps too but I gradually learn my way around

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

people still use /cum/
current year

Brandon Baker
Brandon Baker

Why the hell do women cry over every little thing
I think the last time I cried was well over 10 years ago desu
I'm just skeptical
She's a perpetual child, so that might explain it. Those are my parents' words, not mine :^)
t. Cuck

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

I bet the next edition will suck.

Connor Gray
Connor Gray

supforums.com/thread/59986265/international
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supforums.com/thread/59986265/international
supforums.com/thread/59986265/international
supforums.com/thread/59986265/international
NEW THREAD

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

22 memes early

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

tfw too busy to browse /cum/ lately apart from the occasional shitpost

Nicholas Cook
Nicholas Cook

what a loser

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

amerigays

Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

cuck calling somebody gay

Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

Same senpai

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