Make your parents proud edition
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Making to make 'em proud by posting sexy feet!!
3 bad countries on a large continent
nth for don't bully!
At least none of them posts under a proxy.
I almost thought yall were just gonna let that proxy slip by without a (You), lil disappointed
Warner Brothers channel television programs
Are there Taco Bells in Mexico?
What the fuck is that thing
a real human bean
That upset me more than it should've
What about Chipotle?
is he crying or laughing
son being a neet, the dads sick of it and the mum is defending the son hid away in his room.
crying, I thought I would post it since this is "make your parents proud" edition
Por lo menos, puedo ver mi verga.
something like stamp collecting
kek, btw this was posted by the son louie himself on /r9k/ two days ago: desuarchive.org
Not an alcoholic
Doesn't so drugs
Work non stop since 13
Finished the army without problems
Doesn't waste money
Even more conservative then mom
I think I did well desu
no drugs, alcohol
Not that I know of
There's Chilli's, which I think it's an american fast food chain.
Father didn't think so :3c
I don't like blogging much
Isnt much of a story anyway he just left (for other reasons too)
I find these kind of stories really interesting desu
he's a closet faggot and his dead beat him when he found the girl clothes
Former British colonies (Canada, USA, UK, Australia, New Zealand, India) versus France, China, Russia, Vietnam and Germany in an all out war
NO NUKES ALLOWED
Who would win?
Are you thin and hairless at least?
Hairy fat cross dressers are the worst. They should at least make an effort ffs
What are victory conditions? Why are they fighting? Whos going to attempt to invade who?
The victor gets 1 million rare never seen pepes, they are fighting just for bantz rights also. Who they attack is up to them
The commies probably.
UK, Canada and AUS are amazing force multipliers for the USA side, but China and Russia together plus Frances high tech capabilites would be too much.
Looks like we'd lose another time.
I met mom today.
I told her I'm happy with my job and she smiled. I wasn't lying.
ALL GONNA MKAY IT
also germany is the best war strategist in human history
combined with the sheer manpower we'd rape the ass of the world world
(the US have never won a war)
I came out desu
I'm skinny (5'7 and 140lb) but hairy and it's fucking annoying to shave every two days
could do better desu
5"8/125lbs here, also look into sugaring instead of shaving
Just wax. It's painfull, but effective.
And it's mostly muscle, again, i'm a track runner.
also post thighs
why are only 40+ dudes horny fuvks on gay dating sites
all i want is a blow and go
and this 44 year old guy has a reall good looking cock but he's 44 lol and looks shit face wise
really nice cock tho
Hitler is disappointed with you senpai
I watched that a little bit. It just reeks of low quality, all of it.
I don't know about India but if you have me personally on your side then no one can touch your country
Nothing wrong if you do in private
I'm taking an MCAT test prep course and have to learn about how education actually enforces inequality. This is so stupid
have to learn
check ur privilege
they are telling us about how pronouns assigned to certain careers in school textbooks enforces inequality in people's minds
should i order pizza today for dinner or nah
FINGER LICKIN' GOOD
so how are you going to use this newfound knowledge to fight the oppressive education system, user?
tfw mei main
idk, people in the chat are literally asking if a monarchy can also be authoritarian. I thought this shit was just intuitive. future doctors? these people have a normie-tier understanding of the world
maining anything in any game
not understanding the concept of maining something
in a war against canada,
I would not fight
unless they were minorities,
(and I don't mean white)
the situation is critical,
it's getting out of hand
asians and refugees,
all throughout the land
I hope this means a lot
from the land of the lard
I can say that justin trudeau
has canada cucked hard
so back to the war,
it would be a shame,
if canada didn't participate,
in the ethnic cleansing game
I'm a shitter who has to play only one character forever to not be utter garbage at the game
kind of a hostile way to admit you don't know what maining means
i have a mandolin
i play it all night long
it makes me want to kill myself
Oh shush, filthy mainer.
A E S T H E T I C S
Oh sweet, you know how to repost a meme. Gosh darnit. Most impressive thing I saw all week!
Shut the Fuck up cuck
Do you ever just open your mouth and think "maybe I shouldn't meme"? Neither do I.
I really hope you aren't the video game playing degenerate lot
Do I count if I make shitty videogames for fun?
You win this round, old man.
hope u lyk
LMAO who the fuck likes Canadians LMAO
why do y'all act like you had real life during the day lol
have you bent the knee yet?
see half doobie on coffee table
light it and puff
it was actually a butt smoke my poor friend rolled from my ash tray
watch new xmen
boring plot exposition x1000
quicksilver kills the chorus of snores in the cinema
more boring plot
MORE BORING PLOT
so many characters it makes your head spin
wasting Oscar Isaac on "le I want to kill le world XD" villain
new Storm looks awesome
new Jean Grey is a Stark, what the fuck man
new Cyclops is a dudebro weedlmao
Nightcrawler is """German""" ie probably a t*rk
5/10 is the best I can do, Jeff
you won't be happy with me
but give me one more chance
you won't be happy anyway
tfw got so fucked up on molly, I went around collecting butts off of wasaga beach at 4am just to have a smoke
not proud t b h
Fudge, I was looking forward to that
At least our countries aren't run by a manlet :^)
But it's so obvious fox aren't as good at making superhero movies as marvel, everything is either slightly worse or a lot worse
Still tho, it has a lot of talented actors
waiting for my pizzas goys
got a 3euro coupon because they spoilered game of thrones in their last newsletter
fuck this whole HOLD THE DOOR XD SOOOOO SAD XD memeshit
fuck gayme of faggots
thanks for the coupon tho
tfw I'll never eat fudge with the friendly black cashier girl in that restaurant in Vegas
kek this second of hopeful waiting for a tip of the pizzaturk
not this time boy
Give him two cents, that is even worse than giving nothing. But it's also a dick move.
calling your general /cum/
SUMMER FUCKING SUCKS
Get on our level.
only black genocide can save this world
no all of the above option
They already won ever since the Nazis lost.
Not funny, my uncle died that way.
:/ i didnt ask for these feels
Post what your listenin to senpai
hey friends, what's on the agenda for you lads today?
Well, Trump could be our last hope.
What is Sweden like?
Is it boring?
Germany has never won a war.
feels like 37°C
REEEEEEEE GET ME OUT OF THIS INFERNO HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS
the US have never won a war
What is this meme?
Is it like butthurt brits trying to claim that the US never actually won its independence due to some autistic semantics?
so which war have you won? memewars on american soil do not count
what is this?
Are you stupid? The Anglosphere United in a war is near unstoppable. China has no force projection and has a long history of getting there asses to them in war. Russia is only a regional power with no navy. France has a solid military but wouldn't be able to carry the weight in a war against the Anglosphere. Germany is not even worth a mention in present times.
memewars on american soil do not count
Where did this completely arbitrary stipulation come from
m-muh brave revolutionaries
There were several more wars after the Revolutionary War, and I'm not sure why that wouldn't count
Why are you even here
we own america
you still haven't told me about all those wars you've won tho ;-)
Look up wars the United States were in on Wikipedia or something I can't even really be fucked if you apparently don't know US history at all
South Carolina renigged on both her moon rocks
so you can't name any
hmmmmmmmm makes u think )))
If a white person made that album there'd literally be riots
Name a war Germany has won in the past 200 years.
we own America
He says while 56k American soldiers are stationed in his "country" with multiple large bases.
Why is Canada so much better than America?
Not a big fan of all this fighting and arguing, guys.
all the countries that hate America most "lost" both their rocks
And I thought Johnny's biggest hit was Pirates of The Caribbean. Women must be Amber Heard.
1812, Mexican war, spanish war, civil war, etc. What does the German education system define memewarfare as that invalidates these? Did the Mexican war become a memewar because we annexed their territory?
Not a big fan of spics
Mexico confirmed for good friend tbqh
well considering it wasn't even released until 8 years after it was cut from its initial release, it kind of caused one
That's definitely more of a meme than the wars we fought on our soil which you say don't count.
lol "wars" ok
greatest nation ever lol
can't even win a war against junglegooks and steals the picked cherries after germany raped all of europe in wwII then claims it their victory lol
Y are u rude to Canadian?????
the only people to directly attack the US were the japs and they got BTFO'D with 2 nukes, Ahmet
Dumb evil twin idiot
No, don't try to pass it off as banter, you said "the us has never won a war" like this is some meme factoid uneducated retards actually believe. Who told you this? Did you just make it up?
Three lols in one post.
Raped by the commies and has country split in two
Is spared from being completely obsorbed by the commies because the Americans are protecting them.
You were indeed Raped. Just as you are know with those 1million refugees in 1 year with a 80million population.
fufu.. how did u know?!
dont make me beat you up
the battles you fought on american soil were minor armed conflicts, i don't count them as wars
without germany you wouldn't have been able to massacre civili...i mean "btfo" japan
Just ignore him.
We all know this country isn't perfect and not as good as it supposed to be, but don't let him derail the thread.
the battles you fought on american soil were minor armed conflicts
That's objectively untrue and not all of those wars were fought on "american soil" even if that somehow were to nullify it as a war, which is completely retarded. You don't know what you're talking about please stfu
its friday night
minding my own business surfing the interwebs
some dumb teens outside my window
hear a bottle shatter and general noise
not looking that way
one of the girls starts shouting and trying to get my attention
freeze and pretend to be a statue until they go away
Fuck I hate normies so much. SO MUCH.
Probably sum cucks
hard to come to terms with reality mr never won a war huh?
The actual German is right
MuhamMad is probably bored at the refugee center and is fishing for (you) s
Cuz.... I'm in love with u
the nukes were made and dropped by americans, that is literally undeniable.
b-but one of the scientists were 1/64th german
German, yet still working for the US military on top secret research is not a thing.
And aside from that, how the fuck did germany help us? the krauts LITERALLY allied with the slant eyes
germans literally built the entire us and you know it
MuhamMad is probably bored at the refugee center and is fishing for (you) s
He said some retarded and misinformed shit with sincerity and is trying to pass it off as trolling now
Normally I wouldn't give him (You)s, but I'm offended that he thinks he can pull that off here, Americans fucking invented that trick
Jhonny Depp net worth: $400 million
Amber Heard net worth: $4.5 million
Rest in piece mother fucker
me or my nice twin
throwing a phone at your wife
Just use a stapler
why did he think it would be a good idea to fuck a gold digger that could be his daughter anyway
hahaha time to go back the refugee shelter
Time has not been kind to him
It's only marginally better on the average and rapidly heading down to our level.
Have you ever fucked a man?
How was it?
tfw no german quebec of usa
Post comfy photos of Kansas
liquor store robbery
why is this a specific category of robbery over there? I never hear of off-licenses (what we call liquor stores here) being specifically targeted for robbery here
are they open for longer hours into the night than other shops? increasing their likelihood of robbery?
Canada Will Begin Marijuana Legalization In Spring 2017
America's beta test strikes again
Thinking with his dick
To be quite honest, Amber Heard is a legit 11 out of 10 master race goddess.
We can say we wouldn't make the same mistake, but I'm not so sure I could turn down a semen demon like Heard on full gold digger mode.
Liquor stores are in every ghetto in America. They're easy targets
I was going to post >tfw no Natalia Lafourcade gf then I looked up her age and she is 32 years old.
What the hell Mexico? She looks and sounds 10 years younger
Yes a trap.
It was pretty good I guess.
Biscum so I don't feel remorse.
i hate stoya
wanting frogs, germs, or the mudslimes they come with
Stoya is her name, not sure about that specific video. She has great facial expressions in most of her vids.
I've fucked a couple of traps. Both for a couple of months on separate occasions.
I can tell you one thing, men are infinitely better at sucking dick than women.
They are also far more submissive than women as well, which is paradoxical.
They can't take dick as well as females however, for obvious reasons.
It always took a little while to get the dick in and some good motion going.
how can you keep an errection when you sex them? you gotta be full on gay bro
i bet they all had deep guy voices
is alcohol so expensive in the US that every backstreet liquor store is a literal goldmine just there for the taking?
This senpai. They are the best at sucking dick.
And also true that they are very submissive, and it is a struggle to put it in at first even for me (6inches and very thick.)
Not very thick *
Im attracted to both sexes so it isn't an issue, I can fuck twinks as well and stay hard.
Have you been fucked by a man?
I'm intensely attracted to their submissiveness.
Its something I didn't know about myself, but when I decided to give a trap a go and "she" basically let me do anything I wanted, it got my hard like I've never been before.
One of them would text me in the middle of the day begging me to go to "her" apartment so I could "rape her". I would go and " she" would be bent over on the edge of her bed lubed up and asking to be fucked.
And their voices weren't very deep. They had the typical high pitch homosexual voice.
Nope. I'm a top when I hook up with guys "traps" . I do cuddle after sometimes.
I don't even like the thought of anything touching my ass.
Also I would barely touch their dick. Usually they would jack off themselves while I fucked them
I do cuddle after sometimes
fucking faggot lmao
i bet you kiss them too
May give this a shot some time
Goodnight loved ones
Why so insecure achmed? Aren't Arabs some of the gayest people? They just hide in the closet so they get beheaded
you're a flaming faggot m8
It's a good time. Just don't get attached.
Try Grindr, Tinder
And you're a Muslim living in a foreign land what's your point? Have you even had sex before? (rape doesn't count)
i'm a white christian man with gf
you're a faggot with triple aids
Are u the kraut with the asian gf
I doubt that you type like your typical butthurt diaspora.
And why are you so triggered lol
/cum/ is ded cuz every1s fighting
post cute instead ok
I'll rape u Canadian
Ugly gook with the face of an old lady. If you have foreign fever at least post some cute Latinas or slavs.
he looks at the face
Being a footfag with yellow fever
I'm so sorry, I think only suicide will help
asian feet are salvation
stop fighting or ull get a timeout !!
Anybody else having weird habits?
For example I always fold a bunch of toilet-paper before taking a shit so im prepared.
*gives u a timeout*
Your test levels must be the same as a trannies.
Can't get any more beta than yellow fever and being a footfag.
I touch my hair a lot
mexicans use leafblowers
canadians are leafs
I'am Canada's death
Not even 4 days until the DLC hits and I havent even started my new playthrough yet....
Who /trackstar/ here
I made the mistake of starting NG+ a few days before I got a job. I'm barely heading to novigrad again. Feelsbadman
I want to do the vocals for a death metal band desu
New Game+ it basically let's you start over and you keep your level and all your stuff minus your Gwent cards. Enemies levels are scaled and are more difficult.
I did to so I can beat the game on Death March.
You also unlock another tier of Witcher gear which is labeled Legendary gear.
*throws soda can at janny*
(not exactly sure why tokyo kids would be pumping euro trance tho)
there are people ITT who don't have all the good traits I have
why do I even share this website with you people
i have them all and more
somebody shooting off fireworks at 5:30 pm on a friday
i hate cities so fucking much
then move lol
I can't afford to I'm poor
went to the beach with yer mum? :D
was this picture taken in turkey?
they're obv mexicans
You can see the disgust on his face at the blatant disregard for basic physics
Why are americans so rude and racist?
winston is actually goat
sorry to the user I was arguing with about this a few days ago
that's a cute girl
that's a fuccboi
go back to spain
mmmMMMmmm even fucking better
never get tired of these
Wich tourist is the best?
You both said Canadians
because it's true
most american tourists i've met are assholes and mexican tourists are mostly high class arrogant people imo
Because they are actually very nice
Winston is amazing, you can make insane pushes with him and just tear shit up.
I thought it was a cliche
Unless you get a particularly rowdy group, Canadians are pretty mild mannered when we go abroad. I'm sure many Americans are the same, but I think people probably have bad experiences with a couple obese billy-joe-bob's and write American tourists in general off as huge douchebags.
it is actually funny
Make your parents proud edition
I'm leaving the country. Maybe I'll make them proud.
Where you'll go?
anywhere the wind blows
Really dislike being white desu
real frenchie here.
I'm calling the USA professionally for the 1st time for 10 days. Repeat : it's professional. Meaning I'm paid or fired.
I desperately need your help for the pronunciation of one word. But before that, it's story tyyyme
So today one of the few high execs who were willing to talk to our company was so nice, and playful, and maybe mocking? that he literally taught me how to pronounce "distributors". He said he a gazillion times and rated my progress. We were laughing in the end... you got it ! High exec, but he sounded young.
Now business time. The word I'm stumbing on is easy to find in the singular form : "purchase". Puuuurchase. Problem is, I have to pronounce the plural form 100 times a day. I told my workmates it was puuuuurchases, but am I right? This youtube.com
In the name of Lafayette, Jefferson and both Roosevelts, could someone vocaroo "purchases" ?
is this howtosay.co.in
Why? It's awesome!
Are you living in a gettho or shit?
real frenchie here
sounds right to me
Just aesthetically speaking it's a disgusting skin tone, and not to mention sunburns and rapid aging. Wish I was brown
well thanks a lot!
I thought fuck I didn't google that right when I finished posting here
but I would have forgotten about this until tomorrow
great weight off my chest
I actually was saying puuuurchaaaaaases
per chuh sizz
Driving to Dallas lads. Plans almost got ruined by a severe storm that caused my main route to get flooded
Why you don't wish being Asian?
They don't age
They don't have sex
ok, so it's not "chaa"
helps a lot.
Asian would be fine too desu
Wish I was anything but white
it's an "LMM pretends to be white" episode
Really dislike bring black desu
remainder of my img search... Dunno how else to thanks cum.
in the metro, I told you you were very cute. I was serious. I think you are the most beautiful person in the world
Half latino (venezuelan) , half anglo here. How white do I look?
tfw my sister relies on gps so much that we are now hopelessly lost in her town
tfw she's on the verge of tears
I doubt you're actually black
you could pass as a local in my country
Why do black people love dragon ball z so much?
I doubt you're actually black
That's odd, I rely on gps too but I gradually learn my way around
people still use /cum/
Why the hell do women cry over every little thing
I think the last time I cried was well over 10 years ago desu
I'm just skeptical
She's a perpetual child, so that might explain it. Those are my parents' words, not mine :^)
I bet the next edition will suck.
22 memes early
tfw too busy to browse /cum/ lately apart from the occasional shitpost
what a loser
cuck calling somebody gay