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Make your parents proud edition

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Making to make 'em proud by posting sexy feet!!

fuck Mexico
fuck USA
fuck Canada

3 bad countries on a large continent

Naice

nth for don't bully!

At least none of them posts under a proxy.

El NorcoreANO

I almost thought yall were just gonna let that proxy slip by without a (You), lil disappointed

>Warner Brothers channel television programs

Are there Taco Bells in Mexico?

What the fuck is that thing

a real human bean

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no

That upset me more than it should've

kek what

What about Chipotle?

is he crying or laughing

son being a neet, the dads sick of it and the mum is defending the son hid away in his room.

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crying, I thought I would post it since this is "make your parents proud" edition

Por lo menos, puedo ver mi verga.

something like stamp collecting
lel

LOL

kek, btw this was posted by the son louie himself on /r9k/ two days ago:

>Not an alcoholic
>Doesn't so drugs
>Work non stop since 13
>Finished the army without problems
>Well mannered
>Doesn't waste money
>Even more conservative then mom
I think I did well desu

Good lad.

>no drugs, alcohol
>STEM major
>track runner
looking good
>crossdresser
Fuck

Not that I know of
There's Chilli's, which I think it's an american fast food chain.

>Crossdresser

Lewd :3

Father didn't think so :3c

woah

Story?

I don't like blogging much
Isnt much of a story anyway he just left (for other reasons too)

I find these kind of stories really interesting desu

he's a closet faggot and his dead beat him when he found the girl clothes

Former British colonies (Canada, USA, UK, Australia, New Zealand, India) versus France, China, Russia, Vietnam and Germany in an all out war

NO NUKES ALLOWED

Who would win?

Are you thin and hairless at least?

Hairy fat cross dressers are the worst. They should at least make an effort ffs

What are victory conditions? Why are they fighting? Whos going to attempt to invade who?

The victor gets 1 million rare never seen pepes, they are fighting just for bantz rights also. Who they attack is up to them

The commies probably.

UK, Canada and AUS are amazing force multipliers for the USA side, but China and Russia together plus Frances high tech capabilites would be too much.

>France
>current germany

Looks like we'd lose another time.

I met mom today.

I told her I'm happy with my job and she smiled. I wasn't lying.

ALL GONNA MKAY IT

also germany is the best war strategist in human history
combined with the sheer manpower we'd rape the ass of the world world

(the US have never won a war)

I came out desu
I'm skinny (5'7 and 140lb) but hairy and it's fucking annoying to shave every two days

post cock

>140
could do better desu

5"8/125lbs here, also look into sugaring instead of shaving

Just wax. It's painfull, but effective.

>sugaring
sure.
And it's mostly muscle, again, i'm a track runner.

also post thighs

why are only 40+ dudes horny fuvks on gay dating sites
all i want is a blow and go
and this 44 year old guy has a reall good looking cock but he's 44 lol and looks shit face wise
really nice cock tho

Hitler is disappointed with you senpai

sauce?

I watched that a little bit. It just reeks of low quality, all of it.

I don't know about India but if you have me personally on your side then no one can touch your country

>crossdresser
Nothing wrong if you do in private

I'm taking an MCAT test prep course and have to learn about how education actually enforces inequality. This is so stupid

>have to learn
check ur privilege

they are telling us about how pronouns assigned to certain careers in school textbooks enforces inequality in people's minds

should i order pizza today for dinner or nah

FINGER LICKIN' GOOD

so how are you going to use this newfound knowledge to fight the oppressive education system, user?

>tfw mei main

idk, people in the chat are literally asking if a monarchy can also be authoritarian. I thought this shit was just intuitive. future doctors? these people have a normie-tier understanding of the world

>maining anything in any game

>not understanding the concept of maining something

in a war against canada,
I would not fight
unless they were minorities,
(and I don't mean white)

the situation is critical,
it's getting out of hand
asians and refugees,
all throughout the land

I hope this means a lot
from the land of the lard
I can say that justin trudeau
has canada cucked hard

so back to the war,
it would be a shame,
if canada didn't participate,
in the ethnic cleansing game

>I'm a shitter who has to play only one character forever to not be utter garbage at the game

kind of a hostile way to admit you don't know what maining means

i have a mandolin
i play it all night long
it makes me want to kill myself

Oh shush, filthy mainer.

A E S T H E T I C S

youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg

...

Oh sweet, you know how to repost a meme. Gosh darnit. Most impressive thing I saw all week!

Shut the Fuck up cuck

Do you ever just open your mouth and think "maybe I shouldn't meme"? Neither do I.

Dumb cuck

I really hope you aren't the video game playing degenerate lot

Do I count if I make shitty videogames for fun?

You win this round, old man.

hope u lyk

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Good cuck

LMAO who the fuck likes Canadians LMAO

why do y'all act like you had real life during the day lol

have you bent the knee yet?

>see half doobie on coffee table
>light it and puff
>it was actually a butt smoke my poor friend rolled from my ash tray

>watch new xmen
>boring plot exposition x1000
>quicksilver kills the chorus of snores in the cinema
>more boring plot
>MORE BORING PLOT
>so many characters it makes your head spin
>wasting Oscar Isaac on "le I want to kill le world XD" villain
>new Storm looks awesome
>new Jean Grey is a Stark, what the fuck man
>new Cyclops is a dudebro weedlmao
>Nightcrawler is """German""" ie probably a t*rk
>WASTING FASSBENDER
5/10 is the best I can do, Jeff

you won't be happy with me
but give me one more chance
you won't be happy anyway

>tfw got so fucked up on molly, I went around collecting butts off of wasaga beach at 4am just to have a smoke
not proud t b h

Fudge, I was looking forward to that

At least our countries aren't run by a manlet :^)

It's decent

But it's so obvious fox aren't as good at making superhero movies as marvel, everything is either slightly worse or a lot worse

Still tho, it has a lot of talented actors

waiting for my pizzas goys
got a 3euro coupon because they spoilered game of thrones in their last newsletter

fuck this whole HOLD THE DOOR XD SOOOOO SAD XD memeshit
fuck gayme of faggots

thanks for the coupon tho

>fudge
>tfw I'll never eat fudge with the friendly black cashier girl in that restaurant in Vegas

kek this second of hopeful waiting for a tip of the pizzaturk
not this time boy

Give him two cents, that is even worse than giving nothing. But it's also a dick move.

FUCKING COUGH

REEEEEEEE

zika

>calling your general /cum/

hehehe

>81 degrees
>59% humidity
SUMMER FUCKING SUCKS

75 f
79% humidity

Get on our level.