Make your parents proud edition
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Making to make 'em proud by posting sexy feet!!
fuck Mexico
fuck USA
fuck Canada
3 bad countries on a large continent
Naice
nth for don't bully!
At least none of them posts under a proxy.
El NorcoreANO
I almost thought yall were just gonna let that proxy slip by without a (You), lil disappointed
>Warner Brothers channel television programs
Are there Taco Bells in Mexico?
What the fuck is that thing
a real human bean
no
That upset me more than it should've
kek what
What about Chipotle?
is he crying or laughing
son being a neet, the dads sick of it and the mum is defending the son hid away in his room.
crying, I thought I would post it since this is "make your parents proud" edition
Por lo menos, puedo ver mi verga.
something like stamp collecting
lel
LOL
kek, btw this was posted by the son louie himself on /r9k/ two days ago:
>Not an alcoholic
>Doesn't so drugs
>Work non stop since 13
>Finished the army without problems
>Well mannered
>Doesn't waste money
>Even more conservative then mom
I think I did well desu
Good lad.
>no drugs, alcohol
>STEM major
>track runner
looking good
>crossdresser
Fuck
Not that I know of
There's Chilli's, which I think it's an american fast food chain.
>Crossdresser
Lewd :3
Father didn't think so :3c
woah
Story?
I don't like blogging much
Isnt much of a story anyway he just left (for other reasons too)
I find these kind of stories really interesting desu
he's a closet faggot and his dead beat him when he found the girl clothes
Former British colonies (Canada, USA, UK, Australia, New Zealand, India) versus France, China, Russia, Vietnam and Germany in an all out war
NO NUKES ALLOWED
Who would win?
Are you thin and hairless at least?
Hairy fat cross dressers are the worst. They should at least make an effort ffs
What are victory conditions? Why are they fighting? Whos going to attempt to invade who?
The victor gets 1 million rare never seen pepes, they are fighting just for bantz rights also. Who they attack is up to them
The commies probably.
UK, Canada and AUS are amazing force multipliers for the USA side, but China and Russia together plus Frances high tech capabilites would be too much.
>France
>current germany
Looks like we'd lose another time.
I met mom today.
I told her I'm happy with my job and she smiled. I wasn't lying.
ALL GONNA MKAY IT
also germany is the best war strategist in human history
combined with the sheer manpower we'd rape the ass of the world world
(the US have never won a war)
I came out desu
I'm skinny (5'7 and 140lb) but hairy and it's fucking annoying to shave every two days
post cock
>140
could do better desu
5"8/125lbs here, also look into sugaring instead of shaving
Just wax. It's painfull, but effective.
>sugaring
sure.
And it's mostly muscle, again, i'm a track runner.
also post thighs
why are only 40+ dudes horny fuvks on gay dating sites
all i want is a blow and go
and this 44 year old guy has a reall good looking cock but he's 44 lol and looks shit face wise
really nice cock tho
Hitler is disappointed with you senpai
sauce?
I watched that a little bit. It just reeks of low quality, all of it.
I don't know about India but if you have me personally on your side then no one can touch your country
>crossdresser
Nothing wrong if you do in private
I'm taking an MCAT test prep course and have to learn about how education actually enforces inequality. This is so stupid
>have to learn
check ur privilege
they are telling us about how pronouns assigned to certain careers in school textbooks enforces inequality in people's minds
should i order pizza today for dinner or nah
FINGER LICKIN' GOOD
so how are you going to use this newfound knowledge to fight the oppressive education system, user?
>tfw mei main
idk, people in the chat are literally asking if a monarchy can also be authoritarian. I thought this shit was just intuitive. future doctors? these people have a normie-tier understanding of the world
>maining anything in any game
>not understanding the concept of maining something
in a war against canada,
I would not fight
unless they were minorities,
(and I don't mean white)
the situation is critical,
it's getting out of hand
asians and refugees,
all throughout the land
I hope this means a lot
from the land of the lard
I can say that justin trudeau
has canada cucked hard
so back to the war,
it would be a shame,
if canada didn't participate,
in the ethnic cleansing game
>I'm a shitter who has to play only one character forever to not be utter garbage at the game
kind of a hostile way to admit you don't know what maining means
i have a mandolin
i play it all night long
it makes me want to kill myself
Oh shush, filthy mainer.
A E S T H E T I C S
...
Oh sweet, you know how to repost a meme. Gosh darnit. Most impressive thing I saw all week!
Shut the Fuck up cuck
Do you ever just open your mouth and think "maybe I shouldn't meme"? Neither do I.
Dumb cuck
I really hope you aren't the video game playing degenerate lot
Do I count if I make shitty videogames for fun?
You win this round, old man.
hope u lyk
Good cuck
LMAO who the fuck likes Canadians LMAO
why do y'all act like you had real life during the day lol
have you bent the knee yet?
>see half doobie on coffee table
>light it and puff
>it was actually a butt smoke my poor friend rolled from my ash tray
>watch new xmen
>boring plot exposition x1000
>quicksilver kills the chorus of snores in the cinema
>more boring plot
>MORE BORING PLOT
>so many characters it makes your head spin
>wasting Oscar Isaac on "le I want to kill le world XD" villain
>new Storm looks awesome
>new Jean Grey is a Stark, what the fuck man
>new Cyclops is a dudebro weedlmao
>Nightcrawler is """German""" ie probably a t*rk
>WASTING FASSBENDER
5/10 is the best I can do, Jeff
you won't be happy with me
but give me one more chance
you won't be happy anyway
>tfw got so fucked up on molly, I went around collecting butts off of wasaga beach at 4am just to have a smoke
not proud t b h
Fudge, I was looking forward to that
At least our countries aren't run by a manlet :^)
It's decent
But it's so obvious fox aren't as good at making superhero movies as marvel, everything is either slightly worse or a lot worse
Still tho, it has a lot of talented actors
waiting for my pizzas goys
got a 3euro coupon because they spoilered game of thrones in their last newsletter
fuck this whole HOLD THE DOOR XD SOOOOO SAD XD memeshit
fuck gayme of faggots
thanks for the coupon tho
>fudge
>tfw I'll never eat fudge with the friendly black cashier girl in that restaurant in Vegas
kek this second of hopeful waiting for a tip of the pizzaturk
not this time boy
Give him two cents, that is even worse than giving nothing. But it's also a dick move.
FUCKING COUGH
REEEEEEEE
zika
>calling your general /cum/
hehehe
>81 degrees
>59% humidity
SUMMER FUCKING SUCKS
75 f
79% humidity
Get on our level.