How do you hide your porn?

How do you hide your porn?

INB4 "Encryption"
Nobody has time for that nigger.

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why would I hide it?

>hide
Why?

desktop, folder called smut

>has the time to hide porn at all

encrypted partition. I typically unlock it at every boot so it's not really hidden.

Encryption. I actually have 30 seconds to spare.

>You go on vacation
>Your mom breaks into your room/house
>She removes your hardrive from your computer
>She starts browsing it
>She finds your porn stash
>Her face when

Easiest, straightforward method--keep it in an external drive and name it some inconspicuous. Store it away somewhere random where no one would think to find it. If someone asks, say you keep your personal finances on it, even better if you put some dummy files on it. When done with said porn, remove drive and store. That way, there's no accidents when someone tries to save anything on your computer, if for whatever reason, someone happens upon your computer.

Another method is to simply not download and store it--the internet is a vast and wonderous place--there really isn't a reason to store it when porn is so accessible.

>not sharing porn with your mom

>he watches porn
Nice

>Another method is to simply not download and store it
You're fucken stupid, shut the fuck up--porn vids are taken down all the fucken time.

Stupid fucken idiot.

>Her face when

>there really isn't a reason to store it when porn is so accessible.

depends on your fetishes. sometimes I find videos that stand far above the rest so it's better to keep them than to waste time in the future tracking them down if I feel like fappng to them

You have any idea how long it will take to encrypt 300gb of data?

FUCK THAT.

It's easier to put it inside a password protected Winrar file--but even that is annoying because of the slower reading rates when it has to read a compressed file.

> Encryption.
LOL

Save it all under a hidden folder with other user as owner of it. If you wanna access you have to type the password. Thats it.

does moms know how to remove a hard drvie from a computer?

buddy...you know how easy that is to get around that?

Brother does---they might help each other out.

Just put all your porn inside a .docx and opening it in 7zip.

LUKS doesn't work like that though. It's fast.

I have had no problems with filevault and an i7-2600k

Useless. It's all useless, porn is impossible to hide while at the same time keeping it readily accessible.

You're an idiot. Encrypting is faster than even SSD read rates, unless you've got a dinosaur CPU. If you're encrypting large amounts of data, the bottleneck is disk IO, not "encryption" itself.

I shouldn't have laughed at that.

Again, I have 30 seconds to spare.

As I said I don't really hide it. It's just porn. The encryption is only there so people don't stumble upon it.

I know you don't want to hear that drive encryption is your best bet but it is.

yeah I know, you only have to mount the disk with another computer or OS. But I use HAMMER fs, i think i am the only fucker that uses that shit in my town.

Walk me through drive encryption if it's so easy.

I tried truecrypt once and it was a complete disaster and waste of time.

I remember the names of the lesbians and traps I like to watch.

I'm too lazy to hide it

Open partitioner. Format USB or whatever if necessary. Right-click encrypt. Choose a password and it's done instantly.

guess which folder its in

> Encryption
Really?
Do you save the military secrets of your country between your porn? Common fuckers!

%appdata% and a password to login

MODS

>Willing to all sorts of stupid, ineffective shit that ends up taking a ton of time in the end
Just install veracrypt and create a container with a shitty, worthless password and be done with it.

>he doesn't purposely leave his porn tabs open when mom comes in

Hidden folder, rename all the file names to a serial number and the extension to .txt

Its a porn thread you dingus mods should've nuked the thread way before that

In linux
Open gnome disk utility
Partition your device as LUKS+EXT4
Enter password twice to verify
Save files

Windowsfags will have to use FAT or NTFS.

4 different bookmarks in my file manager.

>sv
as in, /s/videos. Takes up 760GB of a 1TB HDD. Half of my normie videos and half of my JAV

>s2
/s/videos 2. The other half of the normie shit. 870GB. External 2TB.

>m2
Femdom vids. 218GB. Same external

>a2
Half of the JAV. External. 350GB

>Another method is to simply not download and store it--the internet is a vast and wonderous place--there really isn't a reason to store it when porn is so accessible.
I still can't find a video I liked that got deleted from a tube site

>Willing to all sorts of stupid, ineffective shit that ends up taking a ton of time in the end

Isn't that the Sup Forums way?

In a folder named "Hand-Holding". Nobody ever dares to open it

Why not just create a locker folder? Sure it's easy to get past the password if you know where to look, but I don't think people you would need to hide it from would know where to look

app data folder

>You have any idea how long it will take to encrypt 300gb of data?
Like twelve hours max, and then after that you never have to worry about reformatting your hard drive to get rid of your MLP fanfics after your government goes through a regime change. Simply destroy your key and it's gone forever.

C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft Office\root\Office16\MEDIA\Videos

takes about 11 seconds to access :)

I spent the last few years making a sort of "folder maze," if you will.

I made 100 folders, each one containing 100 folders, each one containing 100 folders. This goes on for 5 layers. You have to choose the exact right path to get to the porn.

If you don't know the correct code (which is 55, 10, 83, 33 and 6, by the way), you'll never get to the porn. Also, hidden them from search. So you can't just search for ".jpg" and find the porn.

Windows has a pretty restrictive thing about how long file path names are, I call BS.

MAX_PATH is something close to 255 characters. So if the folders all have two-digit names, he won't bump into it.

It's still pointless because windows' "don't include this in search" flag only affects windows' built-in search. I'd install windirstat and point it at the base folder, it'd tell me which directory had the porn in seconds.

also, spent years making this? you could make this in fifteen minutes with a batch file, and fourteen of those minutes would be looking up the cmd syntax.

In the best UNIX style, I store it in ~/.prn

Sauce?

I got only a few MB of porn that must be hidden,so I just aes that shit.

dir /b /s /a:-d

the "folder maze" technique is designed to hide porn from normies who don't know things like that. you mother, your girlfriend, etc etc

I just keep it in a folder in one of 5 HDDs

no ones ever gonna find it because my computer boots into a normie hackintosh SSD, and it requires a smarter person to choose which HDD has my personal windows partition from Clover.

>email attachments
You can't fool me user.

>girlfriend
Why the fuck would you hide your porn from her?

Why don't people just keep the drive unmounted if all they want is to hide it from normies?

some girls get really upset about that shit
my girl is like that one from Don Jon

I dont....what the fck, are you 12?
Personal pics and important sht etc. are encrypted ofc...
But porn is on a huge ass favorited folder called PORN NSFW. Who cares if you watch porn??Your mom? Your gf? If someone asks i will not just let them browse it, i will fcking show them my favorite trap-bondage-midget-porn.Damn faggets

thats the first page of the comic, with the literal name posted on it.

You can work it out cant you user?

/home/[username]/Private/Pornography

>How do you hide your porn?
I don't.

i don't save porn on my computer

my browsing history tho

>Nobody has time for that nigger.

>step through a 5 minute top wizard to make a veracrypt volume for porn
>actually quicker than thinking up some inane folder structure that can be broken by anyone who knows how to traverse a filesystem

When did Sup Forums become so retarded?

Christian girlfriends are batshit insane in bed but have very, VERY tight morals and will flip their shit if they catch you watching porn. It's kind of weird bu the pussy's good.

>saving porn when you're living with others
>hiding porn when you're living alone
whichever situation you're in, you're doing it wrong

What's stopping me from searching by file type?

The files are hidden, so they won't show up in the Search regimen.

LOL

i dont save porn on my computer

Its in my dolphin root folder in a folder labeled log.

>press win key
>type dol
>right click dolphin
>open file location
>click log
>Fap

My dolphin folder is pretty fuck huge anyway because I have all the isos in there too so it doesn't look bizarrely large and none of my family or friends are really smart enough to find the stash in a more meticulous manner anyway so I don't really do much else

I do not have pornography and I do not watch any, because it is a sin.

May God forgive you.

God isn't real.

That is what the jews want you to think.

Jew fucking invented God.

No. They were the chosen ones and they betrayed God.

Like when Anakin betrayed the light side.

Your messiah was a jew, fuccboi

A good jew

I use a vm set up with luks. Usually keep it running unless someone is at my place then I shut the vm down so you need the password to access it again. I do all my bad browsing in it as well.

I have a 4tb drive fully encrypted. What's your excuse?

This.

How big is your nose?

how tight is your noose?

Use the winter and cmd trick it's all over this site dumbass
Thoughts that's not enough to hide your kiddie porn from the Feds

Ict work?

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>F: Files \ Chan \ History \ Grand Strategy Games \ Not Porn

Just look I will give you a quick rundown:
>Mary, mother of Jesus is queen of Poland
>Lech Kaczyński signed treaty of Lisbon and he was killed in plane crash.
>Sweden attack Poland in Swedish deluge and they are cucked.
>Germany, UK, Russians are cucked now.
>France because of French Revolution are cucked.
>Murrica is still cucked by USSR spies youtube.com/watch?v=lWIpFvGrNak

>2017
>not having an emulated linux just for the porn

>Downloading porn
Pathetic

On a Truecrypt volume. I live alone and the material is harmless, but I don't want to be remembered as the one with futa or trap x female shit if I die.

Like this

Not even amongst those shown
>nice shell game, kek'd hard

>parents taking anything personal that belongs to me without my permission
I don't know what kind of beta cuck you are but I have this thing called "respect for privacy" with my parents. We don't go through each other's sensitive shit such as flash drives laptops or cameras or phones without asking because it's what people with the concept of personal space do.

It's in econs, which contains a folder
That folder contains 5 other folders, each individually encripted.
Inside those folders are two others, both encripted too.
Inside one of those folders is a hidden folder containing all the "research"