Tfw the "meme" about americans being LITERALLY retarded is actually true

>tfw the "meme" about americans being LITERALLY retarded is actually true
>talking to girl
>mention Hitler
>"who's that?"

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There's no way anybody is this retarded

I'll believe it 2bh

I can't believe that.

>American women
I believe it

i believe it

>"ooh you mean HEATLURRR"

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also why the fuck do you casually talk about fucking Hitler with a random Girl you just met

Bullshit

why are you talking to a girl about hitler

yes there are vapid blondes in america i met some who didn't know what year 911 happened

Wha tdid you expect from people who call it "Lous anyeleis"?

rather than an matter of intelligence per say it may be an issue of cultural gap between the commoners and the elite.

I have never met anybody who didn't know who hitler was unless they were a little kid

stop lying

>dumb bitch asks what computer science is
>explain it
>she blankly nods
Dumb grandma

must retarded revisionist sjw

Literally nobody calls it that

It would be nice if someone knew the difference between knowledgeable and intelligent

Retarded implies the slowness of learning

Not knowing hitler is not representative of that, there is too much implication

>be visiting US with gf to meet her family
>go with gf and her mum to get groceries
>at the deli
>hey how's it goin, can I please ge-
>AUSTRALIA
>...sorry?
>YOU'RE FROM AUSTRALIA OR NEW ZEALAND BUT I'M PRETTY SURE AUSTRALIA
>oh...haha...yeah I'm an Aussie...could I please get half a-
>I KNEW YOU WERE AUSTRALIAN I CAN TELL BY YOUR ACCENT
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>
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>mfw

You should have showed her your dick

>user's first time communicating with someone not over the Internet

Apparently one of my housemates didnt know who david cameron was

It was just a bit of a culture shock to be surrounded by an entire country of autists. Wasn't used to it back home.

wait dont americans mix brit and aussie accents up as well, never mind aussie and new zealand accents

>mother asks me what i'm reading
>tell her about chaos theory and all the minute interactions that scale upwards and convalesce into an unpredictable whole
>give her a rough outline of set theory and tell her a little about the history of positivism and the rigor necessary to come to conclusions using these constructs as tools
>oh okay
cunt

She sounded like a retard but that is kinda the opposite of autism.

>are you from Dutchland?

>hey sorry for dresden hitler did nothing wrong IKR?

>Im 1/40 german too.

>muh microbreweries

>i heard you dont have microwaves

I was asked if I was British on that trip many a time. Also South African a few times.

That is impossible
I hope..

To be honest, Americans range from very knowledgeable, intellectual geniuses, to useless dumbfucks who can't tell Sun and Moon apart

The concept of teaching about Hitler offends them so of course they don't know who he is.

>>i heard you dont have microwaves
Nigga watt? What is this meme?

What are you trying to say? Like... The actual word. I don't understand your phonetics.

This is a pretty spot on description

That's actually a fair description

>be visiting USA
>go to party with cousin
>try to talk in a heavy accent so people will react
>nobody cares
>walk up to girls and attempt it again with a big "heeeellååå"
>just shake their heads and walk away

WHY COULDN'T I'VE BEEN AUSTRALIAN

How is it retarded to concentrate only on things you care about and are relevant?

I bet that girl is smart as fuck in the fields and interests she is passionate about. She doesn't need to remember a bunch of retarded bullshit about all the Seiges of WW2 for her life.

>Texan girl comes to Spain on an exchange program
>Confess to me that before coming here she thought Spain was a region of Mexico

What's that supposed to mean

They think we are somehow stuck in the 40s or something.

Just look at american movies playing in "Europe"

>be my ex-gf
>says "World War II... was that the one with Hitler"

They mix up kiwi and Aussie. For British they have only 2 concepts: posh and cockney. I grew up watching the BBC so I can code switch or at least tell where regional accents are from.

That's just ignorant it would be retarded if she thought he was one of the worse people ever

>Australians
>not autistic

appreciate the filename

Every single person here is different. Alot of people don't get that...

My East Asian wife asked me a long time ago, "What is American Culture?"

I responded, "We have no culture".

Because we really don't, our culture is having no culture. There's no sociological mindset to funnel people into a certain personality. Just do whatever the hell you want.

Unless they browse Sup Forums ,the average american has no idea about geography or politics.

They know "President" Merkel and Putin and thats it.

...

They have a surplus of ovens, no need for microwaves.

Ovens in which to make their luftwaffles

Fucking attention whoring swedes

>That's just ignorant it would be retarded if she thought he was one of the worse people ever

t. Sup Forums

Someone who caused one of the most tragic and world-changing wars in Europe is pretty significant and can be considered a bad person desu.

>stuck in the 40s
>probably the mos technologically advanced country in Europe
Is this really how Burgers view Germany?

Why do you hate Jews?

youtube.com/watch?v=2hOLm_k6eCs

Hitler is constantly referenced in ever medium. He is one of the most influential humans of all time. How the fuck do you get through life and not know who he is.

my thoughts.

what autist starts a conversation about fucking ww2

Hitler was a cool guy. He fought commies and didn't afraid of jews.

Ww2 is always a good topic as long as the girl is an autist as well

>mention Hitler
>"who's that?"

Dat american education.

>there are people who think hitler is still relevant
>tfw still living in a post-ww2 world where everything is dictated by who won and who lost in a war 70 years ago

Scandinavian accents, particularly Swedish and norwegian, are viewed as funny, not attractive.

Hottest accents are:
-australian
-kiwi
-continental Spanish
-posh


Ones we like to hear because they're easy on the ears:
-patois
-ugandan
-korean

>mention Hitler

Hitler ate poo poo, look it up

Smarter girls might like it if they're into history. I remember I talked about BoB with some girl on a party but I sperged about the concentration-camp episode being fiction and she got offended or something.

He is a btard, never mind.

El PeruANO

y-your accent in Swedish is shit aswell

>dating autistic girls.

Yeah have fun with that.

Checked your quints Vladmir

Most people here think old buildings = No progress

Because here the older the buildings are (save historical landmarks) generally the poorer and less developed it is. This of course is eschewed by big cities but we put up new facades frequently to combat this weird perception.

-continental Spanish
I thought people there disliked it?

>Not mentioning Irish accent
Women want to fuck me whenever I set foot in your country. The Irish accent is the world's strongest aphrodisiac, at least in the US.

Same happened with me, except I am an American in the land of leaves
also I'm from dang Maine so I was a little impressed they could smell the freedom on me when I live right fuckin there

Who's Hitler? That's a wierd name haha

I've heard of Americans asking if there are cars in Germany or if there's electricity in Germany

>>talking to girl
>>mention Hitler
Well, you too.

tfw this is true

Just some guy with 6million on his account

>mention Hitler
>"who's that?"
Neiß.
People seem to finally forget.

Americans always ask me if I were French when they hear my accent.
:(

Yeah. Smells like bullshit.

Two words: Antonio banderas

Nahhhh. Nahhhhhhhhhhh. Irish is like southern, depending on how thick/where from you come off as a yokel/proto-hillbilly or leprechaun.

German aggression was not a declaration of a global war, it was the British and French who created the global war of WWII.

Stalin and Mao are perfect examples of 20th century figures far worse figures than Hitler but no one thinks that because they didn't fuck with the Eternal Anglo

We do have a culture
If we didn't this nation would fall apart way too fast

America is in a hilarious situation where there is very little that actually unites the people

There is no common religion
No common people
The language is becoming less common

It's beautiful to watch a nation citizens slowly become more and more different from one another

Im glad that normies in america haven't discovered finland yet

You can thank 30 years of Americans doing bad "cherman" accents in war movies.

Also...

"Ve vill kom back and cut off your chonson!"

That's not ignorance about the details of germany, that's ignorance about anywhere outside of their state.

This.
Brits instantly know I'm German though.

Why would any decent conversation lead to talking about Hitler?

Velkom to de huudrolic press channel

You only say this because America is huge

You could say literally the same thing about any large country such as Russia or China or even fucking India

>Stalin and Mao are perfect examples of 20th century figures far worse figures than Hitler but no one thinks that because they didn't fuck with the Eternal Anglo

I agree, but to feign being unaware of how people can think of Hitler as "evil" is pretty ridiculous.

I said normies :D

I will make finland my favorite country to spite you.

Also my computer science teacher called you gommies when i was talking about memes

India not, sorry

>first time driving a car with an instructor
>instructor has a french accent
>ask him where's from
>he says romania
>mfw

Anything for (you)s huh?

>talking with girls about Hitler

I've met a guy from Vermont who was as smart as the dumbest rock in the universe. All he cared about was his state EXCLUSIVELY.
The president of the US? Where Iceland is? How an internal combustion engine works? What is ketchup made of? Zero clues.

What kind of Irish accents have you been hearing?
The Irish accent is melodic as fuck, everywhere except possibly in Kerry...But no-one wants to fuck a Kerryman anyway, so no issues.

Oh man I was skeptical about clicking this and I'm glad that I did. Thank you Italy.