>>60010802

I am too lazy to shave.

they're big guys

\thread

for you

Hide double chin.
Reddit social mimetic.
Insecurity about manliness or need to fit in virtual attention whoring """secret""" clubs such as no shave November

I'd like to add Unix wizardry cultural influence but the vast majority of these Starbucks/macbook air web devs "programmers" have no idea who Ken Thompson and Dennis Ritchie are and what they are known for.

Nobody in my office wears a beard, and very few in the company do, just the young hipsters.

Unix admin tier

It's mostly Amerifats. They do it to hide their triple chins

>Alan Kay, the creator of SmallTalk, a seminal language that suffered from a lack of chin hair.
smalltalk btfo

I'll never understand that beard. It only goes well with bald. I don't have any respect for these hipsters.

If they shaved it, would they die?

>Programmer
>Java
>PHP
>.com
>HTML5
JUST

>JAVA
>HTML5
>PHP
>IT
>Programmer
So this is the stereotypical codemonkey now?

this

Weak jaw enhancer.

Is it natural to feel an urge to harshly bully anyone who is like OP pic in real life?

No but it would be extremely mainstream.

Our religion encourages beard and also whats the point of trimming and shaving until you are going somewhere like wedding and stuff

It's a shelter for their semen

>hipster
>html5
>php
>.com
>programmer
yeah, sure

>I'm an angry geek who shaves

Nobody cared who they were until they grew the beard

About 3/4 of the developers in my office have beards

The men in other branches all shave

It's very meme

Too busy doing computer shit to worry about basic personal hygeine.

Americans literally created programming culture

I mean America is shit now but in the 60s and 70s things were still decent

this desu

Homosexuality. The hair around the mouth is used to mimic a vagina, thus luring any unsuspecting cocks, into it's stinky abyss.

This is accurate desu

Underrated