Sup Forums toddlers go away. This isn't a thread for you.
As programmers and other adults with real jobs, we all know that video games are for children. But let's be real, not ALL games are for children. There a certain subset of Sup Forums-acceptable games that encompass the following:
- They're either good in short bursts, or have so many possibilities that they're intellectually stimulating. - They have very modest system requirements. No fancy graphics card needed. - They're multi-platform. Preferably, they should run natively in Linux.
Pic related is the perfect Sup Forums game. There is literally nothing wrong with the occasional NetHack indulgence.
Me too. I only really care about that and Splatoon nowadays.
Leo Russell
Farming Simulator while I wait for my servers to reinstall
Leo Martin
I work 40 hours a week and have no time for games, but when I do, I play indie shit on STEAM with my WINDOWS machine.
Carter Ross
Charles, my brother, you need to stop trying to emulate the autism of Levi. Not even Levi is so autistic that he plays that game.
Liam Rivera
Trafficworlds
Eli Clark
I really like the Atelier series, especially the Arland trilogy.
It's just nice to take a break and play. It's so peaceful. There's no real goal or main plot point, just gather materials and synthesize items. The music is peaceful, the environments you go to gather are pretty to look at, and there are some battles which shake things up a bit.
What makes the Arland series nice is the time limit, so while it's peaceful it forces you to micro-manage everything so that you gather enough of the best materials to create the best items to create even greater items to create even greater greater items, to accomplish some goal or quest.
Particularly, it's a great exercise in time and resource management with beautiful artwork, but the Arland trilogy is only available on PS3 as far as I know.
The newer Mysterious Book ones are on PC though, and the first one (Atelier Sophie) runs natively on Linux with no problems. I haven't tested Atelier Firis though
Cameron Ward
my sides
Carter Stewart
I've played the shit out of both ADOM and NetHack. Great games to play when you're bored at work or in school.
Jack Lewis
Played this last night, psp emulation is pretty easy. Forcing higher res looks decent too
Fuck your criteria, op
Bentley Flores
back to Sup Forums you degenerate manchild
Jeremiah Fisher
I keep a Dwarf Fortress game running at work, usually one fortress that I kinda pay attention to sometimes, or on occasion my adventurer games
Carson Rodriguez
nice quads. This game is boring though. >press x to win
Jaxon Bennett
>natively on Linux I meant to say through Wine
Carson Lopez
DOTA meets all of those requirements.
Dominic Rodriguez
>>press x to win Every once in a while I need a break from killing floor 2
Jeremiah Richardson
I've easily spent more time playing nethack than all other computer games combined. Best game. Best played with text, (box drawing glyphs are fine) and not tiles. Do you numpad Op, or use the home row?
Oliver Butler
openttd
Dylan Nguyen
>But let's be real, not ALL games are for children
Nope
Make better use of your free time, you fucking autist.
Kayden Murphy
>caring what Sup Forums autists think of how you structure your life
ISHYGDDT
Jackson Torres
I don't always run cisco software, but when I do, you can assume VLSM is involved
Alexander Mitchell
is teeworlds Sup Forums approved ?
Connor Powell
I hate rogue.
Christian Cook
Some shmups are nice: containable, quick, easy to play hard to master. Pacman championship edition dx is nice as well.
Jeremiah Hall
Pic related is great
Thomas Peterson
Redpilled Sup Forumsames: Faster than Light Dwarf Fortress Eve Online DEFCON Nethack
Michael Cooper
Am I a pleb if I play with tiles?
Camden Gonzalez
EVE Online
Lucas Johnson
Touhou.
Austin Watson
vim-adventures.com
Chase Perez
>You guys are fucking stupid for playing video games I do not personally approve of haha
William Clark
Actual programming is waay more addicting than any game, much more fun if you use a proper language/have a goal.
Once you get addicted to dat problem solving there's no turning back fampai.
Camden Nguyen
Factorio, OpenTTD, most of the zachtronics games
Jace Perry
best game desu. anyone that talks shit is just mad their MIT nigger brain can't comprehend quality games. and are also too stupid to learn how to play.
Nicholas Campbell
Wait, wait I take that back. The Trails games are gr8
Adam Thompson
this is a true Sup Forums game. the rest belong in Sup Forums
Nicholas Flores
Dwarf fortress
Logan Wood
DEM DORFS MAN
Leo Collins
CTFs
Jordan Baker
this man's entire collection is literally Sup Forums games. No normie likes this shit. but they're great puzzles and most times you don't need to be a CS Autist.
I have the TIS-100
Ryder Hill
LOL POORFAG!
Robert Lewis
You seem to be confused. This is the Sup Forums game thread. This thread is for not for man-children that spend all of their spare change on games, gaming graphics cards and video game consoles. This is not the thread for those who consider games as one of their "hobbies". This thread is for programmers and other well-adjusted members of society who indulge in the occasional game.
There is literally no argument against this unless you're some weak-willed former "gamer" who literally cannot spend a single moment playing anything that resembles a game, lest they take over their life again. And that's your problem, not ours.
Hell yeah. Zachtronics and especially SpaceChem is quintessential Sup Forums.
Jace Sanchez
Wow I never ever saw a Sup Forums games thread before but these are all the games I played over the last year. Especially TIS-100 is cool
Kayden Powell
That's just 8 hours from M to F. What a sissy.
Also, Gears of War master race.
Michael Gomez
Someone made a motherfucking computer inside that game. A turing complete computer!
Brandon Phillips
Dwarf Fortress rides the fine line between Sup Forums and not. Although the simulation is deep and full of possibilities, it is simply an incredible investment of time to learn how to play it properly. We're professionals here, in many cases we simply cannot afford that amount of time.
I would argue that, despite costing money, Rimworld is superior, simply because it offers a similar experience while being easy to learn and play. It even runs on Linux.
Brody Garcia
No love for Rimworld?
Charles Hall
i guess a Sup Forums game would be the mainframe trek games
also is that really a nethack shot? i don't remember rooms this complex
Easton Taylor
My favorites are Simcity 4, Cities: Skylines and Minecraft. I love creating stuff and all offer a lot of outlet for creation. City builders are prime so they are up there for my. SC4 is older but still solid and stands the test of time. CS is heavy, visually better looking and handles a bit different.
You already know the game's shit just by that youtube video.
John Roberts
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Brandon Davis
Anything Paradox makes Crusader Kangz especially
Camden Mitchell
just because you take pride in how little you play games doesn't make it not vidya
Leo Powell
Dwarf Fortress is /tg/, not Sup Forums related at all.
Gavin Brooks
>They have very modest system requirements. No fancy graphics card needed. what does that have to do with anything? just so you archbabs can run it too?
Isaac Young
Adult with a job here. nice you kids can have some fun once in a while :)
Jaxon Gutierrez
I really dig the aesthetic of ASCII roguelikes, it made me want to develop one of my own. I got pretty far, but burnt out and stopped after a while. It's more of an engine than anything, being almost entirely driven by config files, so maybe i'll return to it one day.
Adam Mitchell
else heart.break() is neat
Ryan Allen
I think OP is actually serious. People like this actually exist.
Adam Jackson
This is how some people build up their self worth, by shrouding their pastimes in a thick fog of pure, unadulterated SHAME. They try to conceptualize their life by viewing it through the warped schema of what a "real adult" is supposed to be like.
It's really sad.
David Sanders
Dayz arma 2 And fuck off if you don't agree
Eli Price
I disagree, enjoy your slavshit.
Andrew Perry
Also Dota obviously
Austin Brown
You just never had a bunch of good friends to play the game with Sad
Owen Torres
Online multiplayer
Jeremiah Perez
you sound like someone who would play checkers over chess because chess takes too long to get good at.
Then, observe how that time gradually becomes nearer and nearer
You win when you reach the time you initially set
Jacob King
At what age am I supposed to become a joyless automaton that has no time for fun?
David Phillips
>tfw no scuttlebug jamboree
Noah Rogers
Mandatory TIS-100 post
Matthew Ward
Unfortunately not many play ctf nowadays
Liam Evans
I spend 40 hours at week programming so after work i dont want to be using computers, but when i have free time i enjoy playing N64 ROMs , specially Zelda Ocarine of time
Landon Smith
Bad analogy. You can be taught how to play Chess in the span of 5 minutes. Dwarf Fortress' interface on the other hand is actively hostile to the point where third party programs are necessary to actually play the damn thing.
Evan Sanders
good game until you realize just how easy it is to make money. Need to challenge yourself by doing mountains, or by never doing trains, or only doing one type of transport -- goods or passenger
Isaiah Murphy
Blood Island forever!
Liam Price
You already have an entire board for your degenerate hobby. You can go back there and back-pat yourselves about how much you loooooove vidya and how you're not wasting away your life all you want. Over there.
This thread is strictly for Sup Forums-approved gaming.
James Garcia
I don't understand your mentality. You can't call gaming degenerate and at the same time suggest that gaming is fine if enough people from Sup Forums like your favorite game that you only play on your lunch break from your soul crushing software dev job.
Brayden Collins
> You can't call gaming degenerate Yes I can. Why doesn't it matter what words a board you don't belong in uses to describe your hobby? What do you feel like you have to prove to us? Why the white-knighting in a place you clearly don't belong in the first place?