#OOPS

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>pointless neckbeard shit that normies don't care about

You will die a lonely virgin

too bad android has regression in features it once had

>brand warring faggot calling other people virgins on Sup Forums
I am fucking laughing my ass off.

>Sluts use iPhones
Why would you want sluts

If this was true, the world population would be getting smaller.

Unfortunately I can't find the picture of the black guy tapping his head, so you'll have to settle for a simple (You).

>What is AirDrop?

>still using portable storage like it's 2005. Also, what is Mail Drop?

>what

>split-screen on a 5" display

>freedom to install all the malware you want

>neckbeard e-peen shit

Wow it sure looks like I'm missing out.

...

Yes, that one.

Congrats, you're both retards for the same reason

>Send Files via Bluetooth
Airdrop you thick cunt

>Portable storage
eh? It's not like i'm lugging around a fucking harddrive is it?

>free music
oh come on, you're not even trying now

>split screen multitasking
yeah okay, you win this one, however I've never felt the need to

>installing apps from anywhere
enjoy your unaudited aids

>customer home launchers
see above.

this isn't even stockholm syndrome, this is just not understanding software and rationalizing your phone's deficiencies to act like you do

lol, fpbp

Gotta wonder what that chart would be like if you excluded gay sex...

android is fucking disgusting

>IMG_2261.jpg

this

pleb-tier

>split screen multitasking
>on a 5'' phone
literal definition of useless gimmick

>t. nigger

I can assure you that no one outside of your precious neckbeard enclave cares about installing custom launchers and Chinese malware.

>Airdrop
AirDrop me a file from your iPhone to my android. Oh wait, AirDrop is iToys only.
>lol portable storage is old ecks dee
wow you must hate convenience
>split screen on a 5" display
what about it? a browser and notepad can help a lot.
>enjoy your unaudited aids
>freedom to install all the malware you want
>neckbeard e-peen shit
this is irrelevant ad hominem, here's why :
The choice of installing malware is your own, no one is pointing a gun at you forcing you to install it.

if you do however get infected unwillingly you have a choice, you can either sit there patiently getting it all out of there or just nuking the entire thing. Tell me more about reverting your remote jailbreak and recovering all those family photos from the physical drive and not iCloud.

but we can change whatever we don't like with our weaponized autism, you're stuck to stock iOS for life unless you want a gaping anus of a security hole.

>AirDrop me a file from your iPhone to my android. Oh wait, AirDrop is iToys only.
Sorry poor pajeet I don't share files with 3rd world
>wow you must hate convenience
I know your shithole still uses CD for everything but here in 1st world us white folk use new technologies.
>this is irrelevant ad hominem, here's why :
>The choice of installing malware is your own, no one is pointing a gun at you forcing you to install it.
I know that you are used to poo in the loo but I want my phone to be hassle free and for my OS not to be a laggy shit because of different software version. I have PC to customise.

Stay mad pajeet, stay sad.

So you mean it's good to be a whore? (regardless of gender you're still called a whore, btw)
Typical iDiot

>free music
wat

>Sorry poor pajeet I don't share files with 3rd world
Sorry m8 but I don't like niggers anyways, keep your gay shit. ps not an argument
>I know your shithole still uses CD for everything but here in 1st world us white folk use new technologies.
not an argument show me why soldered on storage is superior to my mSD that I can swap anytime and use on a laptop as well.
>I know that you are used to poo in the loo but I want my phone to be hassle free and for my OS not to be a laggy shit because of different software version. I have PC to customise.
That broken english sounds like pajeet to my ears, anyways what you're telling me is that you'd rather rice your computer like the autist you are and then call me an autist for ricing my phone? Not a valid argument my guy

>wow you must hate convenience

Yeah I sure do hate having my files backed up and always available on a service that costs less than an equivalent USB drive.

If you're worried about the Feds checking out your weird porn collection, you can put it in an encrypted DMG file.

>anything that apple does not allow on their app store is chinese malware

this is worse than reddit
this is facebook

>always available
Try harder, its unusable without an Apple ID.
> on a service that costs less than an equivalent USB drive.
solid enough argument
>If you're worried about the Feds checking out your weird porn collection, you can put it in an encrypted DMG file.
>.DMG
ok then.

I'm telling you, this is a great argument.......if you use the Apple Ecosystem to its fullest extent. I prefer the Google Ecosystem so to each his own. I'm not going to argue over this with you anymore because you won't change your entire ecosystem because some random tripfag told you so.

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i don't know about you but my flash drives don't have a monthly fee, they're not compromised by any brazillian teenager with an internet connection, and they don't have an NSA backdoor

but by all means, i'm sure you're getting a great deal

>Tell me more about reverting your remote jailbreak and recovering all those family photos from the physical drive and not iCloud.

The only people who jailbreak their iPhones are neckbeards. If they fuck up, it's entirely their fault. Apple doesn't make products for the Linux audience, sorry.

Joe Average just want his Facebookgram and Pandorify and some games that don't run like shit while secretly collecting all of his phone's data.

>most faggots and whores use iphones.

>they're not compromised by any brazillian teenager with an internet connection

You're thinking of Yahoo.

>they don't have an NSA backdoor

If you were really that worried about the NSA you wouldn't be on the internet in the first place, and therefore have no need for a smartphone that gives them 24/7 access to your location.

>the fappening never happened much less twice

>targeting celebrities with phishing emails and brute-force password guessing (which was fixed immediately after) is the same as a systemic compromise

Yea nah

LAGDROIDS BTFO

>carpet on wall

>caring what colour bubbles are
Current state of humanity

>icloud
>fappening
No thanks

>a three-year-old celebrity phishing campaign means it has bad security

>woman iphone owners had 12 sexual partners on average
Thank you for reminding me to avoid any skank that uses applel.

>3 years ago
What are the emma watson and paige leaks from this year?

You have the whole color spectrum on Android. And she is white trash.

>humanity
it is a cum dumpster, a cum dumpster can't be human

>sexual activity as a metric for the quality of self-worth and ones existence

You took the words right out of my mouth. I can never understand all the fucking /r9k/ faggots who keep on reeeeing for not getting laid, as if it is the begin all, end all of everything that is to life.
Fucking Western society has fallen to degeneracy. ok, i will go back to Sup Forums

>I can never understand all the fucking /r9k/ faggots who keep on reeeeing for not getting laid
Why not? It's pretty common for people with psychological issues or of a sub-normal mental health in general to have one dimensional explanations for their problems. (Because it requires virtually no work and completely absolves them of any responsibility.)

Delete this.

that just says that fags have more sexual partners and it has always been true, its how AIDS spread so easily

>tfw used all three and still 0 @ age 34

maybe I should try windows phone

>It's pretty common for people with psychological issues or of a sub-normal mental health in general to have one dimensional explanations for their problems.
That is actually a very good explanation. I just have the problem of being too naive and expect that everyone is doing their best, makes it a bit hard for me to see things from others' perspective.

You should work on making a somebody out of yourself instead of obsessing over a piece of silicon and plastic.

>wanting a soda pop that has had 12.3 dicks in it
kek

>soda pops can gain expreience

So brainless retarded normies are fucking each other like rabbits. What else is news, aids?

>soda pop cans have STDs

>implying getting more shit for less money or being able to access a file you need and have on your phone are pointless things only neckbeards care about

>shit no one cares about
>shit no one cares about + lightning to usb
>sideload from itunes
>shit no one cares about
>possible since recently + cydia
>i think there was this app called dreamboard

>implying every android phone is 5"
What's it like in 2010?

>junk food analogy

>fair enough, bluetooth is slow and both systems have wifi based transfer methods
>okay I plugged the iPhone into my PC, now I have to download iTunes and install it and then I still can't transfer most media files from my phone -- compare to plug it in and it shows up in Windows Explorer and all files are right there
>okay now do it without a computer -- an increasing number of people have a phone and no PC
>only until you use it and find how useful it is not having to tab between apps all the time
>seriously? or is this just another thing you have to jailbreak in order to do?
>Apple still bans apps that replicate built in features

>mfw yet another poorfag thread

> Implying every device that uses the internet is comparable to a proprietary device built for data mining.

Does the shit taste better because it cost more?

>>okay I plugged the iPhone into my PC, now I have to download iTunes and install it and then I still can't transfer most media files from my phone -- compare to plug it in and it shows up in Windows Explorer and all files are right there
But what if you have a Mac? iTunes is right here and you'd have to install Android File Transfer for android to work. Not everyone uses Windows.
>>okay now do it without a computer -- an increasing number of people have a phone and no PC
Streaming is free
>>only until you use it and find how useful it is not having to tab between apps all the time
>multitasking ON A PHONE
>>seriously? or is this just another thing you have to jailbreak in order to do?
1. just jailbreak it's easy
2. since ios 8 or so you don't have to.
>>Apple still bans apps that replicate built in features
Not if you download it from cydia

>But what if you have a Mac? iTunes is right here and you'd have to install Android File Transfer for android to work. Not everyone uses Windows.
No. I plug my Android phone into my Mac and it shows up the same as a USB stick. No pairing or syncing bullshit, just copy files in and out. Want to add music? Just copy the files into the phone wherever you want them. That's what happens when you follow standards.
>Streaming is free
Only some places, only some songs, and the quality varies. Why get a phone with 128 GB of storage only to blow through your monthly data cap all the time by streaming the same shit to your phone over and over?

I am the .3.

people who are wealthy enough that they legitimately wouldn't bat an eye at the price of iPhone probably also don't browse Sup Forums in their free time.

I feel like the people who call people poorfags for not owning X accessory/device/etc cherish item X as like a status symbol or something. It's sad.

Also anecdote:
>be electrical/computer engineering undergrad
>~90% of students and all professors use android phones
>~90% of grad students and other engineering students use android phones

Coming from your future of embedded systems and computer architecture design: iPhones are a hassle free, capability lacking meme, get over it.

Nothing wrong with buying into the meme if it just werks, but when you aren't self aware, or worse actually believe the meme product to be technically better, you are normie trash trying to talk about non-normie stuff and you sound stupid.

>Women higher than men on all metrics
Delete this

>no one has ever used it
>useless
>wat
>useless gimmick
>this is a con, actually
>100% pointless, shitty replacement for having only one, perfect launcher

>having more sexual partners makes you happy
It's actually quite the opposite.

Cheaper than a pixel

where do you live, that you have free internet that's as fast as a usb 3 connection?

Nice try, I'm an EE undergrad in Minnesota (aka the first world) and at least half my class has an iPhone

It doesnt appear as usb stick, osx doesnt have mtp(?) support. also get an unlimited data plan already

>done twice months apart
>fixed immediately
Yeah keep telling yourself that.

It varies from phone to phone. Some of them stupidly restrict it to MTP. MTP sucks ass on Windows and doesn't work at all on Linux or Mac. Many phones (or all if you root) also support USB MSD mode, which works on any OS a USB stick works on.

Why would I want to every have sex? I want to become a wizard and get magical powers.

How are women higher? Lesbians?

Women clearly prefer men who have Windows phones.

>Split screen on 5 inch display

It's 5.5 inch actually

Also, i use the split screen to watch YouTube videos and browse Sup Forums at the same time, pretty nice

>enjoy your unaudited aids
Except all my software is audited because it's FLOSS and can be audited in public, unlike proprietary apple-shitware.

Thank god I'm gay.

I rather date a dude from Sup Forums than her.

It could be audited, but no proof that it has been audited.

iPhone SE
>$250
>never crashes, always receives texts, phone always works
>good battery life
>plenty of apps (app store restriction is biggest downfall)
>non-buggy
>software updates for years
>rock solid hardware

It offers a clean, responsive experience on a solidly built phone.
It doesn't have all the features of android, which is OK, since I have an actual computer I use if I want to do anything more than browse the web, listen to music, or navigate the road.

Shit like file storage and the like is virtually useless to me, since I can't even take my phone to work with me.

iphone users sex with more gender and species

oops is specific to the linux kernel that only android uses:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux_kernel_oops

xnu kernel would immediately panic

london

where do i get my free music

>phone always works
>rock solid hardware

sure buddy.

"Sure buddy" is right.

I owned android phones from 2010 up until last year. Every single unit had some sort of idiosyncrasy or bug in using it, or otherwise fell apart in 2 years.

>G2X would crash, run hot and require restarts, general android 2.3 shenanigans, camera was ass, back plate trim fell off
>2012 HTC desire or some shit was just generally unstable
>N4 eventually killed itself in an unrecoverable bootloop, back glass shattered
>N5 lasted the longest, at 2 years it lost mic, SIM would disconnect randomly requiring a reboot
>Honor 5x quit installing apps + updates from google play store, would work for a while before quitting again, text + call problems

I've owned my SE since October and literally the only issue is that mumble will take a shit if I go from LTE to 3G.
I just wish carplay wasn't ass.

People always meme about "it just werks", but that in and of itself is worth a lot.

You know I just made the opposite shift today. Mainly because why not and I didn't use any of these autist features of Android. I use my phone for business, it makes me money, and I need stable.

basically this

Never ever used or considered using split screen on my LG's.

Mechanical engineering student here, I see maybe one or two other androids out of classes of 30.
(One guy has a oneplus tho)
Also the few computer engineering students I've talked too know even less about computers than me, which is saying a lot. They all just seem like they saw a starting salary and that's what they went with.

I honestly don't even know why I'm still in school, I don't talk to anyone because its all so cliquey and I'm just going to kill myself at 30 anyways

Android fags are worse than ryzen fags

Once you have sex youll see why people like it so much