Stupid dog

>need to put laptop somewhere
>put it on floor
>go to sleep
>midnight
>dog walks into my room
>notices new black thing on the floor(laptop)
>fucking pees on it
>fastfoward to mourning
>wake up
>see laptop covered in water
>oh wait
>its piss
>realise what happened
>what the fuck doggo
>hit my doggo because im pissed(literally)
>lift up laptop
>see more piss under it
>laptop smells like piss
>drop a roll of paper and clean all the piss I can off the laptop and floor
>open up laptop
>some piss got inside
>remove battery
>clean all I can
>leave outside to dry
>it still smells like piss
>piss contains salts that could brick my laptop
>still haven't tried to turn it on
what a piece of shit
Pic related

Don't blame the dog for you being irresponsible with your shit.

Nice blog, faggot. Kill yourself. You should also kill yourself for owning a dog you useless piece of shit.

nice blog but if it was just over it it shouldnt have gotten inside, as in inside the case, not just the keyboard part. just turn it on

Actually my brother owns the dog, not me.

What a fucking faggot you are, pissing on your laptop and then blaming the dog. Also reported to ASPCA.

You're a shit dog owner

>stupid dog
nope, stupid human who failed to train his dog.

>>need to put laptop somewhere
>>put it on floor
top lel
I don't even own any animals nor do I have small children and I never leave things on the floor.

>what your dog thinks of your shitty laptop
if you had only listened to your dog when it tried to tell you to get a thinkpad.

This.

Go have the dog down OP. Obviously taking care of a simple animal capable of being trained to piss outside is beyond your abilities.

On that note, never have kids. They are magnitudes harder to take care of and you can't have them put down when you realize you don't want them anymore.

>keeps dog inside
>spams the reddit doggo meme
>puts laptop on floor
>photo in png

Do the society a favour and mcfucking kill yourself

Damn, that really fucking sucks. Get your brother to clean it and/or replace it, then.

Wow Sup Forums is fucking mean

>live with a dog
>leave shit on the floor like a retard
>leave your bedroom door open to top it off
>call the dog stupid
i have no compassion for you, op

>what a piece of shit
Yes, yes you are. But that's beside the point.
I have 3 dogs, have left my phone or laptop on the floor on multiple occasions, and have had zero problems.

On second thought, maybe the dog is just smarter than you?

Hey it's either OP keeps abusing his own dog every day until it violently attacks him during sleep or put him down.

The mean one here is OP kicking his dog instead of apologizing to it and training it to take a piss outside. He probably hasn't even neutered it yet.

>hit my dog
Go fucking kill yourself.

I'd shoot the damn thing. Dogs are fucking retarded.

>cat
>can learn when it is just a few weeks old to go potty in the litter box

>dog
>eats out of the litter box

Wash it with distilled water
Dry it good, make sure not a single drop is in laptop
Try to turn it on
If it's fried when your dog pissed on it
Check what's fried, might be fixable if you know electronics

Must be shit parenting
I know that I've kicked dogs when a little boy because my dad was mad at something
That's either because the dog was brought from the street, or you just are a piece of poop

Shoulda bought a cat, OP

a cat is far more likely to piss on or otherwise ruin a laptop than a dog

African pied crows would be a much better deal but at least it's not a dog I guess.

>Blog about your fuck up
Are you sure you are in the right place?
Dubs

>>hit my doggo because im pissed(literally)

I hope your laptop is bricked
Please update us OP

>own dog
>leave laptop on the floor
By the way who the fuck does this lmao get a desk nigger. Anyways
>leave laptop on floor
>make it easy for dog to access said thing on floor
>surprised that dog fucked up it up

You're like those people who own tigers and other wild animals, then they're surprised they get mauled to shit.

Nice catte is it yours

>>Hit my doggo because im pissed (literally)
One does not simply tell Sup Forums that you hit a doggo and get away unscathed. Have fun with animal abuse charges fuckboi.

you're not doing anyone, doggo

>cat master race

That's an ugly dog anyway, look at those fucking eyes! Hahahahahaha wtf nigga, wtf

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Post more pics of your doggo

>asus
I'd piss on it too.
Next time you'll learn to buy a ThinkPad or a HP EliteBook like a normal Sup Forumsentooman.

ps. kill yourself

OP here. Did my dog piss on it because of pic related?
And yes, it still smells like piss.

probably
get rid of it and get a thinkpad, now.

No im going to fix it first before jewing out my wallet. There was literally nothing wrong with the laptop before it got pissed on.

it was asus
it wasn't running gentoo
in fact it was running windows

your dog pissed on it for a reason. It's a shame he didn't also shit on it and on your face for running non-free software.
Kill yourself.

What is wrong with Asus?