Sup Forums humor thread

Sup Forums humor thread

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That is the worst fucking joke I've seen in a long time

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you start

Your reaction is far more amusing than the OP's shitty image. Carry on good sir.

>Activate Maccy D's WiFi

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>live in tech area of commiefornia
>tech company gets bought out by beta male and empowered "tech and social media expert" woman for small fortune
>90% of staff gets laid off expect for a few graphic designers and programmers
>they immediately hire 7 women, then another 5 women and 1 male who does maintenance
>beta fag tells us how grateful we should be of all the talented social media experts and sales womyn that are going to make the company extremely profitable
>womyn are mostly "social media and sales experts"
>lots of single moms who bitch about their ex husbands. Lots of, "he never wanted to do anything or pay attention to me, all he wanted to do was work"
>client list goes from about 14k to 10k all the way down to less than 5k within 6 months
>womyn start out extremely cocky
>always telling us how they want shit redesigned, don't know code, don't know adobe suite, never designed anything in their lives
>always talking about how their going to make sales go through the roof with facebook, instagram, twitter ect
>they literally fuck around on facebook all day, interrupt our work so we can make banners and logos n shit, time us on how long it takes
>lose so many clients they're having programmers make sales calls
>company is failing, clients are leaving by droves, owners visibly worried
>owners literally buy "herrreee in my garrraagge" youtube fag webinar sales scam shit to give to empowered womyn to drive sales and up motivation
>lose more clients
>out of nowhere get offer from semi large tech company
>sell failing mostly womyn run company to a semi large tech brand for a huge profit
>mfw they are cheering, talking about how the womyns created this success
>find out a new head womyn was just hired at the tech company that bought ours
>mfw only a fucking retarded womyn would have bought this shit company

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kekd

Nice pasta

what is the purpose of making this an animated gif if you write the subtitles anyways?

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give me more stuff to fill my rage filter with, user

Die in a fire

Humour, not cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=aA7b-ShkHEk

Sup Forums should be able to relate.

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shouldn't most cpus shut themselves off after 105C?

as a side note, who the fuck uses 6GB of memory?

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this isnt humorous at all

Sup Forums you are failing me

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toot tho

Delet this

I don't get it. :^(

You need autism.

fill me in on this meme Sup Forums

Lurk moar.

Thanks m8 ;)


kys

You have a gift. Maintain it for as long as possible.

DELET

:^) you're welcome, my friends.

WHAT IS THIS

haHAA

Kek

Got a smile.

It's a Sup Forums humour thread, not a "we trigger Sup Forums" thread.

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holy shit , this bitch is condescension personified , i lived in Africa for 5 years , if any African woman behaved like this they would be beaten until the problem goes away .

this stinks of embarrassing fan-fiction. the evil irrational women gang up on wise, patient, independent, user; i would lay money it was written by a teenager on the computer his mom bought for him

How would his sister get into his laptop?

this is trolling, right? no way this actually happened.

Remove post

Is it catching fire?

wow kek, deadly fight

I won't be the one to tell the person using this that their couches, and other furniture will get scratched.

I admit, I chuckled a bit

Wasn't it an official video? That instantly elevates it to funny as hell.

how much is "one" cpu performance?

Older AMD CPUs are notorious for having issues with reporting the correct temperature.

>this that their
i cant fucking read this

yes, it's fake. it's embarrassing how many reply to it anyways just because it's what everyone else does.

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Who is this guy?

moot

a few years ago someone from SomethingAwful's YOSPOS hacked a wellknown bitcoin site.
they replaced all the avatars with bill cosby, and wordfiltered bitcoin to cosby coin.
also it would popup a picture of bill cosby. Shit was funny

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That makes you autistic.

>Boris use Emacs
>doesn't read mail through Gnus
Comic author clearly doesn't know what he's talking about

it's kinda neat but not really funny

can someone post the one about the guy noticing an extra connection to his router and his new printer stopping?

What the FUCK is he doing?!

>he
This has to be a woman.

Kek'd

That's pretty good honestly.

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Should have said "I'd just like to interject for a moment".

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Stop stealing jokes from family guy youtube.com/watch?v=wrVgOcZ7Z2A

"CPU performance" is the title of the graph, not the unit. It's a ratio so it's dimensionless.

>toot

That's a scanner, not a radio

No it's vaping. the camera tilts because the user is cringing too hard

Looks like Yahoo.

that's actually pretty funny

t. funny guy

Is there a story behind this vidya?

You need to have passed first grade to post here.

Are you retarded?

lul

I think you are

This, we all know women are highly rational and would never act like this.

STOP THE FIGHTING!!!

that webcomic had a bunch of quite on-point tech joke strips. A shame they are so rare.