Ask a PHP/Laravel developer anything

Ask a PHP/Laravel developer anything

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I could totally annihilate you with my Python/Django

who dis?

will india ever embrace the toilet?

Why don't you use whiter languages like JavaScript and Ruby?

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hahahahahaha no

I use JavaScript (vue.js) on my application.

Ruby is dead and slow as a dog.

I don't see anything wrong with any of this

Second syntax is based.

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She looks so much better with dark hair

>Dat armpit

Funny if you look to the right of the pic, she's at hair salon.

Sup Forums - Homosexuality

why aren't you an ultrasound tech making real money?

OMG disgusting.
Don't know how I missed that.
Something must have distracted my eye.

> Not Sup Forums - Gay Men

>Laravel
Wat?

>t. unemployed

>PHP, JavaScript,Ruby,Python

Django made me hate Python. Holy shit it's the worst web framework I've ever used.

is this a YLYL thread?

Post moar and show yours tits!

Kill yourself?

They make great progress
youtube.com/watch?v=uubpV5vVErA
any decade now

Why don't you use Symfony instead of Laravel?

Is there a good Python framework?

>Symfony instead of Laravel
wut? symfony is a complete clusterfuck

can I play with your tits?

how long is the unemployment line?

Best resources to learn?

Can an user really be this retarded? Evidence suggests a resounding 'Yes'.

>PHP
>Laravel
ok

>t. never worked in industry

>non-ascii characters in code
how and why?

How does it feel to be a code monkey?

What's the point of making nice code in a shit language? Just go to the first one because it'll be easier to understand to whatever schmuck gets the sorry job of maintaining your PHP code once you move on in life.

Why did you chose the easier path?
Why not got into C/C++/Rust/Nim routes?

Who's the whore OP?

Shut up and show yours tits!

Either that reduce function works differently than all the reduce functions I know or this won't work.

His mom.

Laravel uses a ton of Symfony components, faggot

Is Golang worth time investment for back-end development?

Is it easy to learn, could i gain proficiency in 10 hours?
I've got a summer internship at a place that does laravel php web development.
Furthermore, do you have any tutorials you used when you started?
Thanks mate.

It definitely seems promising. Not bad to know it anywho

>Is it easy to learn
yes
>could i gain proficiency in 10 hours?
no

you can still try and apply though, you never know what the shop next door is doing.

>Ruby is dead and slow as a dog.

Somehow I think you have never programmed in Rails, right?

Laravel is nice, because PHP is everywhere and it's nice to deploy.

But Ruby on Rails is also a lot to programm with.

The difference isn't really that great, since both frameworks share a similar philosophy. It's more about wether you want to use PHP or Ruby. And there are enough Jobs for both.

Is it opposite day or something?
Ruby is way past its prime, and it never was popular to begin with.
It's dog slow compared to PHP.
Yeah rails was awesome... like 10 years ago, before anything it had going for it was picked up by all other frameworks.

how far is your nearest designated shitting street?

no.

Elixir is the future of back-end

elixir-lang.org/

>Is it opposite day or something?

Apparently it is for you?

>Ruby is way past its prime, and it never was popular to begin with.

To begin with, Rails was probably the most influential web framework ever. Even half of the modern PHP frameworks were somehow influenced by it.

Also I count:

>indeed.com/jobs?q=laravel
649 jobs for Laravel

>indeed.com/q-rails-jobs.html
17,710 jobs for Rails


>It's dog slow compared to PHP.

Of course it's not the fastest, but it's reasonably fast for a lot of things.

BTW:
Pure PHP is much faster fast. But Laravel also slows things down quite a bit - which is OK, since it's just the costs of abstraction.It might still be faster than Rails, but not as fast as PHP.

Also if you really develop a website that big that you notice the result: congratulations.


>Yeah rails was awesome... like 10 years ago, before anything it had going for it was picked up by all other frameworks.

This is true to some degree, as Rails influenced many other frameworks. But Rails5 has come a long way in the last decade..
And still there is no framework which lets you develop as fast as Rails. For a simple CRUD API it's my favorite choice.


Don't get me wrong, I don't look down on Laravel. Laravel is basically the saviour of PHP and it's by far the best PHP framework out there.

But there's no reason to look down on Rails.

BEAUTIFUL

How do i get a girlfriend who looks like your pic?

You don't.
Lower your expectations.

It is actually ->, the editor just shows it more nicely

How do I learn larvel easy and fast?

have at least $100m cash in the bank

Still learning Golang because of Rob Pike, Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer.

I'll check elixir out as well though, thank you!

>t's dog slow compared to PHP.
Good thing Laravel slows PHP down so much it's competitive again.

it is just -> but the editor supports ligatures like IntelliJ products, Visual Studio and such.

>Good thing Laravel slows PHP down so much it's competitive again.
Addendum: Programming PHP without dog-slow frameworks isn't viable.