Kickstarter currently has a mobile game connected dildo for sale. They don't call it a dildo, and dress it up in language about strengthening pelvic muscles and such that I'm sure are true but don't change the fact that it's a fucking dildo that women stick in their vagina to play a game. It is, of course, being made by French people.
I am so goddamned done.
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must I?
This thing has sensors and bluetooth connectivity.
this is brilliant how can i buy stock
Would this work in my asshole?
user I have seen the future. There is now a scalable process for making very flexible PCBs on silicone(this is not a misspelling). The only near term application with a large market share is sex toys.
This makes it trivial to make very smart dildos. Shit with an array of LEDs you could measure penetration depth, pressure(at multiple points), angle of penetration, heart rate, wetness, and other things too. Fuck you could add temperature and sound too easily.
What does all this mean? Well it means we can have sex over the internet. We can use such sensors to measure sensations and transmit them over the internet. Sure reproducing such sensations is difficult. Electrotactics has not been shown to work very well. However if we can do something like optogenetics, where we get each touch receptor to temporarily express a different photogated ion channel, we can put a bunch of different colored LEDs in a condom and reproduce sensations very well.
What a time to be alive
This feels like the precursor to some doujin plot featuring hacked dildos.
It's too small for my personal needs
looks more like a buttplug than a dildo for vaginas
those faggot frogs.
I seriously hope some retard won't put it in their ass or else they're going to break it and could fucking die because of this fucking sex toy.
How do LEDs measure all those things?
Did they learn nothing from that other crowdfunded connected sex toy that sent user data to the company?
One LEDs can act as photodiodes, if you flash them very fast you can sense light reflected with them and use them as proximity sensors. Of course you can vastly simplify things using a separate photodiode.
So a strip of photodiodes LED pairs lets you figure out depth. Multiple strips can determine angle.
Heart rate we emit light that's absorbed by blood and look at slight variations in brightness. Pressure we put some reflective tape on the surface, changing distance to tape changes brightness of light reflected to photodiode
Wetness we can do something similar to automotive rain sensors
wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_sensor
>dress it up in language about strengthening pelvic muscles
Fucking genius. Frogs will dominate tech in the next decades.
This.
This isn't new. The WeVibe has been around a long time. It's a remote control vibrating bullet that connects to your phone.
They got caught selling user data, this will be the same.
>we live in times where your TV watches you, your headphones listen to you and even your fucking dildo collects data
I mean, you have to be stupid enough to think "smart" gadgets are a good idea first.
This is why not everything you own needs to be connected to your fucking wifi.
Those lovesense vibrator toys are very popular on those webcam girl websites.
I dunno dude that looks like a good idea.
The idea is to squeeze the plug with your vagina muscles to play flappy bird.
One should be given to every female charged to the government. I mean if you're not in favor of women with better vagina grips on your dick then you should probably go back to the gay club, who are probably using it in their ass to play flappy sperm.
There is nothing wrong with the idea of smart devices, all of them have potential to improve your life, just the botnet aspect needs to be regulated and given how Murica and China are basically police states, that's another factor that could lead to France dominating the IT sector in the future with based Macron.
those wiisex toys for long distance relationships you want to become an actual thing?
>dildo measures pressure, depth, shape/size/elasticity of pussy
>fake vuhgina replicates this things while copying your dick to send to the fake dildo
it'd be like sex, only way more boring and worse.
what a shitty time to live in. fuck this gay earth to hell already.
Of course it's a good idea on paper but the fact is that they will never be a good idea because we simply cannot resist the temptation to spy on people or turn them into commodities to be sold.
It's another idealistic technology that will never reach its true potential because we're selfish pricks.
>I am so goddamned done.
Maybe go blog about it on Sup Forums where other semen sucking ass dildo aficionados like yourself will welcome your insight ..? Just a thought.
Why are you done? Do sex toys trigger you? They are pretty fun, male ones too.
kickstarter.com
This is great stuff. I'd play this game. I bet i can controll it with my ass.
OP is just mad that he can't get laid
but you're the one defending this you projecting cocksucking nigger
Why are you mad about this?
>he wants to have sex with 80 millisecond or higher ping
>what a shitty time to live in.
except for 99% of Sup Forums, who has no chance of actually getting laid without paying a 30$ prostitute with mom's allowance, who can now safely pay 10$ and chose in a marketplace of "hookers" someone who doesn't even have to show their face while working.
I sure can't wait to build a shitty conditional GAN bot that pretends to be multiple girls at once, making money while I watch anime
If it gets Deldo (emacswiki.org
Emacs faggots BTFO
What's wrong with that? If I were a woman I'd play that all day.
"Lovense: Interactive Toy that vibrates with your Tips - Multi-Goal : wet #lovense #ohmibod #interactivetoy"
Don't be mad, bud. I'm sure you can stick this in your ass and play just as well as a female.
It has already been done back in the Playstation 2 era
oh shit. now I want a usb dildo.
i'm not even gay.
r-right?
Are you amazed about someone selling a dildo openly?
People in Europe are not as shocked by this kind of thing as americans. We don't go nuts covering our eyes when a nipple shows up on TV. It's just a pleasure toy.
why do anuses break toys?
Can my remote mistress stimulate me anally using this while i am wearing a chastity belt?
Those already exist.
I had no idea you could measure so many things with LEDs alone
Does the dildo use free softwares ?
>you're the one defending this you projecting
Not him but, what the fuck is your problem autismo? Its a product for chicks to get off connected to some fucking smartphone app. Does this spell the end of the world for you? Or are you just triggered that a silicone cock sees more vagina than you do?
Literally what the fuck is your problem? You found some shit on kekstarter that is basically a sex toy. Why does this upset you? Who fucking cares?
Smartphone controlled dildos are not anything new
Why is this on Sup Forums? Why are you bothered about it? What made you draw that ridiculous conclusion about women needing or preferring to hide their masturbation habits? Why not insert it into your rectum?
But it's a GAME.
But I own one of those wireless ones
Teledildonics is technology, not hentai.
Now that I think about it, are sex toys technology? We know a penis isn't but toys, especially "smart" ones could qualify. /jp/ already has an onahole general but they don't think much of automatic/electrical powered ones. And I guess butt/vagoo stuff is /d/'s territory?
I thought that read "perfect sensor" like on a mouse and actually got excited for a second. Too much Sup Forums.
'specially since they're such nice size and all.
Then go back to Sup Forums
Frankly, anything is preferable to the typical nostalgia bait garbage for manchildren that you'd expect of kickstarter.
>gamer girls...
>not doing interferometry using the cervix as the reference point
>Fucking genius. Frogs will dominate tech in the next decades.
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Is this actually pleasurable? It isn't an hard or long toy and it doesn't stimulate the clit.
>muh puritanism
genocide your whole country burgerfat
turns out the clitoris doesn't only consist of the glans, also, direct stimulation apparently isn't for everyone
Also, like most IoT/embedded devices with connection, imagine the hackering possibilities.
>press button
>worldwide women fall to the ground moaning
this, though
So squeezing this thing with your pussy can stimulate the clit? I'm not a girl(female) so I don't really know how this would work; I'm sure it feels nice but I have my doubts it can make a woman cum.
basically, see that internal schematics at en.wikipedia.org
>>>plebbit
Less that anuses break toys, more that toys without a flared base..... Break anuses
G-spot is the back of the clitoris, and is the reasons women are able to feel pleasure while penetrated.
You're just sour that you have to clean your moms device.
Those are actually medically valid exercises, forgot the name.
A collegue of mine used to do it the whole day during work - yes, worked with a hot girl for 5 year who had a dildo up her vagina all day long getting off on it.
kegel exercises?
Yeah, that was it. She explaind that it's """weights""" and that she has to press together to hold it in to strengthen her muscles.
Do you expect OP to know that?
anuses do break toys
Link pls
>.8" diameter
What is this amateur hour
>0.8 inches
>pleasurable
top kek at least 1.5 inches up my butt
>It is, of course, being made by French people.
not necessarily getting off on it.
it is an actual exercise as mentioned.
it's intended to strengthen the pelvic muscles to prevent prolapse and accidental urine leaking, which can happen to women who have had children or just had weak muscles to begin with.
its not that deep.
There's so much projection in here we can show a student film that extrapolates a stupid conclusion from under researched assumptions.
I was 'done' because of the concept of apps being controlled by dildos. Dildos are awesome, teledildonics is awkward as hell, and the first app being a flappy bird game doesn't change that. Otherwise, I was mildly amused by their linguistic gymnastics to avoid calling a dildo a dildo to not impugn on tender English speaking sensibilities. I'm aware that it is actually medically helpful, but it's also a goddamned dildo.
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this, OP.
Also, it is a medical device.
jk, it's totally a dildo
Smart TVs can still reach their full potential regardless of whether or not the NSA is spying on you.
Honestly big-screen YouTube has never been easier for me.
>the first app being a flappy bird game doesn't change that
I gotta agree with that.
>trance vibrator
So i'm not gay or anything but can males use this as well
0.8 inch diameter, when the average male benis is 1.5 inches, wow. They must be appealing to the asain market.
>average male benis is 1.5 inches
>male benis
how many inches is the average female benis?
okay, you got me user
Are you a fan of XBox hueg controllers?
its probably botnet
Okay. So post it on r/shittykickstarters or facebook.
This has no place here
Who got distracted by their smartphone connected dildo and made you Arbiter of Sup Forums?
OBSESSED
3.
Source: Futanari Porn
Anywhere else on the internet you could say "I got ya" but, not here. Not on Sup Forums.
>who can now safely pay 10$ and chose in a marketplace of "hookers"
What? Dude, anime girls.