What does Sup Forums do for money?

What does Sup Forums do for money?

poo in the loo

i work.

Shitposting. The botnet wants me to starve.

Microsoft Tech Support

Send welfare applications

sell my bp on cam ofc
(｡>﹏

I'm a good boy for my mommy :3

Department manager, not in tech. I just picked up enough practical and business knowledge from the tech sector to kick ass (relative to how everyone else is used to working). Thanks Sup Forumsuys.

I own a "triftshop" where I sell baby clothes that I buy in bulk from Alibaba.
I meet tons of cute womens And it's super easy.

Most people are way too stupid to buy form china directly.

Suck dicks.
Some also do it for free, like OP.

We... work for it like god damn adults? What kind of ignorant shitpost is this?

Stay at home son

>be born
>inherit enough money to live my entire life without working

rich NEET life is the best life

ITS
NOT
FAIR

Nothing now but i sent in a application to a tech repair company so hopefully soon I'll be doing that

programming

I am a full-time shill

I suck dicks under the local overpass

How does that pay by the way?

Have sex with rich old women. It's not that bad, I've only been with two disasters. Threw up with one, still nutted though.

...

I'm a bartender. Which feels like a weird job for someone who regularly visits Sup Forums.

I counterfeit quarters with tinfoil and a juicero

you're such a slut illya

I live in a suburban commuter town and sell my companionship to lonely mid 30s to early 50s woman who's husbands are never home. Many of these woman are simply lonely and want someone to talk with, many want to feel like they can still seduce younger men. I probably see 4 woman a week, some ill sleep over night at their house which of course is extra.

I realized young I wasn't the type to get married so this line of work is really great for me because i dont get attached. Only time I almost considered quitting is when I got hired by this black nubian goddess and her son asked me the morning after I spent the night if I could be his stepdad, really broke my heart

I collect autismbux, go to school part-time so I can get NEETgrants and whore myself out to fat or bored older women. It's fairly lucrative so I won't have to worry about going into debt in MRI tech school next fall.

fucking kek'd

I work "fast casual" dining

>Whore yourself out to older women
How do you do this? Do you literally stand on corners and eye them down?

Gunsmithing, car work, home AV, making/fixing electronics for people, basic repair carpentry, random ass computer help and repair that comes my way, car audio stuff, whatever. Money comes easy when you grew up having to manufacture or fix shit 'cus poor.

Pretty comfy desu, though I did manage to get a bullet through my hand last week

Sounds cool. I earn my money by making up bullshit stories online

Craigslist mostly, but very rarely hookups at a grocery store or libraries. There's a prime time from like 8am to noon where all the young and middle age MILFs will come out. I've gotten mostly dates from those situations, protip its never the just married chicks or old woman who are down to fuck casually. Its always the 30 - 35 age "tell me I'm still pretty" crowd

you don't need money when you're immortal and wish for death every moment
sure having money would cure the constant longing for death
but acquiring currency only makes one actively seek death rather than just dreaming for it as being a wageslave cuck is somehow worth the pisspoor scraps "minimum wage" salaries they throw at us for their abuse and mind numbing, health destroying "work"
fuck this corrupt and perpetual hell this current system has set up.
fucking shitty gay ass earth needs to fall into the sun already goddanmit.

I test/reject circuit cards all day, sometimes i do some soldering.

DELET THIS
thats not me

clean poop.

(actually mostly just offices)

Preach it brother

pls don't impersonate

Sounds comfy, m8.

Sorry I can't delet now. I just wanted you to reply to me.

How does one into this? I had a sugar mama for a while but that fell through quickly.

He's telling a fib user.

>DONT SHOOT DONT SHOOT
>covers face with hands in an attempt to magically stop bullet with fists
>it somehow fucking works and i can continue being a lying shitposting faggot on the internet
danm son, that's impressive!
you should write "i'm a shitposting liar" on the cast then post it again.
at least then there's a timestamp and can actually be viewed as proof

>i have no charisma and can't manipulate woman so no one else can

Huh really made me think

Not earning any Neetbucks atm and literally fighting with my country's administration for 770€ per month. Had to come back at my parents (left home at 15 I'm 21 in 1month)
Can't even pay my cigs nor pot
Depressed as fuck
Nothingtodo.jpg
Waiting for some war to take a gun a go in
Otherwise idk, Last job broke me so hard I'm not going to work anymore.

Sysadmin

IT intern at a company. I make around €350 a month. And even that small amount is about 2x the minimum wage. Hungary sucks.

used to work as a salesman, can't talk about my current job cuz of contract therms (nothing cool tough)

Like w4m on casual encounters? There's only ever spam on my city's board.

Right now I work at a subway just to pay the car insurance and internet bill, nd me mum covers the rest as long as I'm enrolled in college. But in cooledge I'm working on my electronics repair certificate/degree

Thanks for setting these shitposters straight, officer Sup Forums! You're really helping to clean up the tubes for honest, hardworking Sup Forums users.

what the fuck why is one of the mouths upside down?

Software dev. Mid-sized city. $80k.

>i do a lot of stuff guys
>oh and yeah, i got shot the other day because of it

Fucking what?

Confirmed.

Sup Forums doesn't know shit about technology. Y'all arguing with NEETs and societal outcasts.

> Implying NEETs doesn't have enough time to improve their skills in tech.

You're getting cucked at your work, selling your lifetime to some random employer, doing the same shit all day while we learn.

Construction work

>We work
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wagie want paycheck!

Jr. Linux Sys Admin. Comfy but I'm getting fat and beard is getting thicker.

The memes are true.

Shitty helpdesk

250 britbong bucks per month for being unemployed and ~150 britbong bucks per month selling memes and memes accessories on the internet

Unironically a journalist.

I make $45,000 a year, and that's probably all I'll ever make.

>tfw never had the brains to be a STEMlord

Inventory manager of the warehouse part of a Spic sweatshop.
I make a good job and i keep the computers working because our IT is a dumbass who keeps our fucking Database on a computer running windows ME and Access, if you want to access it you have to use a Remote Desktop to access the fucking database

>The entire media industry is a collection failures who couldn't make it in their respective fields but they're the guys who take complex ideas and dumb them down to help push an agenda towards a particular audience

You're right for the most part, but there are some people in my industry who care very deeply for news, storytelling and content creation. It was like they were born to do disseminate information in the most creative ways possible. It's neat to watch them work.

I'm just eternally salty about not being smart enough to do math or program, that's why I hang around Sup Forums.

Same

neetbux

And they're not hired because they can pay a fucking retard like you to regurgitate old stories that reaffirm some new hysteria

I'm a cook. You fit in as well as I do.

Pretend to be able to program arduinos and make robots for 12 hours a day with no breaks

software, large tech company, 140,000$

Can confirm they are hired. I work with them.

Also, that's the shit part about being in the media. You're everyone's least favorite person. If you're not catering to someone's viewpoint you're "fake news" or your "propaganda."

People don't want the news, they want their views reaffirmed.

I don't know what your deal is, man. Want me to post the hospital discharge?

And who said anything about it being a violent shoot? Don't drop revolvers made i 1915, kiddos.

You sure do seem upset about this.

You can't deny that the MSM has been decidedly shit with a clear bias over the last, like, 50 years.

the fuck are you going on about faggot?
i thought the whole DONT SHOOT DONT SHOOT MY BULLET PROOF HANDS WILL PROTECT ME
was humorous.

I'm not trying to, lad. I'm just saying that no matter what, people don't like having their views challenged, and sometimes the media does that.

It's a cutthroat industry with little payoff.

haha
i like this thread.
lets turn it into a general so we can spam it daily.

sure it has nothing to do with technology
but this is Sup Forumsenerals anyways.

Full stack java dev

Pornographer. 6 digits.

What have you learned lately?

>hurr durr why should i release something to easily verify my bullshit claims anonymously, i'll instead release sensitive information! fuck you man! what's your problem man?
lol k...

i know someone in journalism
she's a pretentious cunt who deserves the hell that's ahead of her
fuck the lot of you cucks.

Was a navy nuke. Now i'm going to school to soak up GI bill benefits. It pays well enough to not have to work.

Sorry for tickling your tisms?

security cams

What do you do instead?

He said he was a gunsmith. It feels much more likely it was an accidental discharge than a mugging or whatever your autistic introverted mind assumes guns must be for.

Hack the gooberment so they send checks.

>can't comprehend humor
>calls someone else autistic
nice.

I work full time at a warehouse. I have my own workstation with a desktop and everything. Once I prepare all my shipments for the day I normally shitpost until my shift is up.

Probably gonna go to college to get an IT degree within the next two years.

You must be good looking then.

lol desperate people will fuck anyone you idiot

I used to suck dick for money.
Invested wisely, and got super lucky with a lottery ticket, and now I have about $168,000 left after buying a little shack in the woods, and I recently hear noises very often and I might get killed some time soon, which would be really unfortunate because I took so much time working on everything.

Suck dick.

I sit in the middle of heroine wasteland with zero opportunities.

sysadmin

I'll protect you if you let me sleep at your place and suck my dick too.

Shut up if you're not him.

Why don't you share it with us?
I am sure Sup Forums could so some amazing things with that kind of money.