/brit/

self defense edition

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doing a poo

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i think it's because they have more motherly genes that made them have big breasts to make mommy milk with

>2nd July 2015
>ACMD: Psychoactivity cannot be proven

>13th July 2015
>ACMD: Psychoactivity can NOT be proven

>17th August 2015
>ACMD: Psychoactivity CAN NOT be proven

>23rd October 2015
>ACMD: PSYCHOACTIVITY CAN NOT BE PROVEN

>18th January 2016
>The ACMD recommends that psychoactive substances be placed under a blanket ban

How the hell are they ever going to prosecute anybody?

orthodox christians >>>>> pseudo pirate christians

fridge body desu

thailad give us a sneak peak at the willy and bollocks mate
just want to see how things are riping up down there

Eat poo

unironically having mountain dew and doritos

co-workers may object

irelands had this law since 2010

they've arrested 5 people in total but none were convicted

how about this girl at my work? this pics old as fuck. her hips are even thicker now. i was analyzing her the other day and i'm pretty sure her waist is smaller than her head

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alri mr. davis

go in the toilet lad

C'mon lad, give us a cheeky peak:]

Little bit gay, this

Put your grasses on, nothing will be wrong

literally got a 15 day ban for just posting the name "sam davis"

Hello!
Lads, pls leave my willy alone.

gai chinese

lmao srs?

post ban page

A customer who looks over 25 attempts to buy several containers of whipped cream canisters containing nitrous oxide from a shop at 11pm. They are not buying anything else.
The cashier asks the customer why they’re buying whipped cream. The customer hesitates in replying and when they do they seem intoxicated, slurring their words.
In this scenario the cashier should consider not selling the goods.

have these policy makers EVER dealt with drug users?

yeah not bad, not a big fan about the face though desu

don't do it lad, thailad is the janny and he's trying to trap you for ban evasion

yeah she looks like she got whacked in the face with a frying pan as a little kid but i can't see too well at a distance anyways so still makes the time go quicker

bulbs are such good banter that banning them seems wrong

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Reposting from other thread:

I want a gf with big chebs

How can I get one?

I'm p ugly and hairy

this

Apologise.

Yeah

man i'd buy shitloads of whipped cream just for the whipped cream

FUCK you're right
he is probably the wanker who banned me in the first place

kek, based janny got my back.

nos lasts for maybe 60 seconds
unless you're huffing nos right in front of a cashier, they could not possibly suspect you're high

chink and gay

Ok, thank you.

strawpoll.me/10347954 vote in the fucking poll
take what you can get la

t. disinformation jew

60 seconds is really big a hit desu

i'd say average hit lasts 15 to 30 seconds ay

watching Apocalypto lads

very intense

reckon thailad's an arse guy
like anal almost every night with the gf

actually on second thoughts you're a yank and i don't care if you get banned

sayonara sucker

what pisses me off about their rationale is that line they keep repeating
>People see they're legal, so they must think they're safe to use
the ONLY people I've heard say this are the police

anal sex isn't good, but I do like a girl with a nice arse.

These are not legal in the UK, as they are racially insensitive to the Irish.

but boys have asses too. doesn't that seem a little gay?

are the irish, the mexicans of the UK

men have tits too

Not in the slightest old chap

come on then let's see it

so called """"prime time""""" /brit/

gai chinese hahah

Have you shagged many Thai girls?

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on the darknet

What's the deal with the Amish?

lmao
a few but I've been quite reserved all things considered.

have to press on my prostate with my fingers to get the rest of my cum out

bit weird 2bh

violent pornography, choking chicks and sodomy

ah yes very impressive

Wow, a genuine chode

>Americans who say "lad"
>Americans who say "m8"
>Americans who post in metric

Never reply to these beta lords; these artisans of cringe. Never reply to these impressionable and untouchable permavirgins. Understand that they never bathe and they are hated by even their own families. God himself likens them to swine excrement. Literally throw rocks at them.

Why are you posting my penis on the internet

pirates...

hot

they're fucking, they're fucking, they're fucking in front of me
excellent post mate

YANKI PUTO

wicked sick post dude

one candle~

the piRATe

Brexiters out

>dat bitchyness because everyone calls that grill from Neighbours a fridge

wicked pissa man. HEY MA! WHERE DID I LEAVE MY RED SOX HAT?

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Would have a cock like this be a good thing or a bad thing?

I'm a fan of this post, I found it entertaining

>tfw you'll never be Chairman Ed's Commissar for Slag Redistribution

>tfw no state allocated gf

for what purpose?

Not very fond of this gimmick tbqf

Lay off the pump lad. Blood vessels be fucked. But you know that now.

which one?

i dont watch that shite

>you could have handed over the means of reproduction to the NEETeriat

harrisburger hahahaha

hate maths

There's a lot of songs about cocaine, 2bh

post fucking machines

t. Juan Pablo

jew

the kike

>tfw forewent my opportunity to negotiate

the tan one that got her break in wolf of wall street.
Now playing harley quin in that new capeshit one.

do as says

BANE?

oh margot robbie

yeah idk she's a bit fridgey but no where near kate upton fridgey

Shalom.

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for you

why are british girls so sexy?