Cutest programming language?

Your gf wants to learn programming and asks you about the cutest programming langauge, what do you say?

javascript because the community is awsome and trans accepting.

Python because, memes aside, all the cute girls that are interested in programming never go deeper than that.

Actually girls love shiny things that's why the love ruby

I love java.

I love how JS-tan and AS-tan actually look like they're a pair of exhausted siblings.

Ruby is definitely the top qt3.14

Wish she wouldn't have her fucking meal in the picture. Why do women do this?

No Matlab? Shame, it's pretty useful

Python because it's easy as shit

Because matlab is a hairy dood

It's the engineer's spirit animal kek

I load up Scratch.

Product placement

Ruby is qt kawaii

C is objectively the best.

Because everything women do is signalling of some sort.

PHP because it runs on anything

Every single girls on my class did not understand Matlab a single bit

Amazing, really

Ruby is literally the only language you need

Web development? Check
Scripting for sysadmins (read: NEETS)? Check
Desktop development? Check
Mobile development? See Ruboto, RubyMotion

and you're signalling that you're a complete dumbass

is that your view? looks comfy desu senpai
>ubuntu

No, sadly. Just a comfy pic.

Maybe someday.

>desu senpai
go back to twitter and take your abbreviations with you.

>he doesn't ironically just type the words that the filter replaces nig-nog language with

go white knight on reddit please

They get paid sponsorship for product placement.

>gf
>your

pascal

Assembly x86

I want to fuck C++ while C lets me suck her tiddies, knowing that she is deprecated and used goods.

"more women in stem pls"

I want C++ to tie me up and sit on my face, and then Ruby to force me to worship her feet. And then C++'s feet.

> C
> objectively
kek

'(common lisp)

Swift and Kotlin.

Both are surprisingly fun.

Where is MATLAB!!

Python or Ruby would probably win for the cutest languages

C, C++, and Ruby win for my choice of anime waifus, though

Shm nigga senpai

Did you really just objectify those poor women?

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being a VS model, being able to eat
>pick one
sending positive message to girls "i eat lots", "im healthy"

>shell
>birth date: unknown
Just off yourself.

>tfw use Javascript and PHP at work
>tfw want the ActionScript qt gf though

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Fucking kek

How can a programming language be 'cute'?
Fucking weebs i swear...

Weird, I'm not seeing Assembly

Nope, 68k Assembly is the besties

> tfw no clumsy PHP qt

She wants everybody to know that she eats healthy.

>ywn have a girl give you a clumsy hj while she tries to write a script with the other hand

ahhh the java duke, I've got a box full of duke plushie's somewhere.

What would that language from SICP look like?

was that racket or lisp?

what a bunch of qts

Are you fucking kidding me? The language that is used in SICP is scheme, specifically the MIT Scheme implememtation. Racket is a scheme, but is not MIT Scheme. Scheme is a family of languages.

How are people this ignorent to keep making the same fucking mistake. Lisp is a family of languages, whose members include Scheme, Common Lisp, Clojure, and probably even more. Scheme is another family of languages, whose members include Chicken Scheme, Racket, MIT Scheme, Guile, and many others.

Do you see how fucking stupid your question is now? You might as well have asked "Which on is it, an apple or a fruit?"

A tree or a plant? A car or a vehicle? A rock song or music? A barn or a building? A femer or a bone?

Fuck this thread, I'm going to kill myself.

>ignorent
pfft ahahaha

Scheme and Clojure aren't actually dialects of Lisp but at least you tried.

Women require nutrients from food in order to live.

Brainfuck.

But I can't post the language-tan for it because Sup Forums is no longer Sup Forumsuro.

>implying the first is true and the second is a good thing

This is the comfiest god damn picture I've ever seen

>reddit open
>comfy
uhmm..no?

Is it even possible to be comfy with that much autism?

life goal
that

>people can look into your apt
>the noise from the street is amplified by all the surrounding houses and funneled straight at you
>cleaning that place must be hell

haha that elephant is so cute. squishy little baby

She is Scheme (R7RS).

I want to fuck Perl

you're a beta male

You could say that to any random poster on Sup Forums and be right 99% of the time...

Is C++-san Java-chan's okaasan?

Is that an insult?

I mean there's the semblance of some kind of joke here but it kind of falls flat on its face

This is some truly patrician shit, right here.

Scheme, hands down. Ruby would be nice to teach her too though

common lisp
the parenthesis make it cute
very curvy
also the ' (quoes)

Speaking of that, why no Objective-C?

Also Ada a cute.

Scheme absolutely is a Lisp.

IDL

I tell her to get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

what did she do to hurt u user :(

Code it faggot.

underrated

>fat clumsy PHP
so accurate

>java
Go play in the park.
>c++
Probably a good gf.
>python
Adam...Eve...snakes...NO.
>ruby
Watch it, she's going to pick your pocket.
>php
She'll break your shit.
>c#
She won't put out.
>javascript
Looks high as fuck.
>perl
Lesbian.
>c
This is the girl you marry.
>visual basic
Awww...I just want to hug her and take her to prom.
>r
Unlike C#, I think she'll eventually put out.
>scala
Looks like trouble.
>shell
Go play with Java at the park.
>ActionScript
Too moody.

The pussies

>No Lua-tan

It's shit

C# is tiny!!!

I can't tell if JavaScript is male or female in that image.

Stallman says Lisp is the most powerful language there is.

He's not wrong, too bad it died

i want to have sex with c++!!!!!

>c is a milf
yes. Yes. YES!

oh hey matlab

There needs to be an updated chart with the new languages. Haskell-chan is cute. CUTE.

Activerecord has become more inconsistent recently. It also still lets you try to do things that obviously don't work together and doesn't throw errors when you do.
Last I checked, rails still depends on jquery.
And rails has the slowest APIs around.

If all you need is to make shitty scripts for your shitty server that serves very little traffic for shitty little sites that could probably have been made in wordpress, then yes, ruby is all you need.

math major detected

I don't know about Web, mobile or desktop but Ruby is pretty comfy for Sysadmin tasks. Much more clenaer than Perl and easier to deal with commands than Python.

I want her to step on me so fucking hard, I want her to tie me up and take those boots off and make me smother under those sweaty smelly feet