>Meanwhile Dennis made $3500 today selling anabolic steroids on lebbit >Meanwhile Borisovich Dmitirov made $15 000 selling stolen credit card info and renting out his botnet >Meanwhile some autistic nerd lankets made $150 000 today with their groundbreaking botnetto >Meanwhile Chang Xiao-Lu Weng-Ching made $500 000 and got a new BMW as his bonus for selling over 3 tons of illegal raw drugs overseas and manufacturing equipment >Meanwhile Dimitrivich made $3million by siphoning public money >Meanwhile some government official embezzled yet ANOTHER $10 000 000
GIVE ME ONE REASON TO WORK INSTEAD OF COMMIT CRIME.
Life is a scam.
Nicholas Rogers
Buy safecoin
Noah Green
Only commit a crime if you can get away from it. You're right, life is a scam.
Logan Bell
>all he wants is money There's more to life bruder.
Hudson Campbell
I only made 5000 off a hit i did on this guys mistress :(
John Hughes
There's no honorable jobs in this world of decadence.
Nathan Miller
no, there really isn't. money is everything.
Ethan Thompson
You won't because you're a pussy OP, enjoy your life of beta slavery
Dominic Russell
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Aaron Allen
>Life is a scam Yep. But the odds are stacked against you. If you commit a crime make sure you can get away with it.
Also you forgot banks in your list
Tyler Gomez
Time is the only thing with inherent value. Money is fiction.
Charles Roberts
>made $1500 today convincing old people to buy cars they can't afford >I should probably step it up a notch Pedro
Carson Martinez
>he wants to commit crime
enjoy Bubba's BBC when you end up in the pen
Michael Wright
You have to be extra smart, but what people don't realize, is that you have to be a social monster to be able to commit crime and get away with it. Neither of these attributes I own.
Evan Morris
>t. poorfag
Adrian Roberts
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Blake Robinson
>you will never use latest lidar tech stolen from your employer to found a startup which you then sell to their competitor with 700 million dollars >why even live
Adam Williams
dumb frogposter
Josiah Evans
>Life is a scam.
Congrats for reaching realisation. Now go watch some Varg videos on youtube.
Christopher Reyes
There really isn't. Acquiring money isn't the end goal, obviously, but you cannot live a truly happy life without large quantities of it.
Colton Reed
money gives you time. easy example: being able to hire someone to tend to my lawn and pool means i don't have to do those tedious things that take hours but still get all the perks, making my life better because i didn't waste that time on something as stupid as mowing a lawn or maintaining the chemical balance of my pool
Austin Young
Stop watching Varg
Grayson Torres
>implying Chang Xiao-Lu Weng-Ching didn't deserve that BMW
Sebastian Thompson
y-yes m-master
Hudson King
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Kevin Walker
So simple and people don't get it.
Xavier King
you are all correct. money has no INHERENT value, it is a means of acquiring that thing with inherent value
Samuel Moore
I often pretend to be autistic and post pedandic and obvious things to pass the time, and this is 10X the maximum autism I'm capable of.
Literally the single most autistic post I've ever read on the Internet.
You must literally be either a child, a troll, or on the spectrum. There is no other plausible option.
Dominic Gomez
>Work all day like a slave >Barely make $100
People make $500 where I live, if they're lucky. Monthly.
Relax sweetums, you're doing fine.
Carter Watson
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Eli Carter
>t. poorfag pretending to be rich
Asher Green
>I don't understand cost of living $500/month is great if your monthly expenses are $250 and everything is cheap. If rent alone is $1000/month, even $2000/month in pay is bad.
Nathan Martinez
>either a child, a troll, or on the spectrum. There is no other plausible option.
All the above instead of either?
Joshua Williams
>work all day doing something reasonably enjoyable >make like $700 or some shit good job master race
Juan Cruz
>t. Genetic dead end
Brayden Bennett
There is no absolute measure of value. The value of x can only be expressed in units of y.
James Moore
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Justin Miller
142 IQ and certified sociopath, yet I don't break the law because I have some damn code to live by. Modern day slavery sucks.
Lucas Ortiz
ok Dexter... How's lumberjacking going?
Grayson Rivera
his character is a psychopath with no empathy or remorse
a sociopath has those traits
Cooper Baker
Learn epicurism. Money is not everything.
Christian Brown
>get on welfare >never work again >live in a small comfy home eating cheap but delicious junk food >have enough free time to play pirated video games and/or watch pirated movies/TV/porn 16 hours per day every single day and sleep for the other 8 hours
Anthony Martinez
>I'm too stupid to move out of California or New York
Jose Smith
>get caught >go to prison >make 15c an hour servicing negro penis
Yeah, crime pays if you don't get caught.
Carter Nelson
Get a better job
Colton Jenkins
Why do people think it's so easy to get on welfare when people that actually need it have to fight for years?
Gabriel Phillips
>living in the US That's the typical price in suburbs 40km from Vancouver now.
Sebastian Wright
Because the system is broken. People who need it don't get it and niggers or whites fine with nigger behaviour get it easily.
Adam Torres
Never been poor have you?
Adam Murphy
>le IQ meme
Mason Diaz
>Meanwhile Borisovich Dmitirov made $15 000 selling stolen credit card info and renting out his botnet >Meanwhile some autistic nerd lankets made $150 000 today with their groundbreaking botnetto
lmao if you think cybercrime pays this much. There's a reason it's all Pajeets and Vladimir's doing cybercrime. Hint: it's because the average cybercriminal makes ~$10k US a year
Nolan Torres
I guess 10k a year is enough to live "comfortably" in those countries.
Sebastian Ramirez
Isn't the other way around
Carson Kelly
Reward is usually proportional to risk, so feel free to commit crime, just don't act surprised if you get caught and put in jail.
Carter Howard
>Fill out on this form if you do or don't like niggers. It will determine if you get any money from us.
Gabriel Fisher
That's because you guys let the chinks buy all your fucking land, god damn morons.
Anthony Jenkins
US welfare is means tested, so if you actually attempt to improve your situation, you will lose your welfare.
Luke Morales
If he did that he'd earn proportionally less and his situation would practically be the same, except for when he makes and spends a lot he only needs to save a small percentage of his income to have a significant amount, while if he earns and spends proportionally less he needs to save a much higher percentage to end up with the same amount (and even just saving the same percentage would be way harder).
Christopher Barnes
Because having a job is more or less brainless.
Tip-toeing around the law actually requires effort. I wouldn't be able to do that. You think you'd be able to live like a king, but actually you'd get caught a few months into the operation and get tossed into the slammer, where tyrone will make you a wide receiver
Jaxson Fisher
Mfw a NEET complains about being poor and society being unfair but never worked a single fucking day in his life nor made any serious effort in improving his situation.
Dylan Edwards
You make more because the risk is also higher Think of it like stock trading
Josiah Wright
Mfw I'm a NEET because most options are literally impossible to me, and everything I try with what I have ends up failing miserably, so after literally only ever seeing my life getting worse and worse, I've lost all willpower and have given up on life. Mfw I couldn't even do crime even if I wanted to. Right now I'm just waiting for one of the few likely happenings that will end all my chances to even survive, then kill myself.
Tyler Jackson
Sell drugs all you want, but don't rip off other working saps or contribute to the botnet. Most of us are wage cucks too. Life is hard enough.
Isaiah Clark
Cheng probably made all that without the drugs honestly. Managing international logistics is a hell of a job
Leo Wood
projection is strong here
Ayden Brooks
You have neither the smarts or the connections to get away with it op.
You pleb
Juan Gutierrez
Go hike a mountain. Seriously.
Dominic Foster
Visit a medic. You depressed shit.
Ryan Carter
If I could I'd do both of those things right now.
Justin Kelly
>he fell for the life is about being happy meme
Carson Adams
bane?
Colton Adams
LOL hows high-school goin!
Owen Kelly
Hiking is not that difficult. Find a group, do some trekking, then the mountain.
Best fucking experience reaching the top. Every problem feels small and insignificant after that. You'll feel like your life is accomplished, everything after that is just a bonus.
I do it every year or when things look south.
Grayson Torres
So you don't get raped by Tyrone in the prison shower
Benjamin Scott
>not even enough to hire a good lawyer if caught
jesus christ why
Brody Green
Celebrities are making what you earn in a few years in just a few days and they're doing it legally. If you're comparing yourself to people, you're going to be depressed and have your self worth destroyed.
You have 2 choices: >an hero (good choice) >get on with it, improve yourself and society by extension
You're too much of a pussy to commit a crime.
Austin Torres
maybe if you stopped reposting this shit you'd have the time to make the money you so desire.
Kayden Diaz
only in crime
Lincoln Price
How do i buy gear on reddit?
Grayson Thomas
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Eli Wright
Not an argument.
Cooper Clark
I am intelligent enough to be a successful criminal, but I am also intelligent enough to pussy out and not take the risk of being a criminal.
So, most people who take the plunge and get into crime are by nature not smart enough to get away with it.
Kayden Baker
>skip
Alexander Walker
Psychopaths and sociopaths are two terms for the same meaning.
A psychopath is generally successful at crime because 1: They are intelligent and do not solve a problem in an unintelligent way merely to satisfy their conscience. And 2: They have no difficulty taking risks or making instant decisions, which is what separates them from regular smart people.
Brody Jackson
I watched one where he reads some poems or sth. He's got a great voice. Put me in an asmr mood instantly
Jason Miller
If anything it would make me feel worse. I have absolutely no money at all to buy anything, and even if I didn't need to buy anything, I don't even have the food for the necessary energy (I do nothing all day and feel tired all the time). Also I have no friends to do it with (only have a single internet friend), and having lived as a complete hikkikomori for many years, just going out of my house is a challenge. But most importantly, I have a rare incurable disease that makes most activities hell (hiking would be one of them), which is also why it's so hard for me to find a job (among other things that make it even harder).
I don't have clinical depression from chemical imbalances or anything like that. It's just that my circumstances are so cartoonishly bad that it's impossible to have a different outlook on life.
Thanks for your advice though, I appreciate it.
Nathan Turner
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Luke Hall
>rare incurable disease Which one? and don't say autism
Dominic Richardson
steal rob a store you are a proletariat and you don't deserve to deal with these oppressive conditions, this society deserves all the criminals it can get. You are a human being, if you need food and don't have money, then it is moral to steal food or money from the bourgeoisie
Adrian Baker
>rob a rich man since he's a dick >an even poorer man robs me the next day >what a dick!
Gavin Garcia
>>Work all day like a slave >>Barely make $100 you are among luckiest 10 % of population
Joseph Harris
nah, the even poorer man deserves it more than I do property is theft
Cameron Rodriguez
I'd rather not say it because my friend knows that I post here and knows the archives (also who knows who might want to search them on the future, as for what we know they could be online forever).
I'll just say it's not anything mental, and it causes unbearable pain (and when it's severe enough there's a chance I might die).
Henry Anderson
Im so poor its not even funny anymorr. Thats why Im starting a business and hope to break the cycle. But man, the amount of time it takes is unbelievable. It takes over my entire life. And Im still hands short.
Elijah Campbell
you would never believe this in practice not having something != deserving something I don't have a private jet. Do I deserve a private jet?
Wyatt Sanders
ya'll are panzy ass bitches
play life on hard mode: >deppression, paranoia >too proud to eat shit from faggot bosses or work as a wageslave >too honest to take money from retards who are easily scammed &/or ripped off >stuck inside a bubble where you think there's such a thing as "doing the right thing"
it's like every mutiple choice rpg videogame ever. being bad is easy as fuck and grants you access to the best shit the game has to offer.. (not like any of it matters tho cause the game, just like life ends for all the same regardless) being a decent human being while trying to enjoy life or win at anything ever? that's a serious fucking challenge
is it worth the effort? nope. worth wasting your one and only life before the eternal abyss? definitely not but eh, what kind of pussy ass bitch doesn't play hard mode? oh right a pussy ass bitch.
Elijah Collins
sociopaths KNOW they're psychopaths. psychopaths trick themselves into thinking they're human beings and feign emotion even when it doesn't benefit them.
generally sociopaths are regarded as being far more intelligent and cunning than psychopaths. as most psychopaths are slaves to their illness while sociopaths can control it.
Joseph Thompson
This is what you end up thinking about life when you spend most of it playing video games instead of actually living it. Thinking its not worth the effort/not trying to at least lead a life that doesn't fuck over other people is exactly how you end up a sad piece of shit of a human being.
Noah White
Just deal a safe drug and shut the fuck up. It's not that hard
Ethan Smith
Basically this, don't get greedy and play it safe/deal with people you know and its not that risky. Even then dealing drugs is still work. Might as well get a job when you boil it down unless you are in a lucky situation. Dealing is good side cash but thats about it.