Why do they hate each other so much?

Why do they hate each other so much?

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The hate is pretty onesided actually. Brits are nostalgid for the old days while the French are mostly preoccupied with contesting Germany's rule over the EU.

That's the same as why do we hate each other so much?

Hate/Love relationship.

Hatefuck best fuck

too much effort put into this retarded cartoon.

Not sure what you mean.

France is a powerless and poor country

>France is a powerless and poor
So were you once I was done with you last night

English genocide ? What genocide ? Why do they call this day the "battle of Hastings" ? We did nothing wrong

>Brits are nostalgid for the old days while the French are mostly preoccupied with contesting Germany's rule over the EU.

The French are the 3rd economic power of the EU, they are falling further behind Germany while the UK is catching up. If you said "contesting for the Eurozone" you'd be slightly less wrong, but it's not even a contest any more

Future EU will be led by an Anglo-German axis. It will be a two-tier EU with an inner zone using the single currency (led by Germany) and countries that prefer not to be that integrated (led by Britain)

>but le referendum
Remain will win and it'll win easily.

Because they both realize they will never be a good as their bastard child of a country that they ignore

i do not like both

Why you fight with us for years and starts your "war" when German fail was obvious!?

Hate you.

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>French asspain

?

Damn

France is actually more powerful than UK.
>more nukes
>better army
Our industry is more diversified than yours (australian submarines, your nuclear powerplants, etc)

Our strategical place in UE...

Too bad you're full of French people though

I'm okay with this
Pêh

We don't need a reason, we're just keeping a 1000 years old tradition.

>Pêh

Explain what this means? I keep seeing frogs post this

actually, we would be happy if French took a more dominant role in Europe
As it is right now, they are busy with their internal problems and we get all the blame for handling the refugee crisis

>Canadian logic

Moose fucker

>more nukes
Conventional forces matter more as long as you have enough nukes to fuck whoever launches a first strike

>better army
Nope, in almost every metric it's inferior

>Our industry is more diversified than yours
Those examples don't prove your point. In fact the nuclear example is interesting, EdF literally can't afford to build its new reactor in Britain even under generous terms.

They're now considering kickstarting the British nuclear industry again because the French EPR is such a train wreck

It's French for 'to be honest'

'pour être honnête'

TELL ME snail eating pussy

So the frogs are copying your slang but in their disgusting pig latin?

That's the problem. Till the real collapse, there wouldn't be a balanced french society. The issues we are facing are huge.

>identity
>corruption
>treators
>submission toward the US
Etc

>better army
>Nope, in almost every metric it's inferior

(Toi)

>tfw dad is english and mom is french
>tfw when constant banter in the uk on my frenchness and in France on my englishness
> :(

At least it's easier to fuck girls in both countries.

>So the frogs are copying your slang

Yeah like a lot of other non Anglo posters here

don't you also have a problem with social reforms?

I R O N Y
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I am right

On the macro level and the micro.

Go ahead and compare the latest British attack submarines to the French ones. Or compare air forces -

which military has 5th gen fighters,
which military has heavy lift helicopters,
which military has strategic air transport
which military will have continuously available aircraft carriers

Because it's not the French one I'll tell you that

That's linked.

The actual government is barely from left, the right would have been even further with the reform. In fact, there isn't right/left anymore. There are globalists (right/left) and real conservators (Front national).

We have been ahead of you for the last 40 years.
You just have been ahead the last 2 years, get off your high horse.

We still have more nukes.

And dude, we have more tanks, more jets, more infantry, more everything. Even the budget changed the last year, before that we were first.

Our conventionnal military strenght is simply superior.

>muh industry

It's going to happen with the EPR, you'll see.

Otherwise, it doesn't change what I said.
Our industry is more diversified.

If we are so poor, why do we have dentists while you don't ? Also there's your ''you''. Hope you can buy a crisp sandwich with it

>We have been ahead of you for the last 40 years.

We are reverting to the mean, a more established one than going 40 years back. Sorry but your post-war golden age was a blip.

>And dude, we have... more everything.

Your homework for tonight is to count the little coloured squares in for 2015. Or just read the numbers in parenthesis

Here you have a source for 2016, Nigel.
globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=france&country2=united-kingdom&Submit=COMPARE

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It's just banter

>globalfirepower

Nice source. My charts are from the IISS Military Balance

iiss.org/en/publications/military-s-balance

I suppose you are seriously suggesting that France formed over 7 completely new land battalions in the space of last year?

This is why there needs to be a Frangleterre and say to hell with the likes of Germany.

how long do you guys think it will take till we can have a war like the good old days

>Nope, in almost every metric it's inferior
>

bugger off, Canadian AW

Frogs and Brits BTFO

See You're making those assumptions because you haven't actually studied both militaries or read any legit studies comparing them

manger mon cul

this

I'm actually OK with british people, I befriended most of the english guys I met.
But I must say that our kitchen is far better than their trash.

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>A french posts without my permission

>Arguing on Sup Forums about your country

Is there anything more autistic? You're probably stilla loser, you'll never win and the same arguments won't mean anything because people aren't up for debate, they just want to spam shit.

Enjoy your fucking autism losers

haha you're silly, dad

Autism

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You're all wasting your time bickering with each other. You should all consider working together when you have China and Russia just itching for another global war.

Seriously, think about it.

What happens even if you present the most conclusive, convincing and well researched argument that isn't 'we are better lol this website and wiki page says so XD' what happens at the end?

People won't change their stubborn ways, you'll still be a sad cunt and the thread will be lost and you'll have wasted your life.


t. talking from experience

>Frogism

En attendant ton pays est remplis de cotorep malaisant qui sont pas foutu d'aligner deux mots en français sans faire quinze fautes.

That's why we shitpost

Meanwhile you're French BTFO

>wasted your life
who are you to determine what is worthy of our time, when you are making a point that wont change Peoples stubborn ways, you'll still be a sad cunt and the thread will be lost and you'll have """wasted""" your """life""".

I guess this is directed to me, the user posting the autism charts.

You can assume I'm a loser if you want - you'd probably be quite surprised if you knew what my life is really like.

I'm well-aware you can't win arguments against some people on here. I'm not posting for the people I'm arguing with, but for the lurkers who read threads and might be interested in the stuff. You know, people can tell who's shitposting and who is arguing back by facts and figures.

It's also for myself as I find it satisfying to know I've argued my case well. And there's the occasional pleasant surprise of a well-informed person who debating with me on here, which can lead to me learning something new and challenge my thinking. Amongst the shitposting there are some smart and informed people on Sup Forums

I am somebody whose moved from autistic unemployed Sup Forums loser to well adjusted normie who every now and then pops back.

Don't have to listen lad. Don't get so upset.

Watch yourself

I laughed, then I cringed.

Fucking nerd

RIP Jean Pierre "C'EST CONSTERNANT" Coffe

>Brits attempting serious discussion

BORING

>Fucking nerd

Yes, welcome to Sup Forums.

If you're a "well adjusted normie" as you suggest, you'd know that normie friends aren't usually interested in discussing geopolitics, economy, military power comparisons and the like

This board is a perfect outlet for that kind of autism.

I can't stop cringing you sad, sad cunt.

>On my deathbed I'll look back and thank myself for the time wasted on Sup Forums and how people posting Polandball opened a new way of thinking for me.

Fucking kek

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I wanna go to war with Straya or Mario.

fucking brits, man.

I've learnt leads of information on Sup Forums including some that directly or indirectly helped with my work.

Also how much time do you think I spend on here?

I think you have your own regrets and due to your own insecurities you are projecting onto me.

The thread is meant to be about UK and France so maybe you should stop talking me and get back on topic. Or go post Polandball in another thread if that's what tickles your pickle.

Oh I get it now

This sperg session was all so you could announce to the thread that you got a job

Congratulations we're all so proud of you. Amazing blog, really, incredible stuff.

Imagine being this fucking mad that somebody told you you're probably wasting your life.

Fucking lmao you sad cunts

French probably count as the best cooks on the planet, desu. Fair cop, you guys win there.

Isn't it sadder to waste your life on Sup Forums telling other people they're wasting their lives?

Not at all because it's quite funny how upset people get about it.

>It helped me with a new way of thinking, it's helped me loads in real life by arguing with pepes!

Get a room, both of you.

/fuk/ when

France: weak, pathetic, puny,

it's not hate, it's respected rivalry.

we were the only 2 good superpowers on this planet.

We should've teamed up DESU.

>I get enjoyment from using Sup Forums, but it makes me irate when other people do, so I'll get angry at them and pretend I'm laughing!

- You

Why is Saudi Arabia so high? Is that to fund IS or what?

UK : ludicrous, insignificant, british

you guys are indeed funny with each other

Portugal : comfy, cute, cool

France: Gay, smelly, afraid

France: Jobs, better salaries and good tourists

They have no defence industry of their own so it's all imported. This doesn't have to be expensive if you're buying Russian or Chinese gear, for example, but Saudis import US and European high-end gear in large quantities. So it's extremely expensive.

In addition, the Saudis are fighting two wars on two fronts at the moment which costs a lot of money. They're fighting IS/other groups in Syria, and also fighting Iranian-backed fighters in Yemen

>ITT:
>Canada-France ""banter""
Just stop. Holy shit this is embarrassing to watch.

The Scots and the French like each other because they're not English.

Canada : gay, SJW, still a colony, non-country

Shut up slave

I thought it was a cringe contest

ANGLO'D