The more north you go, the shittier the food gets

The more north you go, the shittier the food gets.

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doesn't make any sense....german foor is pretty gude. but dutch food isn't.

Wiener Schnitzel is available in Northern Germany either. So...

where is turey

Isn't Wiener Schnitzel austrian?
They may have it in Germany but it's still austrian.

We are talking about Europe

can you share some of your food?

what do you mean? You can cook anything you like in any of those countries

Speak for yourself.

>muh meatballs

Swedish meatballs are the food of the gods

Yes, it's Austrian. But how about "French" fries, which comes from Belgium ironically

Britain has some of the worlds best chefs ironically

If you go past Italy/Spain it's getting terrible again though.
But Scandinavia is really just sad, I totally agree here. Though their fucking Lachs and Mustardsauce thing is incredible.

italian food is bland and boring

Stop comparing yourself to the Italians, you're not being fair to yourself.

Our cuisine is fine by itself but it also has some "south" (caucasians) influence. Can't argue that Italian is the best tho.

What's the good german food? Like what are best delicatessen or regional dishes, really curious because in Spain the only time I seen a german inspired bar/restaurant are shitty frankfurt seller beer bars.

The more south you go, the shittier the countries get

Portuguese food is amazing.

Let me correct you there, my viking friend.

Countries to the north of France = shit food
Countries to the east of France = shit food
Countries to the west of France = shit food
Countries to the south of France = shit food and ok food in italy

Apart of Cod dishes I don't know a lot about Portubro food, in what ways it's different than Spanish traditional one?

how to aquire cute turkish gf?

>in the south
>rotten food
>needs loads of spices to cover shit taste

>in the north
>food is either fresh or preserved properly
>salt is the only seasoning needed

Back in the day people ate in order to stay alive. Not for some fancy tasting experience. The fancier the food the shittier the country.

This map is somehwat accurate

I wonder what Svalbard food is like

I'm pretty sure canned beans are the same worldwide.

Delicious icelandic food
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Greenland cuisine is god tier

Rotten birds inside dead seals

Gross desu

>white people "cuisine"

>Using Gordon Ramsey as an example
>Who studied in Paris
>Under the tuttelage of the famous French chefs and brothers Albert and Michel Roux
>The former of which was the first person to own a three star restaurant in the UK

You're not really proving a point here. Britain's best and most famous chef is entirely French educated. Hell, Michel Roux went as far as to say "Half of the Michelin star-holders in Britain come from either my brother's kitchen or my kitchen".

Germanic countries have the most disgusting food on earth even fucking african niggers have better food than germanics.

He's still British, idgaf.

>The more north you go, the shittier the food gets.
>The more north you go, the shittier the climate gets for growing food.
Bravo Iceland. You cracked the code.

canuck knows whats up

I unironically believe British food is the greatest in the world
Pies > Frogs
Cheddar > Brie
Ale > Wine
Trifle > Profiteroles
Roast beef > Steak

France = shit food

Untrue
Italy's best food comes from the northern central regions (Emilia and Toscana)

>German food
>Good

Best german food is honestly like the best american food: the fastfood