One chance at life

>One chance at life
>Born not German

you mean born native Japanese right?

>1 (one) shot at life
>not born German

It's not as good as you think ;_;

>One chance at life
>Born German

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I lived in West Germany. It's overrated.

Stay in your shithole work slave Pajeet

B-But i'm not pajeet

>born German
>a number of obscure, borderline illegal things are done to you by your parents
>???
>have 9 to 5 warehouse clark driver job and a severe scat fetish

Well, you can fix it easily.

you are welcome to come here, friend

>ONE chance in life
>born in a landlocked country

How dumb are you? He's either a slave or the son of a rich Oil Sheik

Why? Germans are disgusting people with sneaky culture. They tell the police on neighbors, they are very cold and xenophobic, their sense of humor is retarded, they are incredibly picky, their women are ugly and their language is dog barking.

>one shot at life
>not born a cute Japanese lesbian

Have you been to Germany?
I was to Russia. Your girls are really beautiful, but your people are very cold and never smile

Our people are very emotional, we don't smile to a strangers but inside every Russian there is a volcano he bursts on his friends.
Also Russian girls are better than German because German are really ugly. I prefer Southern Euro/Arab girl appearance, it's hot.

i just found it strange that even waiters werent polite and didnt smile
It is true, that Russian girls are much prettier than germans. They take much better care of themselfs and put an effort in looking sexy.
But Russian beer taste like water. You should try out German beer

>one shot at life
>born as a Greek

pay denbts

Feels good, man.

come and get the money kartoffel

>One shot at life
>Not born European
Feels awful man

I don't think i'm welcome there

t. Poo in Loo

Try the pooSA

Well you are almost there. Just move famaroo

I don't think I'd fit in very well

Danes do poo in the loo. Do you?

>One chance at life
>Born in Sweden
>After the 1970s

We sure do poo in the loo

Why? Aren't Burger a subspecies of Anglo with German heritage

>one chance at life
>born in America with more freedoms than euros

do you have an academic education?
You could always try to find a job here

wow that greek have good teeth

Anglos already do have german heritage, you could even say danish if you are being extra cheeky

Checkd.
I'm in college atm so not yet

So Sweden was good before 1970? What is most good period Sweden have?

I was unclear. I meant culturally anglo, generically German.

well good luck to you friend

>One shot at life
>Born male in a civilization where males are shamed

what do you study? explosives?

Just go to Germany and say you are a "refugee", they love muslim dicks so much that you will get a free house and a free german bitch on arrival

>one shot at life
>born in the 21th century

>one shot at life
>not being born as a super rich arab oil tycoon

>one shot at life
>born not a tall, blond nord

>says the country that was actually conquerd by muslims

No. Mr Atta is a very well-integrated German who studies architecture.

Thanks mate

German >>>>>>>> Rich arab

>One shot at life
>born not Jewish

>one shot at life
>not born into nepotist clan that secretly runs the entire world
wanna trade, Chaim?

We didn't have mass immigration at least. Then lots of Finns came, they were all right, so we imported Balkan people, they were a bit strange but usually worked and contributed, now we import uneducated sandniggers haemorrhaging our economy.

Best period were probably the 50-60s, booming economy, not yet over 50 % taxes and more or less ethnically homogeneous.

2 kex 4 U friend.

There are two master races in this world. The intelligent Jews have 20% of all Nobel prizes despite being a very small ethnicity and the stronk norse.

1950-1990 were the best years, but not a huge difference from today

>one shot at life
>literally born 2 miles south of the USA border

Good. Don't move an inch closer.

I don't want to be german

Little too close. Maybe go a bit further south.

Whoopsie silly me :3 meant
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