/desi/-Pakistani Nobility Edition

Invited-Bangladeshis, Indians, Sri Lankans, West Indians, Nepalis, Afghans, Bhutanese

Not Invited- Bullies and Pakistan

Welcome-Everyone except bullies and Pakistan

On the internet, nobody knows knows your a paki....

Afghans aren't desi

Most west indians aren't either desu

>mfw a punjabi tells me they're kashmiri

Stop including us in these threads

>Afghans
not desi

why are you inviting them?

this is where u belong fammilia

This. We don't have any desi traits.

"No"

What is the best non islamic indian kingdom/empire

being at the shit end of the genetic lottery is a trait we all share

salam bradar

>lumping us in with you street shitters
ew, we look nothing alike

>ew, we look nothing alike
I know its hard to tell with all the acid, but yes you do
at least with the pakis

How do you guys feel about white Yogis with Brahmin haircuts?

Kek, you'd love to imagine afghans as short black manlets like desis right?

Desis are also always beta as fuck and constantly nervous

you realize we have specific insults as to how pakis look like (indian look), right?

>tfw these dalkhors try to group us with them

>imagine afghans as short black manlets
no, i imagine them as durka looking jihadi autists with blue eyes, which is what pakis look like, minus the exotic eye color.

it's just bait, I don't even hate pakis/indians irl since I have some friends who are paki/indian/bengali, but we're very different people whether in culture/history or looks

khaak da sareshan

you do realize that not only are afghani at the shit end of the genetic lottery, but they're also at the shit end of the intellectual lottery.
If anyone had ever wondered how to make a country even worse than pakistan, they'd look to you fags as an example.

I met white monk at my university asking donations for the Hare Krishna cult. Felt bad for him

Good on them, desu.
Spiritual things like Taoism or Yoga do not belong to a specific people.

They are for the world to learn.

Too bad he fell for the Hare Krishna meme, there's plenty of ok teachers out there.

the hare krishna guy at my uni is very good at ripping people off by presenting it as some spiritual get in touch with yourself bullshit

Pakis are basically Indians. The only pakis that look like afghans are Pashtuns who ARE afghans

I don't either tbqh

you're literally an Indian though, you're somehow worse than the Chinese in stature and autism. Don't project your shitty genetics on to me mr Hindu

>There's millions of normal yoga teachers in the West
>Join ISKCON anyways

God.

where you from m8

chi hal dari

good b8 m8

I thank the gods everyday for being born afghan with good aesthetics, pic isn't me but just random afghans, I'm better looking though, feelsgood

those fags could easily pass as light skinned pakis, and I'm sure you could too. I can guarantee that any Afghan fag in this thread could go to Pakistan and pass as a native without anyone giving it a second thought.
Sorry pham, but your afghan aesthetics are all in your head

He had a very nice soothing voice, I was almost about to donate to him if I didn't see an Hare Krishna logo from one of the books.

>Don't project your shitty genetics
I'm not even indian, and honestly I would rather pooinloo than bachabazi

same here mayne. He handed me a bunch of books and asked me to look over them and asked for a donation if I took some with me. Basically asking me to buy the fucking books lel

>tfw not living in a city with a sizable caribbean population

missing these already after going to atlanta
came back from atla

atlanta. shit

haha alright m8 :^)

even your people irl see us as foreign, it's only online that tards talk the way they do

feels good not being a manlet man

>beef patties
My nigga

>this is what pakis think they look like
my sides

this is worse than that paki website that says pakis are descendants of iranians/turks

Ended up lying and said I didn't have cash after all but, he ended up having a card scanner with him. Sneaky guy.

>beef patties
Man my gf is half Jamaican and makes those on occasion. They taste good but, she sucks at making it.

kind of wish i lived in new york desu

new orleans has good food but some variety from a few other places would be nice

the only one in that picture that looks non-paki is the one in pink.

>you're literally an Indian though, you're somehow worse than the Chinese in stature and autism. Don't project your shitty genetics on to me mr Hindu
Don't talk shit about other countries when your own country is so shit, it can't even put together a survey to measure people's height

>this is unironically what the american flag itt thinks pakis look like
lmao

in what universe? the only one that looks a bit paki is the one on the left, the rest look afghan

Wish I had a gf. The weedhead girl I traded pot for sex with is going through a lot of shit. Ah well, I've got an apartment rented out near campus so I've been going back a lot. My roommate subleased his part out to a French girl and she's been looking to me for live music and weed connections in exchange for beer.

Hope it goes somewhere

Well you're foreign because you're not desi, pakis are overwhelmingly part of desi culture, so naturally they identity themselves more with indians than afghans.
I'm saying this as someone who is half afghan myself. There are of course outliers in the aesthetics department, but as a general rule from what I've seen. Most afghans could pass as pakis, not too sure about it vice-versa though.

the Mughal empire

Chola Dynasty

If you only count Babur than yes it was non-islamic.

I said non islamic

*then

How was he non islamic

some afghans (a minority) can look paki, but there are also tons of arabs/iranians/turks in the minority that can also look paki

most afghans look like what I've been posting (pashtuns and tajiks at least, I can post hazaras/uzbeks too but you have to be mentally retarded to think they look indian/paki)

anyway stop including us in designated

>this is unironically what the american flag itt thinks pakis look like
I've met many pakis bro, since I am one myself, and I can assure you that I've seen pakis look just like that, and even some that look less durka.

He was a raging alcoholic and opium addict.

>traded pot for sex with
Did you two do it while you were high?

>French girl and she's been looking to me for live music and weed connections in exchange for beer.
I remember having an interest in a French girl to last year. She only had a preference for Asian men tho, weird.

alright keep wishing you're something you're not, doesn't matter much to me

sex while high is my favorite sin, hopefully Allah accepts my repentance

He was also bisexual.

No just a Bacha Baz.

>stop including us in designated
B-But SAARC.
B-But Akhand Bharat

post your picture then

virtually every paki I know looks indian, they're mostly punjabi pakistanis if that means anything

Sometimes sex was before we smoked, sometimes after. She was really open and clear about our deal so I definitely had to treat it as a physical thing instead of thinking she's into me.

The French can be really cool. The girl I'm talking to now is planning on going a museum tour of New Orleans and wants me to go with her because she doesn't know the city at all. That kind of "date" is something I'm not at all used to

there are other unions/organizations that afghanistan is part of

>akhand bharat
you mean the one where rulers from where afghanistan lies today have been ruling india/iran/pakistan/central asia for most of history?

I have a relevant question. What's the difference between spoken Hindi and Urdu? Basically none right?

I'm planning to travel to India soon, and I have a dilemma. I'll need to learn at least one. I know Urdu is more for the Muslim side of India, and Hindi is for the Hindu side or culture, but damn I love the look of that Urdu script. The devangari script Hindi uses is just fuck ugly.

Can I get away with learning Urdu and still be able to talk to people who speak Hindi?

He was. Bisexuality in aristocracy from Central Asia was really common.

>He thinks Chandragupta Maurya was an Afghan
>He thinks the Mughals were Afghan
Lmao, dude. Afghans have achieved literally nothing militarily, scientifically or culturally in the entire human history.

chandragupta was an irrelevant beta

the mughals were uzbeks, I never said they're afghan

>Afghans have achieved literally nothing militarily, scientifically or culturally in the entire human history
lel retard, who were the saffarids, samanids, durranis, ghorids etc. I can also name several golden islamic age scientists that were from where afghanistan lies today

kys manlet

>I have a relevant question. What's the difference between spoken Hindi and Urdu? Basically none right?

Basically none

>I'm planning to travel to India soon, and I have a dilemma. I'll need to learn at least one. I know Urdu is more for the Muslim side of India, and Hindi is for the Hindu side or culture, but damn I love the look of that Urdu script. The devangari script Hindi uses is just fuck ugly.

Learn both scripts they are both easy

>Can I get away with learning Urdu and still be able to talk to people who speak Hindi?

Yes but I think you might have better luck with Hindi resources if you want to speak to the broadest amount of people, unless you specifically want to go to Pakistan or something

>Afghans have achieved literally nothing militarily, scientifically or culturally in the entire human history.
That's not true they have made great strides in the fields of pederasty and sectarian violence.

the guy's being a dick but it's wrong to say they've had nothing in history

also, india's greatest symbol and tourist attraction, the taj mahal was designed by a lad from badakhshan

but yeah they are very different people whether in looks or culture, but they are basically what connects india to west asia/central asia

the ones I know irl are nice lads desu, were nice to me when they found out I'm kashmiri

friendly reminder that muhammad yunus's microeconomics model is helping developing world countries everywhere

kek

>That's not true they have made great strides in the fields of pederasty
>tfw the Taliban was the best chance to remove that disgusting aspect of their culture forever
>tfw we took them out and allowed bacha bazi

Mauryan empire is irrelevant but all the tiny shit empires you listed are? Face it, you guys have been cucked by Persians, Uzbeks, Pakis, and Indians your entire history.

>Saffarids
Persian
>Samanids
Persian
>Durranis
Barely made it into Persia and didn't even make it into India
>Ghorids
Literally the only relevant Afghan empire. Fell apart within 200 years.

Shah Jahan was born in modern day Pakistan and was of Turkic-Mongol ethnicity just like all the other Mughals

They were probably doing it too

they punished anyone caught raping boys with death, homosexuality is very haram

So getting rid of Bacha Bazi makes up entirely for blowing up the Bamiyan Buddhas, persecuting ethnic minorities, their extremely unequal gender policies, and what not?

you're really ignorant
the terms persian and tajik are interchangeable, the saffarids were literally from western afghanistan, samanids were from northern afghanistan/southern tajikistan, I didn't mention the ghaznavids or even the pre-islamic dynasties of the bactrians/hepthalites etc.

shah jahan wasn't the architect, look at how dumb you are lmao

goddamn black manlets lel, short smelly and dumb

>goddamn black manlets lel, short smelly and dumb
>replying to southies
imagine sharing the same country as them and having everyone label you as the same

Of course muslims don't care about those things

I don't want to imagine being indian, sorry.

>blowing up the Bamiyan Buddhas
>history is more important than what happens to living people

>persecuting ethnic minorities
this isn't a good thing I agree

>their extremely unequal gender policies
do you really think that this was something the taliban specifically instigated or just part of the culture of the area? as in, in a vacuum, gender policies would be equal?

what i don't understand is westerners who take a holier than thou attitude and try to impose their own morals and values on people whose culture they have never experienced

I don't care either way desu
I just don't think you're as special as you think you are, and especially not as far removed from /desi/ as you want to be.

>they're mostly punjabi pakistanis
My family is Kashmiri/Afghani so that may be why I've seen many that look so similar. Then again my family, while they look afghani and kashmiri, all speak punjabi so idk.

Nice thread bois

>my family, while they look afghani and kashmiri, all speak punjabi so idk.
Are you me?

many afghans (people in afghanistan today at least, since the term afghan in history meant pashtun) are persian, tajiks and farsiwans specifically

afghanistan is iranian clay

india is iranian clay too basically since afghanistans former clay is our clay

>whose culture they have never experienced
yea, who wouldn't want to experience stoning, bachabazi, and beheadings?

yes

>My family is Kashmiri
so not even real pakis

Tajiks are Persians you idiot. They speak Persian and are of Persian origin. Afghans are so irrelevant that they try to take credit for other people's achievements. Lmao, pathetic. No wonder, you guys were constantly getting cucked by the Persians and Pakistanis.

Ustad Ahmad Lahauri the designer of the Taj Mahal was a Persian. Afghans are truly the most pathetic race. You have achieved nothing, but will call others names to make up for it.

...

Last time I got trolled this hard was when my indian friend took me to his families indian restaurant and fed me all the spicy shit.

I'm literally half tajik myself and half pashtun, I'm afghan, you realize some 40% of afghanistan is pashtun, and somee 30% is tajik, right? Funnily enough my tajik side of the family is quite racist against blacks and pakis whereas my pashtun side says all races are equal under god.

Jesus, I'm just going to leave this thread if it's inhabited with genuine retards like yourself.

>muh light skin and rugged features

mountain niggers have nothing else of worth

stop embarrassing yourself m8

>Bunch of street-shiyters and goat-fuckers in here literally going WE WUZ


Holy fuck, could you be more pathetic

B-but muh features

Fuck off

>history is more important than what happens to living people
There was no reason to blow up your own history just because it is apart of you pre-Islamic past.

>do you really think that this was something the taliban specifically instigated or just part of the culture of the area? as in, in a vacuum, gender policies would be equal?
Any cultural belief that holds that women should not be granted is not an acceptable part of any culture. Education is a human right, you should have the right to decide to take it or not. For the Taliban there is no choice, and if you wanted to, you'd be executed. You couldn't even find employment if you were a women, especially bizarre considering the large amount of widows in a country filled with warfare.

fuck you I wuz kangz, I'll call trudeau and the sjws in my phonebook on you

>Holy fuck, could you be more pathetic
Yes we can.
WE

you're not bright are you

retard you just tried the we wuz meme and got found out for calling out persians and not actual afghans

your people are worthless and have done nothing in history besides keeping out others (which funny enough is the reason why afghanistan is one of the most backwards countries in the world)

couldn't even recognize that socialism would've been a good thing for you pedos

wait I don't get it, are you justifying the invasion of Afghanistan because they didn't let women go to school?

the point is that it's not the place of outsiders to determine what is okay or not in the culture of another, these things need to be determined internally.

besides human rights only extend as far as someone is willing to provide them

you're not even replying to the right people anymore, just stop

our grandparents had shit tons of kids didn't they

my maternal had nine and my paternal had five. i get that it was the times and all but they were fucking baby factories

>I'm just going to leave this thread
>afghan babies can't handle the heat
what happened to all that mujahideen blood fammilia? Used it all up raping little boys?

I can't wait to have an arranged marriage to a teenage girl who will bear me at least 6 children inshallah