ITT: We try to be as Canadian as possible

Hahaha all you fucking faggots are jealous of our great country cuz it's the best in the world. Actually I'm happy we have such a high asian population, they allow us to surpass your shitty 3rd world shithole in math

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EH MAPLE SYRUP I'M """UKRANIAN""""

Canadian heritagefags are literally worse than """German"""-Americans

Stop trying so fucking hard it's not funny

>average canadian household

Nice one leafbro, short and sweet

Let me try

Fucking butthurt americuck yanks, you're just assblasted because Canada has more culture than America and everyone knows we're more European than you guys

>BlacksOnBlondes
>is actually BlacksOnSpics

>tfw can't get CHRT to get australia to stop bullying

Your country is *LITERALLY* more non-white than ours.

LMAO.

your "white"HOUSE, GOT BLACKED.

YOUR DARN, WHITE HOUSE. GOT. BLACKED.

where's the fucking hockey discussion >:^(

>wake up
>apologise to bed
>get dressed in uniform and prepare children for 15 mile snow walk to school
>ride horse over mountains to job as moose patrolman
>after work visit store to purchase bagged milk
>spend afternoon catching fish through circular hole cut in ice
>eat fish and poutine for dinner
>children cover their fish in maple syrup
>swear at québécois neighbour
>apologise
>go to bed